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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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My Net Worth, you ask? None of your DAMN business, champ. |
06/15/26 |
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Norm Macdonald wasn't even funny & only gets credit for dying at a relatively yo |
06/15/26 |
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Remember kissing your gf when she had a mouth full of bubble gum |
06/15/26 |
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🚨 doobs is now Special Counsel in Buchalter’s Portland, OR office |
06/15/26 |
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Most drugs you've heard of are a trap door into a scary early grave |
06/15/26 |
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RSF still cannot speak French despite living there lmao low IQ as fuck |
06/15/26 |
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Does TT even realize what he’s fleeing from |
06/15/26 |
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[Willie Nelson voice] I was an Of Counsel, along the coach roads I did ride. |
06/15/26 |
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Found a secret ornate library of cuttingtable posts in the Myst HD remake (link) |
06/15/26 |
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911 operator decides she doesn't feel like working, hangs up on multiple calls |
06/15/26 |
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woman: "i'm so depressed i'm going to commit suicide!" *takes 5 tylenol* |
06/15/26 |
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Do people who work for C or S corporations or LLCs have any self-respect |
06/15/26 |
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Playing Maniac Mansion, sipping some beer |
06/15/26 |
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New chick ghosted me after I answered honestly what my top fantasy is |
06/15/26 |
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21 YO Daughter showed up with septum piercing and nose ring, tats |
06/15/26 |
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carving pentagrams into all your fam members by the yeah for reals on FEAR 97.2 |
06/15/26 |
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FACT: We have seen more nyuug texts in Korean than RSF texts in French |
06/15/26 |
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
06/15/26 |
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Can’t remember a time I had Starbucks coffee and didn’t have to shit w/in 1 |
06/15/26 |
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FIFA rigged: Germany in fight of lives against Azn Pussy |
06/15/26 |
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[NO JEW THREAD] Have U becum MOAR or LESS antisemitic in past 5 yrs? |
06/15/26 |
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Sabrina Carpenter’s bubble gum pink pussy |
06/15/26 |
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this Confucian e-girl puts the anal in analects |
06/15/26 |
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Proles constantly date end of Byzantium as 1453, ignoring Empire of Trebizond |
06/15/26 |
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Here’s the problem if a Dem wins in 2028 |
06/15/26 |
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Daily State of Gaming: 6/15/2026 |
06/15/26 |
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Proles always say "as" to mean "because" now |
06/15/26 |
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I wake up everyday hoping for 9 billion deaths |
06/15/26 |
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billions must dine |
06/15/26 |
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Magical Congolese Man Airlifted by DRC President to Win World Cup for Congo (WSJ |
06/15/26 |
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FIFA rigged: Spain in fight of lives against Cape Verde |
06/15/26 |
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Going to enjoy $1500 worth of pussy this week |
06/15/26 |
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bump this thread every time the beautiful game is a beautiful game (copa mundial |
06/15/26 |
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Going to enjoy $0 worth of pussy this timeline |
06/15/26 |
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Your mom threatening to take 5 tylenol PMs to kill self so anyone pay attn |
06/15/26 |
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Manic pixie pseudointellectual Online bf |
06/15/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 OFFICIAL UFC FREEDOM 250 THREAD 🚨🚨🚨 |
06/15/26 |
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Mark Zuckerberg ditches azn wife, gets harem (pic) |
06/15/26 |
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WH lawn UFC fight is on the level of 1969 moon landing |
06/15/26 |
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"Trump had a predilection for nipples." |
06/15/26 |
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"Knowedge economy" just women emailing AI generated powerpoints back and forth? |
06/15/26 |
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Simon declines being fisher of men bc he's "not interested in working for a jew" |
06/15/26 |
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Google exec murdered by whore on his yacht |
06/15/26 |
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Just rented out an entire movie theater for Toy Story 5. Feel like a Baller |
06/15/26 |
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Elliot Page, fka Ellen Page, explains what masculinity means(link) |
06/15/26 |
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A filthy redneck knocked out a black man on the White House lawn yesterday |
06/15/26 |
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Fight my friend got into in college made me think of the Karmello Anthony thing |
06/15/26 |
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here at ZoZo, we ask the important questions tp |
06/15/26 |
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just watched a youtube video on how to properly fold a burrito. holy shit |
06/15/26 |
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finally installed "Dark Mode" for ZoZo because of eye floaters tp |
06/15/26 |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER 🌴 [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
06/15/26 |
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ggtp what the fuck is going on with this ref's head. why is it so enormous |
06/15/26 |
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Ur golden retriever pulling his leash toward fertile white female at dog park |
06/15/26 |
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Remember the Joy of castrating your son and giving him irreversible hormones |
06/15/26 |
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"yeah ok babe, i'll call you back later. cuttingtable is poasting again" |
06/15/26 |
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Cornell student declines job b/c he's "not interested in working for a jew" |
06/15/26 |
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McKayla teaching Jenna Bush how to do the Dougie (vid) |
06/15/26 |
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UK finally implements digital ID (link) |
06/15/26 |
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Manic pixie pseudointellectual redhead gf |
06/15/26 |
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on July 14, 2026, my friend jafar returned to full lucidity with a thunderous, |
06/15/26 |
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In case you missed it, libs put on a competing concert/event last night (link) |
06/15/26 |
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Summertime purge underway at my mega-corp |
06/15/26 |
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Clubbing Emilio's neck in with a blackjack |
06/15/26 |
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Karlstack with an absolute banger |
06/15/26 |
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“A Pure Red Heifer Is Born in the Galilee,” announces the Temple Institute |
06/15/26 |
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Dudes who dick down hot girls like its an obligation tp |
06/15/26 |
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Has "longwangpoontang" ever made a funny or intelligent poast? |
06/15/26 |
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Brownoid Smokes Fentanyl On LA Public Bus (VID) |
06/15/26 |
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so did Eric Trump really ask Cormier to rig fights? I cant tell what happened |
06/15/26 |
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Just ordered pizza. It'll be here in approximately 75 minutes. |
06/15/26 |
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butt white blond spaniards are so damn trippy |
06/15/26 |
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were giving iran 300 billion |
06/15/26 |
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Steven Cheung is a fat NOWAG with hot spinner gf. wtf is your excuse? |
06/15/26 |
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Brazil suspects foul play in the death of rope girl. Tour operators arrested |
06/15/26 |
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You see a torture black site. I see spring tryouts. That's the difference |
06/15/26 |
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"Uh, a ticket for 1 to the Wife Guy Cinematic Universe, please" |
06/15/26 |
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:::~~~~MeSs WiTh ThE bEsT, DiE LiKe ThE rEsT~~~::: |
06/15/26 |
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2000s trance mix plays as you walk down the street on Monday morning |
06/15/26 |
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Harvested whale had harpoon tip from the Victorian Era still lodged in it’s he |
06/15/26 |
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Check out this epic French party RSF would never go to |
06/15/26 |
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Need some NIGGA to drive me to the CAMEL MARKET |
06/15/26 |
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MAGA deserters = scum of the fucking earth, worse than libs, must be shot |
06/15/26 |
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imagine how 180 america would be if everyone drove golf carts |
06/15/26 |
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How are blackpillers and panicans/doomers not eating a bullet today? |
06/15/26 |
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As part of IRAN deal, Rach to charge $1 "Service Fee" per XO Poast Poasted |
06/15/26 |
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In Japan, you can go to an Otter Cafe and play with otters |
06/15/26 |
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clicked an xo twitter link and now half my feed is "translated from vietnamese" |
06/15/26 |
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Indian tourists asked to leave Songkhla resort after heated dispute |
06/15/26 |
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Can't stop watching vids of World Cup fans getting blown away by America |
06/15/26 |
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Emilio- Did you take the ghost of River Phoenix to Aslan's Country? |
06/15/26 |
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Watching a montage of cuttingtable threads like the end of Cinema Paradiso |
06/15/26 |
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Listening to Aqueous Transmission & stargazing w cuttingtable tp 🌌🌌🌌 |
06/15/26 |
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A private screening of Dune at Enya's Irish fairy tale castle w cuttingtable tp: |
06/15/26 |
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I hope cuttingtable buys me an emotional support luis for Christmas this year |
06/15/26 |
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Tidus “cuttingtable” X-2 |
06/15/26 |
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Walt Disney's EPCOT population: cuttingtable, goldens, Japanese, wholesome pumos |
06/15/26 |
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Question about Disclosure Day (spoilers) |
06/15/26 |
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69ing with Emilio TP, watching Young Guns 2 |
06/15/26 |
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Second year in a row that Trump established peace in the Middle East |
06/15/26 |
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Had a pool party with some app sluts- Emilio crashed it 180-style |
06/15/26 |
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Having Breakfast with Emilio, hope he brings more friends |
06/15/26 |
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A magical Narnian Beaver providing his sheepdog guidance on the journey home, tp |
06/15/26 |
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Local pizza place “The Cuttingtable,” leafy 90s suburbia, Perry Como 🍕 |
06/15/26 |
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Rubio has a hot wife, 4 kids, 3 houses, an Audi Q7 |
06/15/26 |
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Mine was the bort of Emilio, Beckersted, Beaver. A friendly fraternity. WTF is |
06/15/26 |
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"Dave's so lucky with the ladies. He snagged another "certified yapper" on |
06/15/26 |
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Saw 2 surfer guys w real men 💝 Jesus decal, thought of mousemo and BEAVER |
06/15/26 |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
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Parents came to my kids party with their 3 kids and gave a $30 gift |
06/15/26 |
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Rate the comments on this tweet (link) |
06/15/26 |
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Emilio and u chain smoking, watching Tales from Earthsea |
06/15/26 |
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if only xo was an edgy hip IRL intellectual social club |
06/15/26 |
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Starting to invest at age 40, what do I need to know? |
06/15/26 |
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Emilio’s faggy gourmet burger restaurant in Pasadena is 180 |
06/15/26 |
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Searching Emilio or golden or retriever circa 2026 gives quite kooky results... |
06/15/26 |
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Waiting for Emilio to get off the toilet, while petting his Golden Retriever |
06/15/26 |
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I dreamed of Emilio's Golden Retriever waking me up with big sloppy kisses |
06/15/26 |
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my favorite genre of poasting is when johnsmeyer switches it up a bit |
06/15/26 |
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Was Emilio a spoiled rich kid from Beverly Hills? |
06/15/26 |
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I cringe when I look at how I used to pick up women when I was in college |
06/15/26 |
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Have a nice Monday ballbags--I'm golfing and getting laid today |
06/15/26 |
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“Social club? Rach he’s gotta gooooo!” |
06/15/26 |
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Just put a hit out on my own dad. Taking Qs |
06/15/26 |
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The Weather Channel begged the weather gods to spoil UFC Freedom 250 (link) |
06/15/26 |
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Barron looks like a mess |
06/15/26 |
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Fuck, fuck-ah, yeah Fuck, fuck Fuck, fuck Fuck, fuck, fuck yeah Come on, baby, c |
06/15/26 |
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Olivia Rodrigo's stud chad bf, bored of fucking her but dutifully mounting |
06/15/26 |
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Sitting upside down in mom's bed jerking off on my face, no blackmail, no money |
06/15/26 |
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Getting drunk looking at the sky 80 degree day, no wife, no kids, no job 10 am |
06/15/26 |
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Explain the UFOs = literal demons/Satan from the Bible theory pls |
06/15/26 |
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/r/PoasterDinnerDiaries |
06/15/26 |
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Store Closed. Turning down any further offers. |
06/15/26 |
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Micron (MU) and SanDisk (SNDK) |
06/15/26 |
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just watched a youtube video on how to properly plaster a diaper. holy shit |
06/15/26 |
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Husband been taking loans against 401k & comes home smells like massage oil |
06/15/26 |
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getting worked like a slave in an african mine (#justretardcriminalshit) |
06/15/26 |
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Has CSLG’s firm been investigated for hiring discrimination? |
06/15/26 |
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New GF had a sign in her bedroom that says “Depth and Girth” (need advice) |
06/15/26 |
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Dolphin getting a sorority girl tattooed on its ankle |
06/15/26 |
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having the "talk" w ur kids abt staying away from PS1 owners who went to STATE |
06/15/26 |
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Wtf jumping didn’t work |
06/15/26 |
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letting ur wife get preg w people so they dont kill ur fam (#justsouthernthings) |
06/15/26 |
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Emilio rate this classy nympho (link) |
06/15/26 |
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girls whose dream guy is McLovin from Superbad |
06/15/26 |
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🚨 HANDS IN THE AIR FOR TALL MEN 🚨 |
06/15/26 |
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Came to US for college stayed and cannot be here I hate the US |
06/15/26 |
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Imagine being a lib showing your face anywhere post-deal |
06/15/26 |
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Art of the deal: Straight of Hormuz now closed, subject to tolls? |
06/15/26 |
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very odd situation occurred at a wedding i was at last weekend |
06/15/26 |
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Taking questions on my upcoming move to Tasmania. |
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