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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Alexa, count and record my xo post impressions... But don't tell me |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa order more ritalin for my wife's son |
01/23/26 |
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Hundreds of Minnesota Businesses Are Set to Close in Protest Against ICE |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, begin poast to zozo. black...people...like..pork...ch
ops...becauyse..." |
01/23/26 |
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Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, pull up the 'Early Life' Wikipedia entry for the author" |
01/23/26 |
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CFB Playoff will remain at 12 teams…for now |
01/23/26 |
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alexander hamilton was actually black btw |
01/23/26 |
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MDH is in prison for being pedo? |
01/23/26 |
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Bessent declares “eat the bugs” craze over, trashes Swiss food (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, look up litigation exit options, and don't laugh this time |
01/23/26 |
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wrote an Alexa algo to read XO poasts by saying "Alexa, give me mental illness" |
01/23/26 |
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new alexa stats show xoxohth jumped to 2% of all internet use in lockdown (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Finally!! Rate this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez belly dancing video (it's 180) |
01/23/26 |
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I ensure i recite some shitlib line every day so that Google, Alexa, or whatever |
01/23/26 |
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alexandra occasion-CORTEZ needs to be canceled |
01/23/26 |
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Called generic snacks "cheez its" in front of Alexa. Got a C&D letter the next d |
01/23/26 |
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"Hey Alexa, order two bulk packs of 2mg Habitrol gum." "Yes, 784 pieces." |
01/23/26 |
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alexa play “lose yourself to dance” |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, find papers on the ethics of data aggregation for commercial exploitation |
01/23/26 |
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Hey Alexa, do black lives matter? |
01/23/26 |
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How Do U Say St Barth w/o Sounding Like A Lisping Faggot #RSF |
01/23/26 |
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"Happy New Year's, Alexa." "Shut up fag." *turns off* |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: my pussy gets soaking wet for men who download the newest update and agre |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, ask "libs?" |
01/23/26 |
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wait lmao wait that skanky hispanic chica from NY actually WON? |
01/23/26 |
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Brewpub waitress said I look like Alexander Skarsgard but younger |
01/23/26 |
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Prime Day: Do you need an Alexa for your Alexa? |
01/23/26 |
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alexa triggering silent alarm after you request christian music |
01/23/26 |
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Why do I need an alexa enabled smart soap dispenser??? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: play my str8 as FUK playlist: "Playing songs by Erasure and Pet Shop Boys |
01/23/26 |
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It’s been really funny watching Newsom get clowned and dunked on all week |
01/23/26 |
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The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
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got a jar of nearly expired burger sauce. ok to freeze? |
01/23/26 |
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Do you take Alexandria Cortes seriously as policymaker? |
01/23/26 |
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"Sir, the toxicity of this thread may be too high--" "I don't care Alexa, I wish |
01/23/26 |
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Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa what's the weather?" "Stfu beady eyed faggot!" "What?" "59 |
01/23/26 |
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What if Alexander Graham Bell invented conference calling when he invented phone |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria seemed like a 180 ancient city. Lighthouse, Library, oh the culture! |
01/23/26 |
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Gen Z Trump voters are all in on Vance |
01/23/26 |
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alexa bump every crazy pills poast |
01/23/26 |
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asian pussy weekend |
01/23/26 |
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2029: Alexa, Put me inside the A-ha Take On Me Video and use XO Top Scholarship |
01/23/26 |
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Jesus was disgusted that Jews stopped reading Torah and followed Sanhedrin |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, my outdoor thermometer disagrees, where did you go to law school? |
01/23/26 |
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Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, append another 'jr' to my moniker |
01/23/26 |
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Good morning! Happy Friday! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, concede my argument that The House on Sorority Row is underrated |
01/23/26 |
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Hypo: 1 year to walk from Cape Town to Alexandria for $10M |
01/23/26 |
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alexa why is it called craigslist and is he single |
01/23/26 |
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how much would you pay for a porno staring anna cramling and alexandra botez |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, call my shaman and schedule an ayahuasca session |
01/23/26 |
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Reminder: Biden’s second biggest scandal was owning a Peloton bike |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, what is Art? Is art art? Are we art? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa dropping your Amazon pizza through the chimney via drone |
01/23/26 |
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True fact: Library of Alexandria had a working steam engine |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, gimme the beefboy and free my soul |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, is XO mentally ill today?" "Sorry, I don't know that one." |
01/23/26 |
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wtf art alexakis worked 3 yrs at Deveboise before starting evercl |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, find all poasts w/o gender reference in title. Poast 'whats his name??' |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, are there any bicurious blonde girls in Coke bottle glasses @ Tucker's |
01/23/26 |
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Dhar Mann is the second best American director |
01/23/26 |
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tall, rich 52 year old marries alexandra daddario. whats his pumo? |
01/23/26 |
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Judge Jeanine CONVICTS lib who tried to kill Trump with a laser gun (link) |
01/23/26 |
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"This is your Captain, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. We will be taking a detour |
01/23/26 |
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"Xo alexa, tell me a story about a better time" |
01/23/26 |
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what jews did to chinese food in mfh is abhorrent |
01/23/26 |
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hey alexa, show xoxohth's top threads today |
01/23/26 |
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January 20, 2029: "Yo, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, solemnemente juro que |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandra Botez, one of the top chess players in Canada |
01/23/26 |
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y2k ethereal jungle tp |
01/23/26 |
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The State of Metroid |
01/23/26 |
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Can anyone name the 8 wars Trump stopped? |
01/23/26 |
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Set Alexa to say "What a horrible night to have a curse" at sunset. Wife irate. |
01/23/26 |
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I've never met an unattractive Alexa IIRC |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandria Ocasio Cortes’s tits smashed into ur back on a Jetski on Spring Bre |
01/23/26 |
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Standardizing blowjobs as an amuse bouche before sex most 180 recent innovation |
01/23/26 |
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Laura Ingraham to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: "You have nice lips." |
01/23/26 |
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bort cons know Trump got UTTERLY HUMILIATED on Greenland |
01/23/26 |
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Pelican snatches Florida attorney's toupee, instantly regrets it (Dhar Mann) |
01/23/26 |
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*TSINAH in a Dhar Mann video delivering uber eats to previously stiffed driver* |
01/23/26 |
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Working on a viral video with Dhar Mann (CSLG) |
01/23/26 |
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Intestinal Distress defines the 16-bit console war and the Genesis writ large |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa Chung was my dream girl when I was in jr high, posh Eurasian arthoe tp |
01/23/26 |
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LJL "Board of Peace" members: Exclusively 3rd world countries and USA (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Remember what a pure artform online poasting was in the 1990s? |
01/23/26 |
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The winter storm will cause collapse of US... roving cannibal gangs on snowmobil |
01/23/26 |
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Candlemas 2026 + Groundhog Day 2026 is going to be 180, gorgeous Dream of spring |
01/23/26 |
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Cybermale camaraderie is 180 (IMO/IME; YMMV) |
01/23/26 |
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Roald Dahl's magical realism sea turtle story tp |
01/23/26 |
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Why do Jews have such big cocks? |
01/23/26 |
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Running into Alex Turner at Arclight Hollywood circa 2011 tp |
01/23/26 |
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feel like i should rewatch titanic |
01/23/26 |
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NOCOINers are fucked |
01/23/26 |
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taught myself python today not flame |
01/23/26 |
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Michael Mann is a gorgeous Jew |
01/23/26 |
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Better Michael Mann film: Blackhat or Miami Vice |
01/23/26 |
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28 Inches Later |
01/23/26 |
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Amazon: Plumbing, etc Parts No Longer Can Be Labeled As Male / Female |
01/23/26 |
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PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
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Michael Mann's Audioslave era was the pinnacle of civilization |
01/23/26 |
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When you see how adult Ukrainians behave you won't mind if their kids die |
01/23/26 |
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Chicago lib CONVICTED of trying to murder ICE captain Greg Bovino! |
01/23/26 |
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Michael Mann is the best American director |
01/23/26 |
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Why does Miami have a basketball team named after a Michael Mann film |
01/23/26 |
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Pro Tip: take pics w/ wb cranked up so life resembles michael mann movie |
01/23/26 |
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Michael Mann's "The Insider" = POTUS movie about U.S. corporations |
01/23/26 |
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Was Peak Motley Crue their Girls Girls Girls album, or Dr Feelgood? |
01/23/26 |
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Michael Mann should direct a James Bond movie |
01/23/26 |
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Had no idea until Trump just how shitty con lawyers are |
01/23/26 |
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Thoughts on the $1 million Michael Mann verdict against Mark Steyn |
01/23/26 |
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Be honest: How many of you don't wear deodorant? |
01/23/26 |
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MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
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Stop trying to make me watch "The Pitt" |
01/23/26 |
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The wind chill is -21 right now (TSINAH) |
01/23/26 |
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Postal Recall |
01/23/26 |
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LMAO the HIGH SCHOOL girl I used to sleep w just landed on St B (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
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Spaceporn walking into Moms Spaghetti wearing an Eminem t shirt (pic) |
01/23/26 |
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Is GOUT the most preftigious disease? Discuss. |
01/23/26 |
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it's vibe coded-coded |
01/23/26 |
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Masturbation rampage |
01/23/26 |
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Board Olds: Why didn't the GOP take the White House in 1996? |
01/23/26 |
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hannah and her sisters but it's scholarship and his alts |
01/23/26 |
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ATP Giving Min. Guaranteed Income: Top 125: 300K, 175: 200K, 250: 100K #tennis |
01/23/26 |
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Tucker monologue on immigration and white America |
01/23/26 |
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your cat just thinks you're a large retarded cat that needs looked after |
01/23/26 |
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best BJ song: go down (ac/dc), she goes down (crue), or let it go (def leppard)? |
01/23/26 |
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NSAM can't afford a 5090. Why? |
01/23/26 |
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Always pictured scholarship tp looking like George Raft |
01/23/26 |
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Vivid recurring dreams about the vast open steppes of central Asia |
01/23/26 |
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better fat chick song: fatt bottom girls or whole lotta rosie? |
01/23/26 |
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did you high school have a uighur/wigger cultural exchange program |
01/23/26 |
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decade of dissidence: my Mötley Crüe top ten (neofeudal review) |
01/23/26 |
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man's decade of blank bumps 3d projection mapped reveal a temple of scholarship |
01/23/26 |
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Yung Joc - It's Goin Down as scholarship tp registers for salsa dance classes |
01/23/26 |
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$AMD Uber Alles |
01/23/26 |
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Think about how dumb the average boomer is. Half of boomers are dumber than that |
01/23/26 |
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adopting perspectives is useful |
01/23/26 |
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Why is udder balm sold exclusively in hardware store checkout aisles, not CVS? |
01/23/26 |
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From Don Quixote to the Don Trump |
01/23/26 |
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$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers |
01/23/26 |
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under trump's 'deal', china is retaining ownership of tiktok algorithm |
01/23/26 |
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What chance do you think you stand against enterprise-grade AI in 1-2 years? |
01/23/26 |
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Didn’t Saddam’s Iraq fight back way harder in 1991 than Iran is now? |
01/23/26 |
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Bovino: what's a Midwestern city where my guys won't be scared to operate? |
01/23/26 |
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"It's giving child abuse," the young millennia shitlaw associate in Richmond sai |
01/23/26 |
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guys rate my new monikor (zurich) |
01/23/26 |
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