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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I would hope that you'd promptly throttle both Epstein and Dershowitz |
02/01/26 |
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Why did Epstein email himself all the time? |
02/01/26 |
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I'm drunk. Taking Q's. |
02/01/26 |
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"Bacon for breakfast" moaned Spaceporn as he busted a tiny load into his spaniel |
02/01/26 |
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Did PS2 truly win the gen in the western consciousness |
02/01/26 |
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In the 90s the only “stress” was choosing between Wingdings or Pilotwings 64 |
02/01/26 |
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libs basically look at MAGA voters the same as religious people |
02/01/26 |
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Good one Karlstack |
02/01/26 |
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insane that XO was right all along about slick willy and Lolita express |
02/01/26 |
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If the name is Gutierrez, Ass Sunstein will propose marriage |
02/01/26 |
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"It was a riff, Senator. Take a look at Exhibit G. The original 'Bacon for Break |
02/01/26 |
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ICE Agents Who Shot Pretti Named: Jesus Ochoa & Raymundo Gutierrez |
02/01/26 |
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"Mr. Senator, did you or did you not call the Poaster a "Cum-gulping faggot"? |
02/01/26 |
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Didn't realize Super Bowl was today. Didn't buy any snacks or drinks |
02/01/26 |
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🚨🚨 ATTENTION GOYIM: IGNORE THE EPSTEIN FILES 🚨🚨 |
02/01/26 |
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Epstein recounts a hilarious joke: |
02/01/26 |
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Non-Vaxxmos: Djoker never took the VAXX and his career has fell off a cliff |
02/01/26 |
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The Gordon Bombay of Biglaw, Once Upon a Time in Minneapolis… |
02/01/26 |
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Pedophilia is the natural progression of right wing politics (i.e., cons = sick) |
02/01/26 |
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"I'm better at anal argument," Peterman said to his Legal Writing II professor |
02/01/26 |
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"Yes honey it's a law board" he said, Horse Cum Blast and NiggerFaggot on screen |
02/01/26 |
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"And now our third panelist on race relations, Turd Sandwich." |
02/01/26 |
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one month has passed in 2026. what have you accomplished? |
02/01/26 |
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UCONN doesnt even have any hawt girls this year |
02/01/26 |
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Former Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad discussing U Mich football on Twitter |
02/01/26 |
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Karaites are based as fuck in rejecting the Oral Tradition |
02/01/26 |
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did all these elites just not get pussy in high school? is that it? |
02/01/26 |
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New Yorker article on Tucker mentions C12, XO |
02/01/26 |
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Family businesses making seven figures in small Southern towns |
02/01/26 |
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"Ben Shapiro" is basically a small 3D protrusion from "another dimension". |
02/01/26 |
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some i assume are not minor attracted persons |
02/01/26 |
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Who's picking Caroline Ellison up from prison today? |
02/01/26 |
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Trump: "The only way to save America is for your 14yo daughter to give me a HJ." |
02/01/26 |
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Lol at "Autoadmit.com" still existing - 2004 was a lifetime ago… |
02/01/26 |
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Becky his interests include pro bono performance art, cyberperformance mostly |
02/01/26 |
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Head of Paul Weiss to Epstein: "You're Amazing!!!" |
02/01/26 |
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"who should i make it out to?" (demented donald drawing pubes on maxwell pardon) |
02/01/26 |
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Mommy gf: only rates U with Halford #'s ;) Biglaw gf: raise those hourly numbers |
02/01/26 |
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"Interesting... but let's see what Horse Cum Blast has to say" |
02/01/26 |
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“and Horst in his leather chaps. Hi, who just joined?” |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
02/01/26 |
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Made a huge mistake creating a Roblox account |
02/01/26 |
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Faith Hill has a hot daughter who went to Stanford |
02/01/26 |
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so Rachmiel invented ZoZo and then just quit? |
02/01/26 |
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What was the straightest online poast of your life? (I’ve yet to make one) |
02/01/26 |
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HORSE CUM BLAST one of the most iconic monikers of our times |
02/01/26 |
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okay, i'll say it. i miss horse cum blast |
02/01/26 |
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A Texas Election Jolt to the GOP (wsj) |
02/01/26 |
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the outdoor NHL game had a goalie fight |
02/01/26 |
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I Think Nintendo's in for a Rough Year... |
02/01/26 |
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Mega corps will soon have no invective to raise capital in the stock market |
02/01/26 |
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TFW no Chase Infiniti lowkey gorgeous WoC gf |
02/01/26 |
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Its now all about how effectively u allocate your capital, not how hard u work |
02/01/26 |
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I'm killing it with 40 y/o white women right now |
02/01/26 |
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Americans: <>No healthcare<> Schumer: my job is to give Israel all the money |
02/01/26 |
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Xo version of Heated Rivalry starring who |
02/01/26 |
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Thomas Massie has confirmed he is a Democrat now (link) |
02/01/26 |
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"We just love him so much. If he wants to fuck my children, he can." |
02/01/26 |
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They killed Massie's wife |
02/01/26 |
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Hey cucumbers can we discuss your most recent orgasm? |
02/01/26 |
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Happy black history month (link) |
02/01/26 |
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"It's Kevin Wash, actually. He's from Ohio." |
02/01/26 |
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Epstein got banned from private server for camping with the AWP |
02/01/26 |
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Italians making unnecessary dislike of food their whole personality, bash these |
02/01/26 |
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america: "you molest children" trump: "trannies in volleyball harms children" |
02/01/26 |
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Jimothy Ellis "Jeb" Bush (born February 11, 1953) |
02/01/26 |
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Speaker Johnson, citing the 'Hastert Precedent', claims Zionist immunity |
02/01/26 |
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"Shabbos Goyim never age, have you noticed that?" - Bibbi Epstein |
02/01/26 |
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Epstein was banned from XBOX live for shit talking |
02/01/26 |
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a bleeding edge litigation firm emerging organically in kowloon walled city |
02/01/26 |
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Your internet friend "Horst Kumblast" is calling |
02/01/26 |
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Scene where “Catwoman” reconciles Kantian Transcendental Idealism w/ modern |
02/01/26 |
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WTF I love Mexicans now (Ass Sunstein) |
02/01/26 |
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the DALAI LAMA beats KBJ for the Grammy for best Spoken Word Album |
02/01/26 |
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Candyman by Grateful Dead is about Jeffrey Epstein (Rolling Stone) |
02/01/26 |
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2nd cuz: comatose, motionless, wrapped in silken orb; shrewGF: still breathi |
02/01/26 |
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Pizzagate documentary on rumble.Com |
02/01/26 |
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Why did BTC shoot up to $120k all of a sudden? |
02/01/26 |
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tfw no based and/or extremely online AZN gf |
02/01/26 |
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Geno tp resembles a Filipino Fernando Mendoza, gorgeous phenotype |
02/01/26 |
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Circa 1992: U & Shannon Bream lookalike 1st date at Liberty U ice cream social |
02/01/26 |
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Jimmy Carter, Seal, Heidi Klum discussing AIPAC at Batman premier (link) |
02/01/26 |
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We have such golden retriever stream of consciousness poasting to show you... |
02/01/26 |
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Forgotten 90's tech sensation - the Links 386 Pro golf game from 1992 |
02/01/26 |
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Forgotten 90's tech sensation - the Autoadmit.com chat blog from 2004 |
02/01/26 |
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Remember what a pure artform Bombay Streetshitting was in the 2010s? |
02/01/26 |
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women dont have that many stupid habits like autoadmit (men are 180) |
02/01/26 |
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Julia's Princess Jasmine + Blue Smoke's Half Life 2 Alyx cosplay c. 2005 (pics!) |
02/01/26 |
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New Autoadmit.com experience is kind of weird, still enjoyable |
02/01/26 |
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Joanna Games is the new Eurasian tomboy Nintendo mascot in EU region (link) |
02/01/26 |
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Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses) |
02/01/26 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
02/01/26 |
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Hypo: your dotter marries high IQ asian, or high IQ refined Black |
02/01/26 |
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Rugged Bollywood men stop traffic with Batman Forever song medley (link) |
02/01/26 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
02/01/26 |
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Remember what a pure artform pro bodybuilding was in the 1950s? |
02/01/26 |
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Remember what a pure artform online poasting was in the 1990s? |
02/01/26 |
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New Epstein Files leak shows many elites requesting INDIAN PUSSY |
02/01/26 |
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Trump closing the Kennedy Center due to abysmal ticket sales |
02/01/26 |
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will Elon be credited with "expose the money flows!" reforms? |
02/01/26 |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
02/01/26 |
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Stylish Japanese gen Z wearing “apathetic prepper” logo Uniqlo shirts (link) |
02/01/26 |
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searched jeevacation@gmail in my substack list, holy shit, it's there |
02/01/26 |
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tfw no Sandra Bullock circa Demolition Man gf, interests: Mrs. Officer roleplay |
02/01/26 |
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resume: summa, law review, doesn’t like black girls, calls them boogers |
02/01/26 |
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To be fair tp is an upper-caste Indian princess, the Punjabi Princess Jasmine |
02/01/26 |
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Edward Yang’s A Confucian Confusion is unironically 180 |
02/01/26 |
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NYT: AZNgirls cry as no AZNgirl appears in Epstein Emails |
02/01/26 |
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The most prestigious Indian-American travel journal board in the world. |
02/01/26 |
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Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
02/01/26 |
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40yo Orthodox Jewish Mom Wants To Go Law School (Ortho Women's Forum) |
02/01/26 |
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https://www.rotoscopers.com/wp-c ontent/uploads/2016/04/all-dogs- 1024.jpg |
02/01/26 |
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Christmas in Tahoe, Christmas with ZoZo |
02/01/26 |
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Cold hard nigga truth: Goyim truly are animals who deserve everything they get |
02/01/26 |
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Horishi Abe circa Because We Forget Everything (2022) |
02/01/26 |
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One of Alex Pretti's murderers looks obviously GAY |
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I hope istanbul street cat tp is having a merry christmas |
02/01/26 |
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Living vicariously through every Hiroshi Abe character tp |
02/01/26 |
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Gonna go piss...brb |
02/01/26 |
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Things are country whites have in common w/ blacks |
02/01/26 |
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What would a civil war look like with two blue coasts and a red middle |
02/01/26 |
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Oona Chaplin is far hotter IRL than her Avatar 3 character, not sure what Jim C |
02/01/26 |
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why is america so crime ridden? |
02/01/26 |
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oh my god there's cum on the carpet, why did i fart naked (dupa fupa snoot) |
02/01/26 |
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“Courage, imagination… and a little dough.” - C. Chaplin circa Limelight |
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RDJ circa 1992 as Charlie Chaplin is a criminally underrated biopic IMO |
02/01/26 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) 🦄 |
02/01/26 |
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LMAO tennismos, Sabalenka choked AGAIN?! |
02/01/26 |
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A few months ago I announced I'd be retiring in six months. Update. |
02/01/26 |
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Shitlibs and conturds: can we agree on opposing a police state? |
02/01/26 |
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A very Blue Nile Christmas 🌹🌹🌹 |
02/01/26 |
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My life peaked discussing Tomorrowland with NeumannMorgenste tp circa 2015 |
02/01/26 |
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Roald Dahl's magical realism sea turtle story tp |
02/01/26 |
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Rosalina is Nintendo’s most inspired sub-creation IMO. |
02/01/26 |
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Waiting for glamorous Bollywood version of Autoadmit’s rise to prominence |
02/01/26 |
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Never forget that this life is a cosmic bootcamp 🌌🌅🐶 |
02/01/26 |
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Been exclusively iPhone poasting for years, lost all laptop XO muscle memory |
02/01/26 |
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Holy shit! Johnsmeyer DID IT! A real TALLMAN only club exists (link) |
02/01/26 |
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Do more kids die from dogs than school shootings? |
02/01/26 |
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Brian Jacques woodland creatures in my backyard teaching me Gothic architecture |
02/01/26 |
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America is completely fucked |
02/01/26 |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
02/01/26 |
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Is it gay for a man to like Autoadmit? ZoZo seems more ruggedly masculine |
02/01/26 |
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UR Keanu Reeves; Cheryl Hines, Nicole Shanahan at your front door. Answer? |
02/01/26 |
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My So Called Web 1.0 GreatBort |
02/01/26 |
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Trump To Nominate Jew & Ronald Lauder's SIL As Fed Reserve Chair |
02/01/26 |
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Epstein: Racissss Trump refused to have SEX with underage NIGGRESS whores |
02/01/26 |
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Some guy named "Kevin Warsh" is the reason my crypto holdings are rekt? |
02/01/26 |
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Autoadmit really sucks for everything but male camaraderie... TWIST: |
02/01/26 |
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All I want for Christmas is a blonde AZN hiking gf who attends Korean Church |
02/01/26 |
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