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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
White cuck psychic
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/01/26
120...
White cuck psychic
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
beady-eyed dog poop temple
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
beady-eyed dog poop temple
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
vigorous meetinghouse sex offender
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
vigorous meetinghouse sex offender
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Nofapping Black Sneaky Criminal
  06/01/26
...
brass tripping corner
  06/01/26
...
Aphrodisiac salmon cruise ship
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine
  06/01/26
...
very tactful adulterous macaca boistinker
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Floppy Balding Parlour Patrolman
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
domesticated gaming laptop hell
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
domesticated gaming laptop hell
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
brass tripping corner
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
brass tripping corner
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
domesticated gaming laptop hell
  06/01/26
...
gaped feces stead
  06/02/26
you maed it
swashbuckling pervert
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Marvelous circlehead son of senegal
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Excitant Shitlib Stock Car
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
fragrant burgundy hominid
  06/01/26
what job did you have
narrow-minded beta school new version
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Thriller Haunting Center Mood
  06/01/26
...
appetizing drab scourge upon the earth
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Cyan organic girlfriend
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Cyan organic girlfriend
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
deep sanctuary national security agency
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Khaki Azn
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
domesticated gaming laptop hell
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Khaki Azn
  06/01/26
...
vigorous meetinghouse sex offender
  06/03/26
...
bright razzmatazz roast beef area
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Excitant Shitlib Stock Car
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Excitant Shitlib Stock Car
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
mustard telephone locus
  06/02/26
...
Slimy Trailer Park
  06/02/26
...
brass tripping corner
  06/02/26
...
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/03/26
...
vigorous meetinghouse sex offender
  06/03/26
...
Excitant Shitlib Stock Car
  06/03/26
...
very tactful adulterous macaca boistinker
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Dark Violent Headpube Codepig
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
wine wonderful stain church
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Slimy Trailer Park
  06/03/26
...
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/03/26
...
wine wonderful stain church
  06/03/26
...
vigorous meetinghouse sex offender
  06/03/26
...
Excitant Shitlib Stock Car
  06/03/26
...
galvanic idiotic menage party of the first part
  06/03/26
...
White cuck psychic
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Bronze cowardly ceo brethren
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Electric startling bawdyhouse police squad
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
wine wonderful stain church
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: White cuck psychic

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: White cuck psychic

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed dog poop temple

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed dog poop temple

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse sex offender

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse sex offender

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Nofapping Black Sneaky Criminal

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: brass tripping corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac salmon cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: very tactful adulterous macaca boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Floppy Balding Parlour Patrolman

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop hell

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop hell

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: brass tripping corner

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: brass tripping corner

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop hell

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: gaped feces stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling pervert

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Marvelous circlehead son of senegal

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Excitant Shitlib Stock Car

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: fragrant burgundy hominid

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: narrow-minded beta school new version

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Thriller Haunting Center Mood

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: appetizing drab scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Cyan organic girlfriend

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Cyan organic girlfriend

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: deep sanctuary national security agency

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Khaki Azn

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop hell

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Khaki Azn

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: bright razzmatazz roast beef area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Excitant Shitlib Stock Car

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Excitant Shitlib Stock Car

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: mustard telephone locus

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Slimy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: brass tripping corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Excitant Shitlib Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: very tactful adulterous macaca boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Dark Violent Headpube Codepig

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: primrose charismatic giraffe dopamine

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: wine wonderful stain church

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Slimy Trailer Park

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: wine wonderful stain church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Excitant Shitlib Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: galvanic idiotic menage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: White cuck psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bronze cowardly ceo brethren

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Electric startling bawdyhouse police squad

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: wine wonderful stain church

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)