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Date: June 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 1. Working at Mcdonalds as a teenager builds CHARACTER 2. It is critical to warm your car up in the morning when it is cold 3. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise 4. Red sky at night - sailor's delight! Red sky in the morning - sailor take warning 5. Women - can't live with them, can't live without them! 6. A cop cannot force you to take a breathalyzer 7. If you park somewhere and fall asleep drunk in your car with your keys on you, you can and likely will be charged with DWI 8. In order to survive in prison, one must kick the ass of the biggest guy there 9. Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Gadaffi are all the same guy basically 10. There is a porno called "Debbie Does Dallas" and it is a big deal 11. Sure, the United States isn't perfect, but it is still the greatest country in the world 12. New cars are EXTREMELY complicated 13. Taxes basically all go to WELFARE for NIGGERS 14. Liberals are anti-american, effeminate communists who talk much and know little 15. Taking your tailgate off your truck improves gas mileage 16. Putting your car into neutral at a stoplight improves gas mileage 17. The Dreamcast failed because people were just waiting for PS2 18. Michael Jackson molested children at his ranch, called "Neverland." 19. Every single conspiracy theory is promulgated by paranoid morons except maybe JFK. Also something something Vietnam. 20. Putting weight in the trunk or over the rear axle of an RWD car improves traction in the snow 21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow 22. Using too much force when tightening or loosening a screw can strip it 23. Drinking water helps diffuse alcohol in one's system and reduce the effects of dehydration 24. Many "american" cars are, in fact, not made in america! 25. Black people smell bad and their skin gets ashy 26. Driving for long distances without stopping is indicative of virility 27. Black people have poor impulse control 28. One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off 29. Chinks have small dicks 30. The Italian mafia is an impressive/amazing institution 31. Circumcision is done in part to prevent infection 32. If you fuck a girl when she's on her period, she cannot get pregnant. |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:31 PM Author: very tactful gay gas station legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36178717) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:47 AM Author: big juggernaut pocket flask Prole here. You're supposed to blow and hope the machine is broken (they frequently are). If you fail, insist you are not drunk and demand a blood test - your blood alcohol level might get down to passing level in the time it takes for them to administer the blood test. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36255758) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:58 AM Author: swashbuckling sinister place of business Not an expert, but in Illinois I think you refuse a breathalyzer test and just suffer a 1 yr licene suspension instead of a DUI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36255791) |
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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:49 PM Author: Dashing site These are all correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38601385) |
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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:58 PM Author: Mischievous psychic I’ve sat in on a DUI trial with 7 at issue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38601421) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 8:02 PM Author: Vermilion Twinkling Uncleanness Yarmulke "One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off"
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36177776) |
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Date: June 4th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36183665) |
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Date: June 24th, 2018 9:54 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36300705) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:11 PM Author: Jet Arousing Address did you make this list yourself? if so, impressive breadth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36177815) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:11 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part Yes I had it at 100+ with some help on Qfora back in the day, but the admin loves to scrub that place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36178633) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac stage windowlicker I found this very amusing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36177828) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:14 PM Author: Frum Degenerate is 32 actually correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36177831) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:15 PM Author: aphrodisiac stage windowlicker I think a number of these are technically or usually true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36177839) |
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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: Heady tripping tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36190723) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 33. Capitalism is better than communism because it inspires people to work hard. In a communist society, everyone would just have their hand out! People only work for their next paycheque, not for any higher purpose.
34. The war in the middle east has raged uninterrupted since time immemorial and it not catalysed by Jews
35. White people are good at innovating; chinks are good at making improvements to designs patented by whites.
36. It is not the size of the man in the fight, but rather, the fight in the man
37. Immigrants have come to america from all over the world, in search of a better life.
38. There are two kinds of circuits - Series and Parallel
39. Kids do not play outside anymore
40. The shipping of jobs overseas has hurt Americans (follow-on point: either the Americans are ENTITLED and LAZY or the chinks product is INFERIOR).
41. Adults must pay bills and make budgets
42. If you put money in the bank, it will earn interest
43. Black guys have big dicks
44. Judaism is a Religion.
45. Putting a fuel pump inside of a gas tank is one way of preventing vapor lock with fuel injected cars
46. Manual transmissions with synchronisers do not require you to double-clutch
47. New cars are heaver because of stuff like power window motors and shit
48. You cannot just turn a diesel off. You need to idle it down for an indeterminate amount of time.
49. NASCAR races without the restrictor plates are the most exciting because they go faster
50. In order to be licenced to drive, one must attain a learner's permit, drive with a parent or whoever for 6 months or a year, and take a road test. They must be able to parallel park and execute a 3-point turn.
51. It is too easy to get a driver's licence in the U.S. They'll give a licence to anyone.
52. 12-gauge is by far the most common type of shotgun. 10-gauges were popular once as well, and were still used for turkeys as well as some types of waterfowl. The gauge refers to the size of the pellet - the smaller, the bigger.
53. Niggers have ruined the NBA with their ghettoness and unsportsmanlike diva attitudes.
54. Niggers go after nasty white women
55. What do you all a thousand lawyers drowned at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
56. Overhead valve technology is actually newer than OHC tech. Although the former has often higher displacement relative to performance, the heads are more compact, meaning the overall package has smaller dimensions with fewer moving parts.
57. Marriage often ends with a woman seizing half of your shit, with the aid of the justice system. The entire system is biased against men.
58. If you do not rake your leaves, they will die and suffocate your grass when it snows.
59. One does not simply fly to Florida.
60. You have to work in the factory at UPS for years before they give you the privilege of driving the truck
61. Unions were perhaps a good thing, once, but their time has come and gone, and perhaps they've done more harm than good in the past few decades.
62. Coors Light is mostly Water
63. Drowning is actually one of the most peaceful ways to die
64. Women get moody during and in the period approaching their Periods
65. The United States' involvement in WW2 was necessary and justified, not to mention the atomic bomb.
66. Life expectancies have increased immensely due to Medicine and Technology
67. Social Security won't be around when we retire!
68. The Civil War wasn't fought over slavery
69. To check a car's treads, use the penny test
70. Shoe size / 2 = Dick size |
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Date: June 3rd, 2018 11:14 PM Author: Vigorous geriatric pit milk 71. Opting for the slower internet package is a great way to save money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36178941) |
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Date: June 4th, 2018 12:18 AM Author: aphrodisiac stage windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36179143) |
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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:08 AM Author: snowy dilemma foreskin Number 70 is exactly right in my case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36179661) |
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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:56 AM Author: 180 claret kitchen lettuce 72. We dont want it to be that way, but it do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36179705) |
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Date: June 4th, 2018 7:31 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 73. Calories in, calories out! Simple! 74. They don't make 'em like they used to 75. An upgraded electrical panel may be needed depending on your Electricity needs
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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 76. Baldness is inherited from the mother's side 77. There are two wonderful moments in a boat owner's life - the day he buys it and the day he sells it. 78. Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941 for no reason and it was a coincidence that the aircraft carriers were all out to sea. 79. Getting behind an 18 wheeler on the highway will improve gas mileage because they absorb all of the Wind. 80. Women like "bad boys" when they are young, but are wont to settle down later in life. 81. More car accidents happen around Dusk 82. Purebred dogs are more prone to health problems 83. Clothes from Wal-mart are just as good as those at the Mall; the latter is just overpriced. |
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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: Tan therapy forum Why are you desperate for attention, shithead? Not getting enough from JDU? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36190413) |
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Date: June 9th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36215095) |
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Date: June 9th, 2018 9:23 PM Author: irradiated crackhouse A lot of these are sooooooooooooooooo cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36215100) |
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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:45 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 84. If you are going less than 13 mph over the speed limit on the interstate, you probably won't get pulled over.
85. Communism is an evil system whereby rich people steal everything and poor people are impoverished.
86. 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust
87. It requires 12 years of "schooling" to be a Doctor
88. What do you call a Doctor who didn't get into medical school? A Dentist!
89. Drinking water helps to attenuate a hangover
90. The average penis is 6"
91. Auto Auctions, Storage Auctions, and flea markets can be a source of overlooked treasures
92. Live bait is easier to fish with than Lures
93. Everyone nowadays wants instant gratification
94. Everyone nowadays has a fuckin' short attention span
95. Kids nowadays are ENTITLED
96. SAT scores are not necessarily reflective of intelligence/aptitude/anything
97. Hand Size and Dick size correlate
98. Ear Size and Dick Size correlate
99. Correlation IS causation
100. If you have not been in a car accident for a while, your risk thereof increases because you are "due"
101. The N64's use of cartridges was a fatal error on Nintendo's part
102. The money of the United States is backed by Gold, located at Fort Knox
103. Guns don't kill people; people kill people
104. The best things in life are free
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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 105. Everything in moderation 106. Coffee stunt's your growth 107. To become a Doctor requires 12 years of schooling 108. Many people don't work in the field that they majored in 109. Circumcision reduces the risk of infection 110. Rich people create Jobs
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Date: August 5th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 111. 100 years ago, Cars were not a common sight, and horses and buggies ruled the day
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Date: September 16th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#36822429) |
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Date: October 28th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37113545) |
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Date: October 28th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Lilac Curious Plaza Sneaky Criminal Hey man, #30 was definitely true through at least 1985/1986 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37113996) |
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Date: October 28th, 2018 7:34 PM Author: Lilac Curious Plaza Sneaky Criminal And at least the Westside is doing just fine even these days, TTT Colombos and Bonannos notwithstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37114007) |
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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 111. Leaving a refrigerator open for any length of time is a CODE RED 112. There are other Civil Wars besides the U.S. Civil War. 113. Drywall and sheetrock are all but the same thing 114. The French are pussies; we saved their ass in WW2 115. If the antifreeze in your radiator overflow tank is milky and bubbling, you have a blown head gasket 116. Nirvana, "Smells like Teen Spirit," is the greatest song of the 1990s 117. The Left Lane is the Fast Lane 118. Most people do not do what they went to college for. 119. Before Jesus came into being, every single human being perished, their soul forever perished. 120. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11 |
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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:32 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 121. The epithet "Wop" is an acronym, and stands for "With Out Papers."
122. Once married, get yourself a pickle jar. Remove a pickle from the jar each time you get laid. Chances are, it will never be emptied.
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Date: January 5th, 2019 1:29 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 123. If you receive a Raise, it could well bump you into a new Tax Bracket, causing your overall take-home pay to decrease.
124. Mounting a television above a fireplace is a shrewd decision and a good way to maximise space
125. Doubling the tax is an easy way to calculate a Tip
126. Waitstaff make less than minimum wage, and make up the difference in Tips.
127. WWF No Mercy for N64 was arguably the greatest wrestling game of all time
128. There are two WWE shows - Raw & Smackdown - each airing on different nights of the week. Oftentimes, storylines do not cross over, but it is a treat when they do.
129. Insurance deductibles are all but impossible to explain
130. The infield fly rule is a rule of baseball that treats certain fly balls as though caught, before the ball is caught, even if the infielder fails to catch it or drops it on purpose. The umpire's declaration of an infield fly means that the batter is out (and all force plays are removed) regardless of whether the ball is caught. The rule exists to prevent the defense from achieving a double play or triple play by failing to catch a ball that an infielder could catch with ordinary effort. The rule is limited to apply only in situations where this result is possible.
131. Public sector workers do nothing all day, leave work at exactly 5:00, and it is a travesty if they make more than the average American income of $27k.
132. Kids not playing outside is a travesty with far-reaching implications. |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:35 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 133. Defence wins championships 134. The ancient Greeks were homosexuals |
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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:46 PM Author: Galvanic Lake Piazza Telephone Woah, whyd you spell it like a faggotty britt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38080164) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:42 PM Author: rose jet-lagged ticket booth dopamine The film [Debbie Does Dallas] is in the public domain following a US court ruling in 1987 that declared its copyright to be lost. Due to its pornographic content, it was ruled ineligible for the expanded copyright duration, as the legislative intent of extending copyright had been for it to apply to family entertainment such as Mickey Mouse.
The movie spawned a number of sequels and spin-offs including Debbie Does New Orleans, Debbie Does Wall Street, Debbie Does Dallas Again and the unrelated Debbie Duz Dishes franchise. It also spawned a 2002 Off Broadway musical, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical. |
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Date: January 12th, 2019 12:11 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 135. A "boondock" is someplace is really far out, or really redneck. Sometimes, this can be shortened to, "boonies."
136. Wal-mart clothing is of the same quality as Abercrombie & Fitch. You are paying for a name.
137. Jews are, "good with money."
138. You used to be able to fix anything on a car with a basic toolkit — however — you would frequently *need* said toolkit to keep the thing running!
139. O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover, Ron Goldman
140. The Marines are more badass than the army.
141. Liberals caused Speedy Gonzalez and Foghorn Leghorn to be removed from the airwaves
142. A woman who has sex on the first date may well be a slut
143. It it not wise to put the cart before the horse
144. Technology is advancing rapidly all the time
145. Vaginal orgasms are mysterious and may not actually exist, but dick size is said to be a component thereof
146. Azn pussy is sideways
147. Measure twice, cut once
148. Popularity in high school is inconsequential in the "real world."
149. Sex is the greatest thing in the world
150. Penn and Teller are hilarious |
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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:54 AM Author: slate confused gunner 151. It takes 21 days to make a habit. 152. God helps those who help themselves. 153. If you are not a liberal at 18, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at 35, you have no brain. 154. Sex sells. 155. Happy wife, happy life. 156. You can tell a lot about a man by his handshake. 157. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 158. When you point a finger at someone you've got three pointing back at yourself. 159. Military intelligence is an oxymoron. 160. Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six. 161. Buy gold. |
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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:03 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 162. Changing oil every 3,000 miles is cheap insurance against wear & tear on an internal combustine engine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#37629285) |
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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:15 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 163. Towards the end of the month, Policemen are eager to write traffic tickets in order to fill their Quotas for the month
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Date: April 12th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: Metal mediation 164. Car accidents often occur shortly after it begins raining, when the motor oil on the road starts flowing across the road's surface.
165. Lawyers are often unscrupulous and lack moral guidance
166. Becoming a doctor is a virtuous and noble endeavor
167. Arranging for one's children to have braces is critical for their longterm wellbeing
168. In the weight room, low repetitions with high weight yields strength, while high repetitions with low weight leads to muscle definition and tone
169. High frequency trading doesn't "contribute" anything to the economy and is instead an elaborate blackbox of nonsense that leeches off "the system"
170. Homeless beggars in urban areas are often not homeless and are in fact simply masquerading as such! |
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Date: April 13th, 2019 12:00 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part this guy gets it. Did you blow your load here or do you have anything else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38082873) |
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Date: April 20th, 2019 3:21 PM Author: Galvanic Lake Piazza Telephone Lol at legit proles having an opinion on 169 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38115961) |
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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:49 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 171. Life isn't fair 172. Immigrants do jobs that Americans *won't*! |
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Date: July 8th, 2019 7:27 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38498786) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:22 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 173. You get what you pay for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38578006) |
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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:47 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 174. Fat girls have amazing personalities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38601382) |
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Date: July 28th, 2019 3:00 PM Author: Heady tripping tattoo 175: talent is distributed evenly but opportunity isn’t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38601434) |
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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:12 PM Author: Clear deranged parlor dysfunction this is shitlib wisdom, not prole wisdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38933872) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 8:41 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 176. If someone rear-ends you, it's automatically their fault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38905915) |
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Date: October 5th, 2019 2:58 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 177. The tradition of the 21-gun salute derives from the fact that the digits of "1776," when added up, equal 21. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38933797) |
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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:00 PM Author: bistre cuckold circlehead Uh...this actually checks out bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38933810) |
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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:53 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21-gun_salute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38934066) |
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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:56 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part Also prole wisdom is not about what's true or false, it's more like "shit that proles say with an air of confidence regardless of whether it's true." Many of these happen to be true. Thanks for ruining it by making me explain it btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#38934077) |
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Date: October 13th, 2019 1:42 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 178: There's two types of smarts: Book smarts, and street smarts
179: Wearing Cologne will aid in attracting Women |
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Date: November 3rd, 2019 1:52 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 179. The truth is always somewhere in the middle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#39065448) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2019 1:54 PM Author: bronze patrolman 180. "America, love it or leave it!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#39065452) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 10:19 PM Author: Cruel-hearted topaz center internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#39936290) |
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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:08 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#40899305) |
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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:25 PM Author: titillating mauve personal credit line black woman 21 is correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#40899376) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 9:56 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 181. Donald J Trump is the rightful President of the United States (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#41363999) |
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Date: February 4th, 2021 1:04 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 182. If you get into a car accident and make a claim on your insurance, your rates could well SKYROCKET even if you are found not to be at fault. Don't like it? Too bad, there is nothing you can do about it. Your insurer could also cancel you at any time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#41885194) |
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Date: June 10th, 2021 12:27 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 183. Children of rich people all become spoiled fuckups 184. It’s not what you know, it’s who you blow 185. Timing chains have longer service intervals than timing belts. 186. Timing belts in interference engines will wreck the engine if they break |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 1:55 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 187. Car Insurance is impossible to understand; you will never know if or when you are covered driving someone else's vehicle
188. The 2020 election was suspect in a number of ways
189. COVID-19 is being exaggerated for political purposes by the Left
190. Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time. Curb your Enthusiasm is hard to get into
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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:31 PM Author: violent step-uncle's house headpube incredibly important thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#43192421) |
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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:15 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part Enjoying my ignore list, champ? Contribute or gtfo —Sully |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 7:56 PM Author: navy stirring friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#48473837) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 8:51 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#48473992) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 7:36 PM Author: Trip mint brunch athletic conference 180 thread
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Date: November 27th, 2021 7:36 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#43519103) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: navy stirring friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#48933553) |
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Date: May 15th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#48934955) |
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Date: March 6th, 2022 7:51 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 191. Vaccines cause injuries, the awareness of which the government, media, and corporations are wont to suppress. 192. Ukraine is a country in Europe. 193. Vaccine mandates are unconstitutional 194. The 2020 election was rife with fraud, the evidence for which was thrown out on various technicalities 195. Coronavirus came from China 196. The Democratic party used The Coronavirus as a political weapon against Donald Trump, at the expense of the wellbeing of the American people and the world at large 197. Dodge Rams are unreliable, with exception of the Cummins diesel variants
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Date: May 13th, 2022 10:20 PM Author: navy stirring friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#44509028) |
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Date: May 13th, 2022 10:21 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part my thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#44509031) |
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Date: November 6th, 2022 9:03 PM Author: navy stirring friendly grandma https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HGEZXTy8Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#45447763) |
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Date: September 17th, 2023 1:55 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 198. COVID vaccines are known to have caused myocarditis 199. COVID was Engineered in a lab 200. Bill Gates is buying Land, killing lots of 3rd worlders, wants to control the population of earth, and was friends with Epstein and probably went to his Island. |
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:00 PM Author: Cerebral Bawdyhouse National Security Agency most of these are not prole wisdom but basic fact. Specifically everything about blacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#46807954) |
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:15 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part You sound like you have limited experience with proles. How was eating with chopsticks and/or PS1 System Link growing up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#46807991) |
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:17 PM Author: Cerebral Bawdyhouse National Security Agency I grew up in a prole neighborhood in the Prole Capital. the op list is mostly sound advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#46807997) |
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part yes, certainly. proles have values that are rooted in reality, but they also have their blind spots, meaning they fail to understand complex systems. So they have solid common sense, but they'll also emphasize that working at Mcdonalds builds CHARACTER while Preps are doing Internships and shit. they don't understand complex artificial systems ime. Just one example. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#46808092) |
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Date: March 24th, 2024 9:32 AM Author: Duck-like rusted party of the first part 201. Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#47521859) |
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Date: January 26th, 2026 11:23 PM Author: slate confused gunner 202. A dull blade is far more dangerous to the wielder than a sharp one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#49622501) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:05 PM Author: cowgod 203. If your check engine light is not blinking, it is probably fine until next week.
204. Never buy the first model year after a redesign.
205. A house is always a good investment because they are not making any more land.
206. HR is there to protect the employee.
207. HR is there to protect the company.
208. If a man has a clean garage, he has his life in order.
209. If you want loyalty, get a dog.
210. A resume should never be more than one page.
211. You should call after submitting an application so they know you are serious.
212. Nobody wants to work anymore.
213. College is a scam unless you are becoming a doctor, lawyer, engineer, or teacher.
214. Teachers get summers off.
215. Chiropractors are quacks, except the good ones.
216. Never let the tank get below a quarter in winter.
217. Premium gas cleans the engine out.
218. A car with highway miles is basically new.
219. Leasing is throwing money away.
220. Buying new is throwing money away because it loses value when you drive it off the lot.
221. The dealership makes all its money in the finance office.
222. Never tell them what monthly payment you want.
223. They do not make small trucks anymore because of regulations.
224. The best time to buy a car is the last day of the month.
225. You should change your oil before a long trip.
226. Letting a car sit is worse than driving it.
227. A battery can test good and still be bad.
228. Alternators either work or they do not.
229. If your tires are wearing unevenly, you need an alignment.
230. If the steering wheel shakes, it is probably the rotors.
231. If the A/C stops blowing cold, it just needs Freon.
232. If the heat stops working, it is probably the thermostat.
233. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or mattresses.
234. Updating your phone slows it down on purpose.
235. Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
236. You can be fired for anything because every state is right-to-work.
237. If they ask you to resign, make them fire you.
238. If you quit, you cannot get unemployment.
239. It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
240. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
241. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
242. If you want something done, give it to the busiest person.
243. Never lend money to family unless you are prepared to lose it.
244. Blood is thicker than water.
245. Nobody is ever really ready to have kids.
246. Everything happens for a reason.
247. God never gives you more than you can handle.
248. Time heals all wounds.
249. Poor people stay poor because they do not know how to budget.
250. Rich people stay rich because they know how to use debt.
251. Cash is king.
252. A raise can hurt you if it pushes you into the next bracket.
253. Buy once, cry once.
254. Good fences make good neighbors.
255. Mold is everywhere.
256. Heat rises.
257. Cold air comes in around the windows.
258. Ceiling fans should spin the other way in winter.
259. Never go to the grocery store hungry.
260. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
261. Feed a cold, starve a fever.
262. You lose most of your heat through your head.
263. Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes.
264. Reading in the dark ruins your eyes.
265. Shaving makes hair grow back thicker.
266. If you swallow gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years.
267. Going outside with wet hair will make you sick.
268. Stretching prevents injuries.
269. Muscle weighs more than fat.
270. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
271. Liquor before beer, you are in the clear.
272. Coffee sobers you up.
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:38 PM Author: sup killa (๐พ๐ฃ) 223. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or [insert the business you're in]. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2#49977211) |