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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
dashing unholy coffee pot
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
turquoise flirting heaven telephone
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Cowardly university prole
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Hot disrespectful clown location
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Odious yarmulke theater stage
  08/27/26
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Odious yarmulke theater stage
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Swashbuckling zombie-like karate
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
orchid trump supporter market
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
orchid trump supporter market
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Odious yarmulke theater stage
  08/27/26
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
...
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
edit ❌
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Dickens
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Hot disrespectful clown location
  08/27/26
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
wtf
orchid trump supporter market
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Odious yarmulke theater stage
  08/27/26
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
offensive travel guidebook really tough guy
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Orwell
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
...
cracking aggressive sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
...
Transparent Queen Of The Night Principal's Office
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Swashbuckling zombie-like karate
  08/28/26
...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
I really can't
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Triste!
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
offensive travel guidebook really tough guy
  08/27/26
don't know :(
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
offensive travel guidebook really tough guy
  08/27/26
oh good one
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
cracking aggressive sneaky criminal
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
shaky vibrant dragon
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/27/26
No.
shaky vibrant dragon
  08/27/26
Dracula
narrow-minded dopamine ratface
  08/28/26
Im gay
white diverse area
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Charcoal Multi-colored Lodge Turdskin
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Transparent Queen Of The Night Principal's Office
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Spectacular Insecure Son Of Senegal
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Slippery Puppy Base
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Charcoal Multi-colored Lodge Turdskin
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Poppy Pervert Home
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Poppy Pervert Home
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: dashing unholy coffee pot

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: turquoise flirting heaven telephone

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Cowardly university prole

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Hot disrespectful clown location

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Odious yarmulke theater stage

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Odious yarmulke theater stage

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling zombie-like karate

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: orchid trump supporter market

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: orchid trump supporter market

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Odious yarmulke theater stage

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Hot disrespectful clown location

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: orchid trump supporter market

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Odious yarmulke theater stage

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: offensive travel guidebook really tough guy

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: cracking aggressive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Transparent Queen Of The Night Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling zombie-like karate

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: offensive travel guidebook really tough guy

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: offensive travel guidebook really tough guy

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: cracking aggressive sneaky criminal

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: shaky vibrant dragon

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: shaky vibrant dragon

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine ratface

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: white diverse area

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Multi-colored Lodge Turdskin

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Transparent Queen Of The Night Principal's Office

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Insecure Son Of Senegal

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Slippery Puppy Base

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Charcoal Multi-colored Lodge Turdskin

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Poppy Pervert Home

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Lemon mildly autistic toilet seat people who are hurt

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Poppy Pervert Home

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50147796)