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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Yellow brethren field

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: carnelian misanthropic theatre



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz saffron location cuck

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: glittery domesticated rigpig

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: submissive wine crackhouse macaca

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: lascivious institution psychic

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: lascivious institution psychic

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: maize misunderstood plaza scourge upon the earth

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: out-of-control stimulating gas station

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cerebral house

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: mauve dilemma dragon

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: out-of-control stimulating gas station

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: provocative genital piercing main people

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: carnelian misanthropic theatre



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: big fat ankles

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
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Author: provocative genital piercing main people



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: provocative genital piercing main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Flatulent Boyish Spot Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: sable insecure useless brakes senate

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: sable insecure useless brakes senate

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: sable insecure useless brakes senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: sable insecure useless brakes senate

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy adventurous azn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Vibrant hilarious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720164)