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wtf. judge just ordered that i wear a toupee in his courtroom.

before we got started he began asking me questions about my ...
provocative trust fund factory reset button
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you should show up in a powdered wig
Misunderstood Turquoise Temple
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i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so fa...
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Disrespectful High-end Pit
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Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him...
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Tremendously disappointed this isn't an SP thread
Narrow-minded indian lodge
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all Bald lawyers should be forced to wear powdered white whi...
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: provocative trust fund factory reset button

before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee.

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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood Turquoise Temple

you should show up in a powdered wig

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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: provocative trust fund factory reset button

i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49569207)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: provocative trust fund factory reset button



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: brindle trailer park



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Disrespectful High-end Pit



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: pearly lascivious skinny woman quadroon

Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49571020)



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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: duck-like famous landscape painting



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: provocative trust fund factory reset button



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: provocative trust fund factory reset button



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Curious lettuce



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: hyperactive crystalline stage police squad



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded indian lodge

Tremendously disappointed this isn't an SP thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49909930)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: sooty hot locale

all Bald lawyers should be forced to wear powdered white whigs like the old days. in addition to CLE requirements there should be a mandatory Hair check to maintain your bar license.

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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Narrow-minded indian lodge

Posters are already in despair about the modern world. I don't think we could handle the pain of this additional humiliation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49909978)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Marvelous coffee pot foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49909979)