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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger Been doing this to save money and it's also a fun rush too. I travel to a couple big cities fairly often for work so I always make sure not to cum for like 10 days before a trip. Then the day of I start gooning/edging for a couple hours and then I head out to the club just aching to bust. I then pay like $20-30 for a lap dance and I'm nutting during the first song. Strippers hate this btw and will either demand a big tip or threaten to get you for sexual assault. I have a method for both: I tell them I gotta go to the ATM to pull more cash but then I sprint out the front door at full speed. It's caused a scene a couple times with the stripper yelling for the bouncer but by the time they figure it out I'm out the door and hauling ass down the sidewalk. I always uber to these places and I scope it out beforehand so I find a safe hideout spot usually 3 blocks away like a McDonalds or something and then Uber back to my room. The other option is they straight up tell security and I still book it out of there, but they threaten that they have my ID and they'll press charges. However, I have a fake ID which is lulzy because I'm greying and nobody expects someone over 21 to use a fake. I also got a veteran endorsement on it so I can get in without paying a cover at most places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798363) |
Date: April 6th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Candy Ride How do they know you came? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798377) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger If no dress code I wear mesh shorts with no undies. If dress code I wear black men's lululemon athletic pants that look classy but are basically sweat pants. They can feel it's wet after I bust. Sometimes when they're not looking I'll pop the head out the waistband and try to jizz on them too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798387) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798441) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: butt cheeks of Hormuz (✅🍑) shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798476) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Woah Cr friend! I did this once in vegas when i was in college. the chick didn't say anything. Big titted australian gal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798421) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Judas Jones What brand of pants? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798434) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: zarathustra this is an izod man if there ever was one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798624) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: hung stud Do you mean Zubaz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798666) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: which dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798439) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Woah Cr friend! Btw how much are you supposed to put down per song at the rack nowadays with inflation? Used to be $1, and $2 was balling and she'd put her asshole in your face, but I imagine its much more now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798445) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: norwood ultra how does this save money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798447) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Woah Cr friend! (Accountant) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798448) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger I pay like $20. A FBSM or rub and tug would be at least $200 probably. I'll agree it's more expensive than just jacking off in the hotel by myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798456) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: stand by me (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) How do you handle the awkward post-nut situation with a dead eyed coked up stripper who is oblivious and won’t stop her rhythmic jackhammer grinding down on your sensitive post-orgasm member until she hears her cue to ask for another dance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798460) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger Oh they notice, trust me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798462) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: stand by me (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) So you make a real show of it? Like that scene in When Harry Met Sally? I’ll have what she’s having. |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger no, I'm going commando and there's a big wet spot all around my crotch that they can clearly feel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798474) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: stand by me (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Coked up strippers named Wyoming or Paris with dead eyes and heavy eyeliner no longer feel, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798496) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: Richard Ames I really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798472) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: wanghaf a post straight from the good ol days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798479) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Woah Cr friend! Used to make out with my 16 year old gf in her basement. and I'd always get a huge wet spot from pre cum. She never said anything and I didn't either but I wonder if she noticed, or thought it was an actual load blow. Maybe that's why she dumped me after i moved. I dont know if chicks know how the weiner works at that age or ever.
Used to have to tuck it in my waistband and go upstairs and eat dinner with her parents too. Always had to jerk off at home later with insane blue balls |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., yeah unless you're shooting porn star loads it seems like you could say it's just precum and plausibly get away with it. seems like part of OPs thing is a getaway fetish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798516) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Woah Cr friend! Yeah but this guy is an xo poaster so they're likely super watery loads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798520) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Big Clique Energy You need to go to sleazier places where they don’t care if you bust as long as you tip them well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798521) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger I don't wanna tip these bitches well lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798527) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: Big Clique Energy Throw the girl a couple 20s if she’s a gamer and helps you out. Don’t disrespect the Bing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854260&forum_id=2#49798538) |
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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: hung stud I remember the old days when Liquid Lapdance underwear was a pretty big deal on xo
Cheers to op for cutting out the middleman |