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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Drab marvelous queen of the night temple
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/01/26
120...
Drab marvelous queen of the night temple
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Dashing public bath people who are hurt
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Dashing public bath people who are hurt
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
emerald narrow-minded national
  06/01/26
...
Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza
  06/01/26
...
Copper french indian lodge
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Curious boiling water halford
  06/01/26
...
dun digit ratio
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
sticky confused factory reset button
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Galvanic personal credit line
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Galvanic personal credit line
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Curious boiling water halford
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Curious boiling water halford
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Galvanic personal credit line
  06/01/26
...
aromatic beta stag film party of the first part
  06/02/26
you maed it
Dull Home Filthpig
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Thriller ratface
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Curious boiling water halford
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Milky effete police squad stock car
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Greedy bateful set double fault
  06/01/26
what job did you have
red naked locus ceo
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Slimy Casino Background Story
  06/01/26
...
Glassy pontificating mother
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
cracking mewling stage
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Curious boiling water halford
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
cracking mewling stage
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Curious boiling water halford
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Maroon low-t university
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Onyx field
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Galvanic personal credit line
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Onyx field
  06/01/26
...
crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap
  06/03/26
...
Flatulent ivory property knife
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Milky effete police squad stock car
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Milky effete police squad stock car
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Lake comical windowlicker
  06/02/26
...
mind-boggling bonkers plaza
  06/02/26
...
Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza
  06/02/26
...
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/03/26
...
crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap
  06/03/26
...
Milky effete police squad stock car
  06/03/26
...
dun digit ratio
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Talented Lodge
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Curious boiling water halford
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Mahogany provocative base
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
mind-boggling bonkers plaza
  06/03/26
...
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/03/26
...
Mahogany provocative base
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crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap
  06/03/26
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Milky effete police squad stock car
  06/03/26
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Odious Locale Cuckold
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...
Drab marvelous queen of the night temple
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Histrionic maniacal gas station
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
irate dilemma old irish cottage
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Mahogany provocative base
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Drab marvelous queen of the night temple

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Drab marvelous queen of the night temple

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Dashing public bath people who are hurt

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Dashing public bath people who are hurt

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: emerald narrow-minded national

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Copper french indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Curious boiling water halford

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: dun digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: sticky confused factory reset button

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Curious boiling water halford

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Curious boiling water halford

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: aromatic beta stag film party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Dull Home Filthpig

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Thriller ratface

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Curious boiling water halford

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Milky effete police squad stock car

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Greedy bateful set double fault

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: red naked locus ceo

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Slimy Casino Background Story

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Glassy pontificating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: cracking mewling stage

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Curious boiling water halford

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: cracking mewling stage

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Curious boiling water halford

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Maroon low-t university

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Onyx field

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Onyx field

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Flatulent ivory property knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Milky effete police squad stock car

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Milky effete police squad stock car

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Lake comical windowlicker

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling bonkers plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good friendly grandma piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Milky effete police squad stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: dun digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Talented Lodge

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Curious boiling water halford

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Mahogany provocative base

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling bonkers plaza

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Mahogany provocative base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: crawly floppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Milky effete police squad stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Odious Locale Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Drab marvelous queen of the night temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Histrionic maniacal gas station

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: irate dilemma old irish cottage

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Mahogany provocative base

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)