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Real Talk: Dinosaurs were invented by some child somewhere

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to prot...
cyan stead
  02/11/19
Great moniker poasts synergy
Vermilion bat shit crazy abode
  02/11/19
And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and ju...
cyan stead
  04/02/20
Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly eno...
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(Elizabeth Holmes)
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(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)
histrionic corner degenerate
  07/18/22
All of these look like they could be aquatic.
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Libs, your response?
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This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ...
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Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, b...
cyan stead
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Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEA...
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Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is ...
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You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because sci...
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lmao @ paleontologists
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  07/10/23
No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.
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How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAF...
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Ha...
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great thread
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You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BAD...
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THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.
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Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with tw...
cyan stead
  04/02/20
TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than...
cyan stead
  04/02/20
toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s
Carmine location
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180 work ITT
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  04/02/20
4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POIN...
cyan stead
  04/02/20
Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the no...
cyan stead
  04/02/20
We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned tric...
cyan stead
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lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on back...
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Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a tric...
cyan stead
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lmao
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at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start find...
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If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about...
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it’s like with disposable razor blades, they used to h...
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I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in thi...
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  04/02/20
Where is Estrada when we really need him?
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Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.
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I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How abo...
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Estrada! I missed you man
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We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever hav...
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Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to ...
cyan stead
  04/16/20
Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fing...
cyan stead
  04/16/20
I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book...
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Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in...
cyan stead
  04/16/20
How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGE...
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cr, they're basically pokemon lmao
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honestly more believable than most dinosaurs
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  10/11/22
that’s offensively racist
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lol. Looks like something from Bugs Bunny
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  07/11/23
the bones are like 85% plaster
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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: cyan stead

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.

Another one has horns and a beak.

Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.

Another one is the flying one who has hands too.

It’s like animal mad libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#37765724)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Vermilion bat shit crazy abode

Great moniker poasts synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#37765735)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: cyan stead

And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and just eats plants all day. in fact, there's a bunch of them and they all have longer and longer necks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamenchisaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus

Oh, and this other one is like a bird who walks on land, but with GIANT claws

https://www.britannica.com/animal/therizinosaur

How about one with FOUR wings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microraptor

How about a T-Rex with horns and floppy hands that do nothing and faced the wrong way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus#Forelimbs

Or one with GIANT "structures" on its back that are all larger than its entire body:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longisquama

How about one with spikes on its neck only:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amargasaurus

This one has a head shaped like something a child would draw:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasaurolophus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39922984)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: twinkling laser beams school cafeteria

Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly enough pop culture play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940866)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:26 PM
Author: Dark exhilarant station

(Elizabeth Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40707911)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: histrionic corner degenerate

(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44874393)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: big principal's office multi-billionaire

All of these look like they could be aquatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45221775)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Sooty Halford Base

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39922987)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Pearl regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923240)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: racy bistre church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923903)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 2:08 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42086448)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy abusive antidepressant drug fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43899326)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling plum karate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43899780)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 11:32 AM
Author: onyx misunderstood roast beef heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45195326)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: onyx misunderstood roast beef heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45221919)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Puce Personal Credit Line Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Obsidian heady temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49019548)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: henna hall cuck

Some are gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49020263)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:40 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655092)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:50 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655096)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: cyan stead

This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39922991)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: big-titted razzmatazz den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923000)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: cyan stead

Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: cyan stead

Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS THAT THEY RAM INTO EACHOTHER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923028)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: cyan stead

Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is also GIANT, but also has a GIANT FAN SPINE. We all know a SPIKE BACK IS BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923052)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: peach macaca useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923074)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: cyan stead

You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2298415/Flexible-stegosaurus-inventive-way-mate-avoid-partners-spiky-back.html

Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.

He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.

'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923080)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia Beady-eyed Jewess Area

lmao @ paleontologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533684)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Spectacular learning disabled house milk

No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Gaped Pea-brained Gay Wizard Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923097)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: cyan stead

How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923102)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: big principal's office multi-billionaire

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Hatzegopteryx.png/1920px-Hatzegopteryx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533700)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Galvanic haunted graveyard mexican

https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923234)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: motley copper orchestra pit keepsake machete

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923415)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Tripping Maize Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923878)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: cyan stead

You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: up-to-no-good nursing home

THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923623)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Flesh faggotry sex offender



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling plum karate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#41608516)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: cyan stead

Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: cyan stead

TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923650)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Carmine location

toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: crusty canary whorehouse

180 work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: cyan stead

4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923712)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: cyan stead

Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923751)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: cyan stead

We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923783)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: crusty canary whorehouse

lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on backwards and calling it a new species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923798)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: cyan stead

Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: motley copper orchestra pit keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923820)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: crusty canary whorehouse

at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start finding triceratops wiht 0 horns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: cyan stead

If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about we make them REALLY CUTE and SMALL so they need NO HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923889)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

it’s like with disposable razor blades, they used to have 1 blade, then they got a SECOND blade bc that’s TWICE as good, then they added a THIRD blade bc that’s EVEN BETTER, now they’re up to the FOURTH blade, FIVE and SIX can’t be far off, there’s no upper limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655099)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: racy bistre church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923904)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: cyan stead

I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923938)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: Territorial home volcanic crater

Where is Estrada when we really need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923954)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired soul-stirring field azn

Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923958)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: cyan stead

I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39923977)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39928268)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: electric tanning salon

Estrada! I missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39928290)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: cyan stead

We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever have existed. Just look at him! We know a child definitely didn’t invent this KILLING MACHINE.

Oh also, TREX would BREAK HIS LEGS if he even tried to run.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/t-rex-couldnt-run-break-legs-638094%3Famp%3D1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39931845)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: twinkling laser beams school cafeteria

LOL at scientists being like, oh T-Rex could only run 17 mph. It was 25,000 fucking pounds. Most adult humans couldn't run 17 mph for an eighth of a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940920)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940743)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: Crimson razzle-dazzle tank

Not Quite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1n0Ih8N-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39940845)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: Crimson razzle-dazzle tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533722)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Cracking clown digit ratio

Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall of the dinosaurs"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#39942450)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: cyan stead

Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026009)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: cyan stead

Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026018)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM
Author: transparent headpube

I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it

Agree the feather shit is a bit flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026025)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: cyan stead

Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:

https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859

There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40026041)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: cyan stead

How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115401)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: big principal's office multi-billionaire

"Heh, sorry sweetie, "Linhenykus" isn't a real word. But we can name him that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533533)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: arrogant pervert

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48170590)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: Contagious institution toilet seat

I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115419)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Diverse forum roommate

I really like it here in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40115582)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40584906)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: narrow-minded locale

cr, they're basically pokemon lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40584936)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40707900)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: arrogant pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48165944)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: demanding ruby wrinkle pit

Lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40707913)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: cyan stead

How about one that they originally thought had wings, then decided, “nah, he’s actually a dinosaur with a regular body and a 13 FOOT LONG NECK.” Honest mistake

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanystropheus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40707940)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#40910951)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: crusty canary whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#41066318)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Galvanic haunted graveyard mexican

Facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#41066349)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#41608480)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: cyan stead

https://phys.org/news/2021-03-world-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-babies.html

How about one with wings on the front of their body, covered by feathers including a feathery tail, giant hump on their head for no reason that was so stupid it got killed sitting on top of some eggs and then got fossilized in that same spot along with the eggs.

Wouldn’t that be a cool discovery!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42086260)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: cyan stead

We have to have some hilarious ones. How about one with a GIANT DICK and BALLS poking out of his HEAD

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/tsintaosaurus-unicorn-no-more

Lmafo. This is definitely real folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42086321)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42089824)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42242391)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: black candlestick maker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42926060)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: iridescent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#42926062)



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Date: November 15th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43445876)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: yellow jet-lagged boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43898764)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: honey-headed cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43898779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Pearl regret

I once read a theory that back when these were first being found, there was only fame (and naming rights) to it if it was a new skeleton, so "scientists" were just making mashups of multiple skeletons to come up with something new each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43899359)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44491871)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Vivacious water buffalo crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43901084)



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Date: February 9th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: arrogant pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#43939616)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: irradiated state striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44872855)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: black candlestick maker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44874382)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#44874395)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: cyan stead

https://www.iflscience.com/this-350yearold-reconstruction-of-a-unicorn-skeleton-is-totally-hilarious-51122

Here’s one put together like a child tried to build a dinosaur with half the pieces lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45024818)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia Beady-eyed Jewess Area

honestly more believable than most dinosaurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533707)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: arrogant pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45024876)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: cyan stead

How about this one- the NIGERSAURUS

https://paulsereno.uchicago.edu/exhibits_casts/african_dinosaurs/nigersaurus/

Long neck, SQUARE MOUTH like some kid just drew it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45313753)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

that’s offensively racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655100)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: big principal's office multi-billionaire

“It may come as a surprise that such a beautiful and nearly complete fossil could go unstudied for almost 100 years” said Ksepka. “This isn’t a unique case — there are relatively few paleontologists in the world, and only a small percentage of those study birds. Many other important fossils are surely sitting in cabinets waiting to be studied or even still inside their plaster jackets, waiting to be freed from the rock."

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Bruce-Museum-dinosaur-fossil-found-named-17520134.php#photo-23063361

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45383688)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: cyan stead

Look at the Psittacosaurus-

Just a normal looking four legged dinosaur that WALKS ON HIS BACK LEGS and evolved what looks like GRASS GROWING OUT OF HIS TAIL. This thing is 100% Real bros

https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#45701226)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: black candlestick maker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533507)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: big principal's office multi-billionaire

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg/800px-Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphysornis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46533762)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:34 AM
Author: cyan stead

lol. Looks like something from Bugs Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46534414)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Lavender nighttime rehab international law enforcement agency

the bones are like 85% plaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46534419)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: big principal's office multi-billionaire

Europeans generally stay out of this muck but look at these Swiss doods trying get in the spotlight a few years ago. The "fossils" were dug up in 1860, then in 2020 someone decided to make a dinosaur out of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanzia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46536640)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:13 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

lmao out of a couple of fragments of a shinbone

these people are fantasists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49655101)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: cyan stead

https://www.earth.com/news/dinosaurs-lungs-little-oxygen/

Turns out apatasarus lungs were not only too small for his body, but there was also 1/2 as much oxygen when he lived. Scientists-uh….he had BIRD lungs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#46607446)



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Date: December 12th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: black candlestick maker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47162085)



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Date: December 15th, 2023 8:02 AM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47173344)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47700293)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Lavender nighttime rehab international law enforcement agency

dinocucks are pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47700348)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: arrogant pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48165942)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: arrogant pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49018208)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: cyan stead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13624829/dog-sized-dinosaur-lived-underground-Utah.html

Here’s one they just discovered that was dog size with GIANT MUSCLE ARMS. Definitely NOT something invented by a child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47832384)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: black candlestick maker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#47832394)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Territorial home volcanic crater

4 drumsticks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49020248)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: onyx misunderstood roast beef heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48399595)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: amethyst background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48399602)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48556670)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#48935588)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Territorial home volcanic crater

Estrada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2#49018364)