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Signing my kids up for a TRUMP ACCOUNT
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Sadistic appetizing pozpig Free money for kids 10 and under thanks to the dells and/or Orange Hitler
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Orange circlehead wait a fuckin minute
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH SUSAN DELL IN THAT PICTURE IS SHE HANDICAPPED |
Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Opaque apoplectic new version chapel great! the dollar goes down another 10%! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479763) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:44 AM Author: twinkling public bath https://trumpaccounts.gov/cdn-cgi/image/width=1200/images/dells.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479769) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: deep abode Wait, so if I open an account for each of my kids, Michael Dell will give them each $250? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479770) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:48 AM Author: Opaque apoplectic new version chapel im guessing you have to check certain boxes to qualify (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479771) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:50 AM Author: deep abode My oldest is 10 now. I think children 10 and under qualify. The government is only giving $1000 to children born between 2025 and 2028. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479773) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:51 AM Author: Opaque apoplectic new version chapel no i meant like skin color and hhi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479774) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:55 AM Author: deep abode I thought the press release on the Dell's money was that it was going to be limited by age (10 and under) and by zip code (median HHI must be below $150,000). All four of my kids meet those two criteria. As you point out, however, there may be other criteria that I do not know about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479781) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Jet jet-lagged school cafeteria we had a kid born in 2025. wonder if there's a month cutoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479885) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Sick lemon sex offender I saw conflicting information on whether contributions can be made pre-tax or not. What's the contribution limit if pre-tax? Anyone know? Could be worth it if it allows pre-tax contributions. Looks like you don't get the $1k for an existing child and the $250 is only for zip codes full of poors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479871) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:25 PM Author: deep abode I saw an annual contributions cap of $5,000 per year per account. No idea if it is pretax or post-tax. My guess is that it would be post-tax since these are for kids and it's a gift, but idk for sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479882) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Slippery dingle berry You’d be crazy not to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479916) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:33 PM Author: Slippery dingle berry You’d be crazy not to. Even if you make zero contributions it’ll be worth $82k in 65 years. If you just add $100/month it’ll be worth $1.5 million at 7 percent gainz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49479928) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: zesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2#49601276) |