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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: sadistic scarlet keepsake machete

"So ju are dating my roommate Tessa?" she asks you. "Are ju guys serious?"

You look at her. Your girlfriend stepped out to get coffee and you expect her back at any moment.

"Yeah, um, Tessa's great."

Sandy raises her eyebrows at this, still pretending to look for something in the pile of laundry. She bends over farther. There is a hint of cheek under the towel.

"I think Tessa borrowed my, how you say, my jumper... I dont know why. She's so flat, it barely fits her, right?" she says.

You swallow. She stands back up and faces you. "Do ju like that? Flat girls? Or ju like curves?"

Her grip on the towel is hesitant. She's waiting for your answer.

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: sadistic scarlet keepsake machete

Three things happen entirely at once. The towel drops, the door behind you swings open, and Sandy's two dark brown nipples stare at you. They become twin focal points of the entire room. Of the entire city of Boston.

You, and Tessa behind you, stare dumbfounded at her big cinnamon tits.

"My towel break," she shrugs to Tessa, stepping across the small room completely naked. Her body drips water onto the dorm room floor and the piles of laundry, her hand reaches out to give your penis a clandestine, firm squeeze as she goes by.

In the exact moment she grips your cock, through your college khakis, her wild dark eyes make contact with yours, and then she passes. Out of the room, into another. Out of your life.

"Starbucks downstairs was out of fucking pumpkin," Tessa breaks the silence. "Let's Uber to the one on Beacon. Come on, Im fucking starving."

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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:36 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Gaped Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111589)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: Sick ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42112127)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: pontificating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42112571)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: topaz state idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42112584)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Excitant lavender lay foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42114354)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: Cyan locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42115675)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: bipolar aromatic office athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42116240)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: bateful shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42116248)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: sadistic scarlet keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42145377)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: Disgusting pearly indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42234136)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Flesh Startling Associate Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42234186)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Disgusting pearly indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42405503)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075043)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Electric police squad roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075374)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dashing famous landscape painting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075393)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Disgusting pearly indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44345766)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: peach racy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44517037)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:38 AM
Author: hyperactive slippery gunner becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46542369)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Flushed Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46542682)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: glittery vermilion hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47851459)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: wine brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47868068)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 3:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready twinkling regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47905826)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: floppy new version corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#48465049)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#49074088)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: topaz state idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#49606740)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Carnelian laughsome coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42234123)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: sepia fragrant address puppy

love “your college khakis”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44346055)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Trip brilliant tanning salon newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47868218)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Curious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#45675278)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Magical Kitchen Wagecucks

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47905532)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Purple trailer park

very well-crafted title and OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42108881)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Crawly Water Buffalo

tweet this to @AOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42109001)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Transparent Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111229)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: violent theater

This is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42108889)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:21 PM
Author: Ivory french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42108928)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary juggernaut

I can never get into these because it’s obvious that she’s a native English speaker and her Spanish is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42109418)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: violent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42109438)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:27 PM
Author: chrome piazza

Sometimes she has an accent

https://youtu.be/-J8PJfvGzWg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111288)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Confused metal degenerate

Truly sick people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111656)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: sepia fragrant address puppy

I DONT FEEL NO WAYS TIRED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111671)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 1:01 AM
Author: Confused metal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111689)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: French Gas Station Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44849845)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:16 AM
Author: Avocado Razzle Step-uncle's House Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46542348)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: French Gas Station Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44849846)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: spectacular mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42109447)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal

a wonderful op, the only problem is she has no accent. that thing she's putting on right now in public is her trying to have an accent. she's basically a white girl from westchester.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111205)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: talented legend

Next you're gonna tell me Sotomayor doesn't moonlight at Sbarro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111257)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal

it works better with her because she looks a little more wetback. aoc has sharp features.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111277)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: sepia fragrant address puppy

There is a well established xo canon of AOC poasts where she is a true blue wetback. It’s an enjoyable fiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111650)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 2:54 PM
Author: Ivory french chef

Is it in the Sbarro Sonia universe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42114224)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: sepia fragrant address puppy

Makes sense that it would be, maybe we’ll see some cross over in the future!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42114349)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42115588)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: bateful shitlib

Welcome to the AutoAdmit Cinematic Universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42116255)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Disgusting pearly indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44345771)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#49074051)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Pearl angry affirmative action

you don't get to see a hint of cheek under the towell without seeing the full taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111214)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: Crawly Water Buffalo

https://media.giphy.com/media/43LnbtgXbQyquKIlTX/giphy.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111234)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:52 AM
Author: Confused metal degenerate

Knew exactly what this would be and it’s worth the click every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42111660)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: startled mildly autistic space milk

“My towel break”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42112534)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: erotic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42112590)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: adventurous area crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42115634)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Vibrant institution double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42115639)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:15 AM
Author: Odious silver parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42328373)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: Charismatic charcoal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42328383)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Indecent Contagious Stag Film Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42429073)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:28 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42681189)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: adventurous area crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075060)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Buff boyish location organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075485)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed sienna library marketing idea



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Disgusting pearly indirect expression



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: irradiated prole round eye



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46538523)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:13 AM
Author: Carnelian laughsome coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46542347)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47606125)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47606187)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47905513)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47905516)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#48464997)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#49074090)



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#49886469)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: topaz state idea he suggested

ITT: 180 Content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42112592)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:06 AM
Author: Charismatic charcoal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42328177)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: topaz state idea he suggested

Moar, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42328260)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: Charismatic charcoal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42405499)



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Date: May 23rd, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: sadistic scarlet keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42506731)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: gay misunderstood range mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42680375)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:25 PM
Author: wine brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#42681168)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Charismatic charcoal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43051678)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: Ivory french chef

Critics.

https://www.reddit.com/r/redscareforcishetmen/comments/nhepsg/ocasio_cortes_holding_towel_over_wet_chest_as_she/gyvwna0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075071)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Useless Brakes

Reminder: Libs are humorless and so will never praise anything that appears to make light of something they think is "serious."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075378)



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party

libs hate humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#49886459)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: exhilarant dysfunction whorehouse

subreddit banned lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46929947)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:38 AM
Author: Buff boyish location organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43075477)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43140656)



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Date: October 4th, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: sadistic scarlet keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43219586)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Charismatic charcoal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43531793)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:05 AM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43769722)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#43983324)



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Date: March 9th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: gay misunderstood range mental disorder

Just posted this in a 4 chan thread. One of you fuckers did too 30 seconds after me. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/366263393#p366267335

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44119004)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Disgusting pearly indirect expression



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44517047)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: Carnelian laughsome coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44849411)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: Buff boyish location organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#44849798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Wonderful Idiotic Meetinghouse Fortuitous Meteor

i was in jail at the moment this thread was made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#45675314)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic reading party

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46538535)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#49074092)



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Date: January 22nd, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#45827055)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: Carnelian laughsome coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46878883)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:12 AM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#46929779)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 1:43 AM
Author: Flushed Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47606093)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: wine brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47868076)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: very tactful death wish hall

:))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2#47868228)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: wine brunch



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



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Date: May 16th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Disrespectful fiercely-loyal senate



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