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Mint principal's office police squad
  06/12/15
white girls
Brass nofapping brunch
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
Fighting Wonderful State
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cracking sick corner marketing idea
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nudist stain
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Irate Mexican Whorehouse
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Stimulating theatre
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Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
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Comical hell
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
diverse meetinghouse
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
hot national
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
diverse meetinghouse
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
drab big gaming laptop main people
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
diverse meetinghouse
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
drab big gaming laptop main people
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Pungent apoplectic ladyboy
  06/12/15
180
dead vigorous bawdyhouse travel guidebook
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dead vigorous bawdyhouse travel guidebook
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Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
cracking sick corner marketing idea
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
Brass nofapping brunch
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
cracking sick corner marketing idea
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
Brass nofapping brunch
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
cracking sick corner marketing idea
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
diverse meetinghouse
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
Glassy high-end lay
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
cracking sick corner marketing idea
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
Glassy high-end lay
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
cracking sick corner marketing idea
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
Glassy high-end lay
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
hideous zippy newt
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
charismatic field roommate
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cracking sick corner marketing idea
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Bearded tripping gas station foreskin
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Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
Glassy high-end lay
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
diverse meetinghouse
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
mind-boggling mustard patrolman
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
arousing theater stage
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
Irate Mexican Whorehouse
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
Glassy high-end lay
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
Indigo Locale Rigpig
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Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
nudist stain
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Fighting Wonderful State
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Cobalt adventurous gaping area
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Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete
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Canary skinny woman
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lime puppy party of the first part
  06/12/15
And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
Comical hell
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rolf
beady-eyed gunner range
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lol
fishy base
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Stirring Disgusting Hall
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I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
arrogant nibblets university
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Maroon plaza
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Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
Misanthropic Vibrant Church
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Angry aromatic box office
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The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
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potluck
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girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
cracking sick corner marketing idea
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nudist stain
  06/12/15
lmaooo
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
lol
Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete
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curious dilemma
  06/12/15
Loled
chestnut corn cake
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thriller jade resort
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Fuchsia pozpig
  06/12/15
God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
hot national
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Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
red hyperactive tanning salon
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
Brass nofapping brunch
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Glassy high-end lay
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heady garnet place of business roast beef
  06/12/15
Fucking lol but what the fuck
Purple odious ticket booth
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what the fuck what?
red hyperactive tanning salon
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fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
drab big gaming laptop main people
  06/12/15
wtf
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
drab big gaming laptop main people
  06/12/15
lolwut
red hyperactive tanning salon
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Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
cracking sick corner marketing idea
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Pungent apoplectic ladyboy
  06/12/15
goes in the hardcopy collection
Comical hell
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iridescent dashing house
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violet supple coldplay fan
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
hideous zippy newt
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
Contagious Indirect Expression
  06/12/15
I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
Brass nofapping brunch
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
cracking sick corner marketing idea
  06/12/15
lmao 180
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
umber public bath
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chestnut corn cake
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
histrionic green spot
  06/12/15
180; story plz
elite amethyst chapel
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
cerebral library
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
Contagious Indirect Expression
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
provocative hissy fit factory reset button
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
Poppy concupiscible philosopher-king
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
Glassy high-end lay
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
Poppy concupiscible philosopher-king
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outnumbered awkward jewess
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
Pungent apoplectic ladyboy
  06/12/15
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Glassy high-end lay
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
elite amethyst chapel
  06/12/15
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cracking sick corner marketing idea
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
sepia death wish
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
Flatulent wine market
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
sepia death wish
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
Turquoise pocket flask
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete
  06/12/15
what was his name
iridescent dashing house
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
Mint principal's office police squad
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
dull indecent trailer park
  06/12/15
go on...
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
dull indecent trailer park
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
outnumbered awkward jewess
  06/13/15
5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
Underhanded slate stage pisswyrm
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
Big-titted avocado black woman home
  06/12/15
lol wtf
histrionic green spot
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
Jet-lagged Lodge Persian
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
chestnut corn cake
  06/12/15
Good times
chestnut corn cake
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
razzle scourge upon the earth
  06/12/15
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Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
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Mint principal's office police squad
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hot national
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appetizing disrespectful trust fund pistol
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Motley indian lodge boltzmann
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thriller jade resort
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dead vigorous bawdyhouse travel guidebook
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
Ruby Shrine
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
Mint principal's office police squad
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
Ruby Shrine
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
Fuchsia pozpig
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
diverse meetinghouse
  06/13/15
:-/
hot national
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
Motley indian lodge boltzmann
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
appetizing disrespectful trust fund pistol
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
Maize stead
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
beady-eyed gunner range
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
beady-eyed gunner range
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
cerebral library
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
appetizing disrespectful trust fund pistol
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
Motley indian lodge boltzmann
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
cerebral library
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
Misanthropic Vibrant Church
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
diverse meetinghouse
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
cerebral library
  06/13/15
omg
Motley indian lodge boltzmann
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
diverse meetinghouse
  06/13/15
lmao
Lascivious bull headed center
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
Comical hell
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
cerebral library
  06/13/15
18000000
Misanthropic Vibrant Church
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
filthy chad
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Chest-beating Property
  06/13/15
180^180
thriller jade resort
  06/13/15
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got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
Nubile Abode Reading Party
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
multi-colored milky crackhouse ratface
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
filthy chad
  06/13/15
18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
Titillating Giraffe Cruise Ship
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
outnumbered awkward jewess
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
Titillating Giraffe Cruise Ship
  06/13/15
Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
submissive gold azn native
  06/13/15
180
cerebral library
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...
chestnut corn cake
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180
thriller jade resort
  06/13/15
I'd like Julia's input ITT
Mint principal's office police squad
  06/13/15
Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
Tan bossy hospital depressive
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
Glassy high-end lay
  06/22/15
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orange menage electric furnace
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met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
Chocolate trip locus useless brakes
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Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
Marvelous location
  01/04/18
slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Mint principal's office police squad



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Brass nofapping brunch

white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Fighting Wonderful State

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102775)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102812)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: nudist stain



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Irate Mexican Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102855)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Stimulating theatre



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106877)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Comical hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108765)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102782)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

winnar /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102877)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: hot national

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105105)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108992)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: drab big gaming laptop main people

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102880)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

did she do it while you were fucking her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: drab big gaming laptop main people

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102929)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic ladyboy

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103519)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: dead vigorous bawdyhouse travel guidebook

180

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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: dead vigorous bawdyhouse travel guidebook



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Brass nofapping brunch

this sounds awesome wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102820)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102836)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Brass nofapping brunch

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102844)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102874)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102850)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay

like Chyna big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102863)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102881)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: hideous zippy newt

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103746)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: charismatic field roommate

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103781)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Bearded tripping gas station foreskin



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102914)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102819)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102890)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102925)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

ur face or chest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102936)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling mustard patrolman

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: arousing theater stage

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Irate Mexican Whorehouse

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Indigo Locale Rigpig

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: nudist stain

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Fighting Wonderful State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Cobalt adventurous gaping area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Canary skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: lime puppy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Comical hell

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed gunner range

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: fishy base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Stirring Disgusting Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: arrogant nibblets university

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Maroon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic Vibrant Church

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Angry aromatic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111884)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598264)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598272)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: nudist stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: curious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: thriller jade resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: hot national

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: red hyperactive tanning salon

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Brass nofapping brunch

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: heady garnet place of business roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Purple odious ticket booth

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: red hyperactive tanning salon

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: drab big gaming laptop main people

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: drab big gaming laptop main people

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: red hyperactive tanning salon

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Comical hell

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: iridescent dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: violet supple coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: hideous zippy newt

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Contagious Indirect Expression

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Brass nofapping brunch

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: umber public bath

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: histrionic green spot

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: elite amethyst chapel

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: cerebral library

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Contagious Indirect Expression

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: provocative hissy fit factory reset button

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Poppy concupiscible philosopher-king

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Poppy concupiscible philosopher-king

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic ladyboy

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: elite amethyst chapel

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: cracking sick corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: sepia death wish

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Flatulent wine market

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: sepia death wish

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Turquoise pocket flask

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Vengeful bat-shit-crazy potus keepsake machete

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: iridescent dashing house

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Mint principal's office police squad

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: dull indecent trailer park

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: dull indecent trailer park

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward jewess

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Underhanded slate stage pisswyrm

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Big-titted avocado black woman home

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: histrionic green spot

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Lodge Persian

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: chestnut corn cake

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: razzle scourge upon the earth

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Mint principal's office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: hot national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: appetizing disrespectful trust fund pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: Motley indian lodge boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: thriller jade resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: dead vigorous bawdyhouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Ruby Shrine

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Mint principal's office police squad

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Ruby Shrine

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia pozpig

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: hot national

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Motley indian lodge boltzmann

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: appetizing disrespectful trust fund pistol

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Maize stead

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed gunner range

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Galvanic school cafeteria masturbator

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed gunner range

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: cerebral library

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: appetizing disrespectful trust fund pistol

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Motley indian lodge boltzmann

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: cerebral library

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic Vibrant Church

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: cerebral library

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Motley indian lodge boltzmann

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Lascivious bull headed center

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Comical hell

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: cerebral library

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Misanthropic Vibrant Church

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: filthy chad

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: thriller jade resort

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109918)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598260)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Nubile Abode Reading Party

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: multi-colored milky crackhouse ratface

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: filthy chad

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Titillating Giraffe Cruise Ship

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward jewess

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Titillating Giraffe Cruise Ship

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: submissive gold azn native

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: thriller jade resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: Mint principal's office police squad

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Tan bossy hospital depressive

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Glassy high-end lay

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: orange menage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Chocolate trip locus useless brakes

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Marvelous location

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083461)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,


slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598263)