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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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Flickering cerise regret
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
Fantasy-prone judgmental feces
  01/07/22
Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
Flickering cerise regret
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I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
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Passionate Mischievous Garrison Messiness
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Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
Flickering cerise regret
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180
Passionate Mischievous Garrison Messiness
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definitely does anal
spectacular violet yarmulke
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Misunderstood indirect expression
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Maybe best in thread
turquoise dilemma immigrant
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dashing brethren church building
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Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
Flickering cerise regret
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I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
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I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my law...
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Trip mauve church queen of the night
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
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LMAO 180
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lol pwned
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Autistic heaven mother
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hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
Trip mauve church queen of the night
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impressive Adams Apple
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lol
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RIP, Doctor.
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Give me a dark haired qween Never mind I claimed her fro...
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Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
Flickering cerise regret
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No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
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ungh, LI guidette
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
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From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
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any relation to bob saccamano?
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
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Chad dad
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Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?
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180 billion
spectacular violet yarmulke
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i want her
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Best in thread
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Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is goi...
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need James Joyce jr in here asap
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Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the F...
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irl lol
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A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammat...
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Im done here
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not the toilet wrecker?
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Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens
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FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
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In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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quarter gook?
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Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
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so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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unnghhhh
Fishy Stirring Voyeur
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180
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Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blow...
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you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above)....
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An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
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It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives ...
twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor
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wonder how long her pubic hair is?
Citrine black woman hall
  01/07/22
Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
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Flickering cerise regret
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That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
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High school: Bush.
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18000 thread
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Holy fuck scroe
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*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early...
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  01/07/22
Fuck
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  01/07/22
I just want someone Asian.
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Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris...
Flickering cerise regret
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She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concer...
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Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team
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Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
Flickering cerise regret
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I'm done here
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great thread
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Flickering cerise regret
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jfc 180
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Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ou...
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Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "...
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180
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  01/09/22
God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making i...
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BEST IN SHOW
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give me your hottest azn plz
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Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members o...
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  01/07/22
barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
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this is such a 180 thread
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744473)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone judgmental feces

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone judgmental feces

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: Passionate Mischievous Garrison Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744478)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Passionate Mischievous Garrison Messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744497)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood indirect expression



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma immigrant

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: dashing brethren church building



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: dashing brethren church building

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: curious magenta trump supporter

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744517)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: dashing brethren church building

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744761)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: fuchsia motley gas station famous landscape painting



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: bespoke alcoholic hospital



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Coral Galvanic Sneaky Criminal



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744499)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Trip mauve church queen of the night



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Trip mauve church queen of the night

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744504)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Gay startled juggernaut



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: exciting dark azn plaza

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Autistic heaven mother



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Trip mauve church queen of the night

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

impressive Adams Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744608)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Lascivious Corn Cake Cruise Ship



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748597)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Water Buffalo Selfie

RIP, Doctor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748608)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Trip mauve church queen of the night



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: curious magenta trump supporter

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone judgmental feces

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Lemon potus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: curious magenta trump supporter

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Lemon potus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Apoplectic organic girlfriend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic organic girlfriend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Lemon potus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: fuchsia motley gas station famous landscape painting

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: heady son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Lemon potus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: heady son of senegal

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Autistic heaven mother

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Citrine black woman hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: bespoke alcoholic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Vibrant irate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Purple nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: bespoke alcoholic hospital

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma immigrant

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Fishy Stirring Voyeur

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone judgmental feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant nibblets locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Citrine black woman hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: bespoke alcoholic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Vibrant irate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: Canary Goal In Life

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: Purple nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Purple nursing home

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic organic girlfriend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: free-loading disgusting headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone judgmental feces

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Misunderstood indirect expression

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Water Buffalo Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Floppy tantric house

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Racy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: mustard stubborn faggot firefighter sanctuary

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Jade public bath national security agency

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: amber laughsome station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: free-loading disgusting headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: spectacular violet yarmulke

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Fishy Stirring Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Fishy Stirring Voyeur

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Citrine black woman hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: mustard stubborn faggot firefighter sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: mustard stubborn faggot firefighter sanctuary

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Floppy tantric house

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: iridescent titillating nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: iridescent titillating nowag

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: iridescent titillating nowag

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: twinkling depressive fortuitous meteor

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Citrine black woman hall

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Anal center

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Anal center

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Corn Cake Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Citrine black woman hall

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: cyan legend kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: cyan legend kitchen

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Awkward Sinister Roommate Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Awkward Sinister Roommate Liquid Oxygen

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: mustard stubborn faggot firefighter sanctuary

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: dull sandwich

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: mustard stubborn faggot firefighter sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: dull sandwich

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Citrine black woman hall

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: dull sandwich

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Carnelian odious pozpig mad-dog skullcap

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Carnelian odious pozpig mad-dog skullcap

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: curious magenta trump supporter

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Corn Cake Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Lascivious Corn Cake Cruise Ship

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Vibrant irate alpha

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Vibrant irate alpha

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: dull sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma immigrant

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Frozen Vermilion Parlour

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Citrine black woman hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Floppy tantric house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: bespoke alcoholic hospital

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Vibrant irate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: dull sandwich

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Canary Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: obsidian mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: onyx area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Passionate Mischievous Garrison Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: medicated aqua school therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Cracking hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Turdskin Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Tan university trust fund

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Nudist institution ratface

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Nudist institution ratface

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: topaz chest-beating orchestra pit love of her life

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: topaz chest-beating orchestra pit love of her life

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: dull sandwich

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Out-of-control Azure Incel Site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Water Buffalo Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: talented place of business native

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth spot

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: slate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Floppy tantric house

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: turquoise dilemma immigrant

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Nudist institution ratface

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Flickering cerise regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Tan university trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: obsidian mexican

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: new jeans ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#49693770)