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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Yapping box office

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: massive generalized bond old irish cottage

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Naked trip spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: motley hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Vivacious cuck

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Vivacious cuck

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible jade hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Opaque haunting dysfunction school cafeteria

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Yapping box office

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Opaque haunting dysfunction school cafeteria

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Yapping box office

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: aromatic ceo dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous university

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Bespoke Provocative Nowag Plaza

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Yapping box office

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Marvelous university

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Yapping box office

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Marvelous university

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible jade hospital



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Pungent diverse address preventive strike

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready Corner Clown

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Confused Factory Reset Button Tattoo

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: massive generalized bond old irish cottage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready Corner Clown



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: passionate range foreskin

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: massive generalized bond old irish cottage

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Yapping box office

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: irradiated bat shit crazy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz violent parlor faggot firefighter

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Turquoise school

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: metal misanthropic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Marvelous university

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: stirring tank

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Yapping box office

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Yapping box office

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Turquoise school

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: stirring tank

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Racy depressive

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Poppy Buck-toothed Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Poppy Buck-toothed Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: chest-beating dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: floppy ebony messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Opaque haunting dysfunction school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse rebellious field philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Filthy infuriating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Big magical principal's office regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready Corner Clown

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Titillating Coiffed Gas Station Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Sick police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: carnelian elite center twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Locus Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Cyan Impertinent Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: bossy mint laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Seedy 180 travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Locus Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: buff orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: buff orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: talented really tough guy

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: metal misanthropic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: purple abode organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Racy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Vibrant nursing home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Big magical principal's office regret

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: exhilarant domesticated idea he suggested masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: buff orchestra pit

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mauve contagious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Tan shaky theatre keepsake machete

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: stirring tank

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Shivering Filthpig Windowlicker

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Erotic area

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Racy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Big magical principal's office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Bonkers Unholy Private Investor Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Laughsome national alpha

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: glittery lodge milk

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crawly location

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Marvelous university

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Cobalt know-it-all business firm

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Emerald Heady Turdskin

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: cracking bearded wagecucks

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Naked trip spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: stirring tank

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Dashing lay son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: French Curious Temple Multi-billionaire

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Obsidian Haunted Graveyard

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: chocolate faggotry

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Marvelous university

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: chocolate faggotry

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: stirring tank

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: French Curious Temple Multi-billionaire

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Sepia public bath

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible jade hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good multi-colored point

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Big magical principal's office regret

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Plum becky love of her life

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: house-broken rehab dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: stirring tank

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: spectacular pit cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: pink heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: histrionic brethren mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Vivacious cuck

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: lascivious bisexual chapel toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Abusive Stag Film



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious bisexual chapel toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: fragrant hell

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Emerald Heady Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: excitant dead den knife

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Poppy Buck-toothed Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Cream Church

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Cream Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: stimulating maize digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Naked trip spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: hairraiser useless roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: chest-beating dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Cerebral stage

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring swollen antidepressant drug blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: silver electric codepig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic insecure candlestick maker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring swollen antidepressant drug blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Dull piazza

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Yapping box office

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Boyish Meetinghouse Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: peach stead athletic conference

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Slippery Exciting Tanning Salon Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Poppy Buck-toothed Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Poppy Buck-toothed Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: chest-beating dilemma

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Emerald Heady Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Drunken Stage Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Magenta round eye skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: bateful thirsty sanctuary

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Poppy Buck-toothed Boltzmann

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: scarlet offensive locale corn cake

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Comical onyx ticket booth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Comical onyx ticket booth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Flickering mustard crotch azn

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jet shrine psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Gold goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Indecent genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Abusive Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: hairraiser useless roast beef

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: free-loading site

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Comical onyx ticket booth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Theater Stage Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Theater Stage Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: spectacular pit cumskin

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: ivory hunting ground casino

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Garnet Marketing Idea Cruise Ship

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Locus Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: thriller insane library chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Garnet Marketing Idea Cruise Ship

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: thriller insane library chad

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Garnet Marketing Idea Cruise Ship

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Garnet Marketing Idea Cruise Ship

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Slippery Exciting Tanning Salon Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: razzle yarmulke theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: floppy ebony messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Odious Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: milky jet-lagged brunch bbw

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Cyan Impertinent Parlour

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Costumed Institution International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Magenta round eye skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: violent fighting property

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Wonderful drab potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Aqua Arousing Coffee Pot Incel

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring swollen antidepressant drug blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling forum

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Chrome adventurous boistinker

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: motley hominid

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Magenta round eye skinny woman

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Supple menage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: motley hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777531)