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Went to a "height bar" last night. Tallest guy got to wear a crown. Wild place

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the plac...
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sticky chocolate fortuitous meteor
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Lake cracking preventive strike boltzmann
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wow
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Lake cracking preventive strike boltzmann

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the place at the beginning of the night and then he gets free drinks. The twist is he has to "defend" his crown. Other men can take it from him, so he can't sit down or lean over. They have a sign behind the bar that says "height is the best defense". Reportedly Dikembe Mutombo used to go there when he was in town and defended his crown successfully multiple times.

Usually though a smaller guy like 6'3 will be the tallest in the bar and is likely to have his crown snatched by other men of smaller stature. It gets crazy with dudes fighting over the crown. Even saw a 5'11 guy use a stepladder to pull off a steal and he successfully ordered a round while crowned before losing it again. The crown makes for a great ice breaker with women, they basically throw themselves at the crowned tall man and shout stuff like "notice me tall king" at him.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: sticky chocolate fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Irradiated Onyx Mexican Space

really hope this isn't flame

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:00 PM
Author: Lake cracking preventive strike boltzmann

Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole neighborhood after the tradition

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Onyx Mexican Space

wow

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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Lake cracking preventive strike boltzmann



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:05 PM
Author: glittery corner

And it's such a nice, safe neighborhood too. Y'all should check it out.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Reading Party Garrison



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: Metal coffee pot



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: violent flatulent gaming laptop trust fund



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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: floppy field



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: impressive bespoke stag film



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Lake cracking preventive strike boltzmann



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: violent flatulent gaming laptop trust fund



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: 180 Pisswyrm Macaca



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Lake cracking preventive strike boltzmann



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Dark razzmatazz parlour degenerate



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: histrionic orange shrine pistol



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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: shit from a faggot



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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



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