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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers. all the mass shooters and domestic terrorists have a manifesto and some online activity, but they just do it for the most part. poasting is a surrogate activity where cowards fantasize about things they won't do.
if someone from xo does do something like that'll it'll wind up being a pumo with a couple cryptic poasts that didn't get any traction. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:04 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surfing chick and he was sniffing her drawers and got caught somehow, possibly by a poaster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784316) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:07 PM Author: fartman dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over rasqie bc he has a personal gripe with couchsurfing culture and rasqie somehow was heavily involved in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784324) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Bitch was living life on easymode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784373) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM Author: fartman the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing" as a concept actually makes perfect sense that ppl like rasqie and dbg would both be involved in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785748) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM Author: Judas Jones lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped on couchsurfing too!" and banned rasqie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785781) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad was the commander of the Abu Gharib MPs!
Oh, man, how’d I forget about that. That one Doe’s dad who embezzled funds to buy horses. Just all of the bananas stuff that came out as people did deep-dive opposition research on that whole situation. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: I had forgotten that re: Paulie
Heidi Irvani's Big Embezzled Boobs couldn't top Britan Heller's 162 LSAT score |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:11 AM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) *Lying bitch Brittan Heller (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785761) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I knew shortporch IRL
That's on my short list for kookiest life experiences. I've never personally known someone who got got like that. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:05 PM Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing' someone but your IRL is so cursed that i guess you can have this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49787108) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts as knowing them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49787111) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783832) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783834) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783835) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783843) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783848) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783850) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Gay Grandpa It was a thread title (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783862) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: AIDS dicknigger https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2
You be the judge! |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM Author: fartman AI Overview
Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Hello, World! So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and also to C12 tp’s outing who later works for Charlie Kirk, (tp)?
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM Author: Post nut horror I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, faggot." I will attest to: 1) getting blown the fuck out; 2) the thread was genuine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784583) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Thank you for your service (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784623) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786930) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 PM Author: scholarship whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784903) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:47 AM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785318) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786223) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:09 AM Author: George Jetson what was the anthony bourdain thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785470) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783855) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783957) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM Author: peace missile And her reading xo threads in her documentary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783971) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785754) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785793) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM Author: computer online (π§) trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783856) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM Author: a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783870) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783873) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM Author: computer online (π§) correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM Author: AI_concubine Quick rundown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783904) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:39 PM Author: computer online (π§) posted a link to a scholar's summary above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784219) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784192) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM Author: Gay Grandpa "Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?" The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783890) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:58 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) I've had tons of interesting things happen to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785049) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:03 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would shove off a mountain into a volcano. Therein lies the duality of our relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785053) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785877) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:58 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785910) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM Author: a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783877) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) This definitely still happens bigly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783892) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM Author: AI_concubine What is the Sonic Youth thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783906) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783912) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783967) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783983) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783993) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:36 AM Author: Arthur Koestler The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared when Teddy Huang was outted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785306) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784003) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: negroid with a big shit-coloured penis ((zurich is stained)) the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783913) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM Author: negroid with a big shit-coloured penis ((zurich is stained)) TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784006) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) subtle tt neg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784024) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM Author: negroid with a big shit-coloured penis ((zurich is stained)) TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784130) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) haha yeah "like a" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784172) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784180) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM Author: peeface claimed this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784152) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM Author: ponytail (luis) The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783915) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783918) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: ponytail (luis) Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783924) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783929) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783938) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM Author: artificial intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783979) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783980) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784025) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM Author: ponytail (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784047) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:20 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784718) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: cannon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784792) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM Author: ""''"'"'"'". "...but still, he slap" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784856) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:13 PM Author: man o' war (π«ΆπΎ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785073) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783933) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783919) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783920) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM Author: The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784151) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:07 AM Author: Judas Jones No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785468) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: richard clock didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783925) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783932) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: richard clock ex-wife tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783936) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:09 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785758) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:44 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than that, but yes it ended with Halford relapsing and dying from EPAW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784246) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:50 PM Author: Post nut horror There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least some of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784617) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:52 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at the place, not knowing anybody's real names. It didn't pass the smell test. He certainly wasn't digging around very hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784632) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Picasso. In other words, either willful ignorance or excruciating stupidity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784639) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Judas Jones Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784138) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:00 PM Author: richard clock Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784299) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:08 PM Author: computer online (π§) wtf
explain |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:17 PM Author: richard clock Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lamarcus' buddy and doobs' wife were at a wedding and his buddy smashed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784376) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:18 PM Author: computer online (π§) But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doobs or post doobs) and how did he make the connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784379) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:21 PM Author: richard clock This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't recall if doobs was there with his wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784387) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Judas Jones And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their marriage or something lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784601) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784627) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future Wife” thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784360) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM Author: richard clock No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784370) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 AM Author: some on social media JM prescient yet again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785679) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III He’s an absolute oracle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786341) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: peeface TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaurant
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: computer online (π§) the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. JebοΏ½08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..." |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783937) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783974) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) What was the P in CPGWBT
Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits? |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM Author: fartman :D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court
nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM Author: peeface why did he disappear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784160) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784170) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM Author: ""''"'"'"'". wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784865) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing at dracula from the witness stand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784405) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785732) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786225) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM Author: cucumbers My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783941) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: SkaddenArse watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783942) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM Author: computer online (π§) yes :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784030) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784040) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: titus chicken Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783950) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) leave boom alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783976) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783963) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784012) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Cr she was the OG IGWBG
Irish Girl With Black Guy |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Guy Debord J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784096) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Unghhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784149) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:41 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784426) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. subtle lisa rowe trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784013) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Still standing up for your girl, honey rider (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784058) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784048) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than expected retro fempoasters who was not fat and had decent tits but it was something we never disclosed (not met through board, she became a fempoaster through me but was under strict instructions to LARP as single as a condition for giving her one of my monikers). i also briefly dated a different attractive fempoaster but got nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784417) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784422) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785746) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783952) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM Author: ponytail (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783955) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) permanently grounded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783977) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784061) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too
It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784179) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784182) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 AM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785670) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:49 PM Author: computer online (π§) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784267) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:00 AM Author: So we looked at the data (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785724) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: '"'"'"''" The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM Author: peace missile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783985) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) I understand and wish to continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784063) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM Author: '"'"'"''" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784094) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:00 PM Author: Fuck yeah, nigga. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784482) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784103) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:08 PM Author: Hello, World! Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder other people in high profile murders framed as a suicide or a “lone shooter” incident, such as that of Charlie Kirk, Let’s call them “DASSOM-AIC” to confuse the “miyog “ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784496) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Ponchito Bojado I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783978) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783989) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49783997) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM Author: cucumbers He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784008) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM Author: ponytail (luis) lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784400) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny. "Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately" |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786927) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: cannon “Lending it all tonight” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784797) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786924) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784014) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: sealclubber i don't remember this being a thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784134) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&forum_id=2 hth! |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:15 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785772) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM Author: fartman lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785794) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I can personally confirm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785749) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:01 AM Author: So we looked at the data (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785726) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784029) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784044) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) DVP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784068) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) Domestic Violence Pumo
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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the dorm under a fake name: "Hank Ding"
He's more famous for allegedly beating the shit out of his 5 y/o niece and evading arrest |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM Author: chandler (retired) The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784065) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Hello, World! Oh, quite the opposite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784502) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM Author: emilio's bodyguard Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784069) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Doesn't sniff top 10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784078) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM Author: The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784161) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM Author: peeface could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784194) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784212) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM Author: basketball american (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784371) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:02 AM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785332) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:55 PM Author: legally female father I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for this reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786152) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:14 PM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786245) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benzo's name. The probation officer's response was, "which one?" I chuckled and said "the one born on xx/xx/1987" and the response was "oh, the son" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785812) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM Author: No Paye No Gain Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784095) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) An actual IRL zebra poasting here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784097) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784184) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784100) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:26 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad 180
Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never be on that level as a poaster again. But jigsaw + "stumbles into camp with arrow lodged in throat" are two 15+ year memes so that's not a bad career as a poaster. I'd also argue that my 2006-2007 screeds popularized "shrew" in the xoxo lexicon but some seem to dispute that even though it wasn't used before (or maybe very occasionally in passing) and I forcememed it. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM Author: fartman probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784145) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784177) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM Author: Die fraud report to oven Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage locker and the killer had fantasized about wanting to be killed with a baseball bat not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784237) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:47 PM Author: Die fraud report to oven https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-legacy-chronicle-of-young-mother-s/article_3bbd6b18-0798-5f2b-81b1-6aef15974ec4.html
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2746181&mc=36&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Mature Hairline Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784261) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784420) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784270) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:51 PM Author: fartman (dork) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784274) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM Author: computer online (π§) boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably underrated tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784272) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:52 PM Author: fartman PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general than this shithole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784279) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM Author: computer online (π§) woah cr fartman tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784283) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784305) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784306) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM Author: fartman I just farted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784308) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784281) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784419) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of anonymity to defeat the lolsuit and do more for the First Amendment than anyone since Hugo Black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784288) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:16 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: 180 work. Fuck Fertick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785778) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Leiter/Tubgirl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784454) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Describe in detail please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784478) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: t.rick o'treat panama i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM Author: Hello, World! Did someone frame him with Mexicans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784568) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:54 PM Author: race baiter ginsburg No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut” tp) tried to settle an old autoadmit score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784641) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM Author: Post nut horror (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784615) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:13 PM Author: Die fraud report to oven By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784699) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784746) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬) It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got pwned." There was also a good sketch of his masturbation fort and I think he posted dick pics but that may have been someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784774) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:56 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing?
she also did some amazing ones of TMF raeping a dog lol |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬) I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: richard clock doobs posted the dick pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784799) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. reddened pisswyrm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785021) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:10 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785069) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:22 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784832) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:08 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785063) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:21 AM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785298) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 AM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785666) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: scholarship Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) The Colonel! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785299) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 AM Author: scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785663) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:35 PM Author: Mature Hairline that dude who was living/working right where shit was popping off when they zeroed in on the boston marathon bombers and started poasting about it before it hit the news and kept updating was pretty kooky at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784861) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784863) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784869) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:38 PM Author: scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49784872) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) BUT IT WAS TAX DAY! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785300) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: Arthur Koestler mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: .,,,., ..,..,,,.,,,. ,.,.,. Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link? |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:01 AM Author: ,.,,., ( ) Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up in period costumes and acted scenes out. Hilarious thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785578) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and bort history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785730) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatards waking up to race realism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785796) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. There were daily threads & we watched the entire trial together. Remember Jaffa calling? The court nails nigger? The absolutely incredible defense team? Obama's son? It was pure madness.
Also, funny story: I've appeared before that judge over 100 times. She's among the worst five judges I've ever encountered. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 AM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense you saw a bottom 5 judge 100 times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785834) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in the top 50% for sure. In law school, however, I was in the top 80%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785862) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785917) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:04 AM Author: fartman Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main event as he made it into the money. Then Rudolph showed up in the thread and he crashed out almost immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785739) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:15 PM Author: sealclubber not top 10, but it was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785986) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) cr also, fuck that jeet Rudolph |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as some Philippine STD doctor in Burbank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785782) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: Remember BoomJoe's outing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785915) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ever a part of here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49785923) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:57 PM Author: negroid with a big shit-coloured penis ((zurich is stained)) the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786161) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Creditor like that. Does he just go through life without 2% cashback on everything? Must feel empty and hollow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786229) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) What was guacgate?
Great list otherwise |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the substance if what it is. My roughest guess is that an XO meetup happened and the time came for bill splitting and people argued about who paid for the guac? I don't really know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786124) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask her if she remembers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786219) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 180
If I had to guess it’s about the “one weird trick” for attempting free guacamole at Chipotle + the classic Autoadmit debate about the intersection of morality and practicality (the Talmud is 180) but don’t quote me on that because my (golden age of) ZoZo knowledge is extremely scattered (lurking since 2012, poasting sporadically since 2015, megapoasting since 2021, semi-retired from effort poasting since 2022) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie treat of wit and witticism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786351) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:46 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Tyty πΆ
“What would Chesterton poast if he were a gay and/or retarded heritage American circa the 21st century” would be my Autoadmit signature if there was such a thing |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:49 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-extinct circa 2022 blew my mind btw - so obvious that I completely missed it, truth’s (and beauty’s for that matter!) playful tendency to hide in plain sight tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786367) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poasted ten minutes ago let alone earlier in the week. But I'm glad it had an impact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786443) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786447) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Cr fren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786450) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786455) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM Author: fartman guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw, her boyfriend known as shitlaw steve and idk who else. someone ordered a guac app for the table without consulting everyone and they got into an argument over if they should split it when the bill came. it ended up being supposedly a irl subthread wasteland over like $12 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786434) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 π€―π€―π€― (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786438) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786439) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) Justice delayed is justice denied (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786440) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786442) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786445) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786448) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786390) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: fartman Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:05 PM Author: cucumbers Farisa's Crossing being released (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786941) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49786944) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worth but her entire arc is notable. XO founder her attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-year older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over DV stuff. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior, she stands with the best of them. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:45 PM Author: Kharg Island Ferry (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!) I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. Back to back samurais 4eva. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2#49787206) |