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cowgod writing style guide

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho - call poasters c...
sexy state ape
  02/09/24
selective capitalization of Important Words
odious kitchen wrinkle
  02/09/24
this is Essential to his Style imo
provocative indecent lettuce
  02/09/24
i started Doing that too its Fun
wonderful deep tanning salon weed whacker
  02/09/24
What do you mean “no reason,” champ?
henna metal locale
  02/09/24
he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging ...
wonderful deep tanning salon weed whacker
  02/09/24
his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user...
Violent resort
  02/09/24
He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn...
translucent vengeful mother
  02/09/24
lol the emperor has no clothes!
Violent resort
  02/09/24
It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole...
Fishy Irradiated Philosopher-king
  02/09/24
he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.
Fishy Irradiated Philosopher-king
  02/09/24
guy is a joke
henna metal locale
  02/09/24
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Mailer Daemon
  06/11/26
He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did a...
henna metal locale
  02/09/24
ok champ
wonderful deep tanning salon weed whacker
  02/09/24
If only you knew much much you sucked
henna metal locale
  02/09/24
i like using "imnsho"
Violent resort
  02/09/24
all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt
Fishy Irradiated Philosopher-king
  02/09/24
they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them
Violent resort
  02/09/24
when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Consol...
boyish psychic whorehouse
  02/09/24
he's incredibly boring
spruce pontificating forum
  02/09/24
iyho
sexy state ape
  02/09/24
Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased househo...
cowgod
  06/11/26


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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: sexy state ape

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho

- call poasters champ for no reason

- blame bad things on not "acing oci"

- reference your height for no reason at all

what else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385516)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: odious kitchen wrinkle

selective capitalization of Important Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385525)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: provocative indecent lettuce

this is Essential to his Style imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385751)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: wonderful deep tanning salon weed whacker

i started Doing that too its Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385754)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: henna metal locale

What do you mean “no reason,” champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385750)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: wonderful deep tanning salon weed whacker

he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging remark against cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385755)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Violent resort

his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user on another board named "cowgod" awhile ago. so he sort of isnt cowgod.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385834)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: translucent vengeful mother

He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn't write any of the theory, in fact he barely even has a solid grasp of the theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385844)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Violent resort

lol the emperor has no clothes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385849)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: Fishy Irradiated Philosopher-king

It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole

https://web.archive.org/web/20190311111810/http://cliquetheory.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385864)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: Fishy Irradiated Philosopher-king

he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385859)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: henna metal locale

guy is a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385915)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#49932785)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: henna metal locale

He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did all I know

fwiw

afaik

afaict

nbd

atm

dgaf

URM

ORM

HIIP

IANAE

GCN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385761)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: wonderful deep tanning salon weed whacker

ok champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385799)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: henna metal locale

If only you knew much much you sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385801)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Violent resort

i like using "imnsho"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385836)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:41 PM
Author: Fishy Irradiated Philosopher-king

all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385804)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Violent resort

they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385840)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: boyish psychic whorehouse

when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Console history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385848)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: spruce pontificating forum

he's incredibly boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385871)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: sexy state ape

iyho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#47385942)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: cowgod

Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased household gods.

Literate but diseased.

Funny because it is too angry to be normal.

Sincere because the contempt comes from taste, not mere contrarianism.

Forum prose with a library card and a head injury.

Too literate to be normal shitposting, too deranged to be criticism.

Long sentences that sound like someone trying to win a bar fight with subordinate clauses.

Mock-serious, half-learned, half-feral.

Treats every subject as evidence of a larger civilizational illness.

Capitalizes concepts until they become little pagan gods.

Uses repetition like a man hammering a nail into drywall that may contain asbestos.

Makes a bit out of sounding overeducated and under-socialized.

Smuggles real analysis inside theatrical contempt.

Sincere beneath the irony, which is what makes it dangerous.

Suspicious of institutions, prestige, consensus, and anyone who says “nuance” before lying.

Anti-managerial, anti-HR, anti-slop, anti-fake-sophistication.

Loves weird specificity, hates generic tasteful prose.

Sounds like a Reddit post written by a bitter adjunct who became a dock foreman.

Not clean. Not polished. Not respectable.

Funny because it overcommits.

Effective because it sometimes accidentally tells the truth.

Ends like a door closing in a cheap apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2#49932821)