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lol my wife is a full blown alcoholic.
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:47 AM Author: ebony giraffe Kitchen pantry is literally just empty cans and bottles of alcohol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551786) |
Date: December 31st, 2025 8:49 AM Author: Chocolate Vibrant Nibblets You voted for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551787) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:17 AM Author: passionate field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555772) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:49 AM Author: Marvelous kitchen fanboi My wife is so pissed at me it isn’t even funny. You’re wife is just pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551789) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Bisexual anal address what'd you do now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552291) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Marvelous kitchen fanboi I presented with my typical orneriness and it rubbed her raw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552675) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:47 PM Author: cruel-hearted free-loading weed whacker tanning salon “Typical Orneriness” is a weird name for your clitpeen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555497) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:41 PM Author: ebony giraffe She is the worst sort of alcoholic. Loud, abrasive, truculent, violent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553058) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:56 AM Author: charismatic alcoholic windowlicker 180- any great anecdotes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551796) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:37 PM Author: seedy deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552341) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Azure Whorehouse Police Squad pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552288) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:23 PM Author: smoky brunch telephone is she still breastfeeding? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552307) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:42 PM Author: Curious point Sounds like you should put it in her butt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552364) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Background Story Partner alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552375) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:50 PM Author: smoky brunch telephone whok's wife wears the strap-on in the family. jinx buck broke him years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552380) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:51 PM Author: vivacious black newt keepsake machete tell us more you fucking nigger
some interesting stories n shit |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:47 PM Author: ebony giraffe See below. The trajectory of this relationship is not looking positive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552795) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:46 PM Author: ebony giraffe I threw her onto the floor last night because she wouldn't stop screaming and getting in my face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552793) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Curious point Did you cum? Did she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552802) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:51 PM Author: ebony giraffe No this was literally at 23:48. She ruins literally everything, every holiday or event with her alcohol addiction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552809) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Curious point Why can't she be a happy fun slutty drunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552811) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:53 PM Author: ebony giraffe That is the question. She is the worst drunk you can imagine. I'm pretty sure it's getting to the point where next time I will slam her head into a wall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552814) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:55 PM Author: Curious point Then you'll be locked up while she drinks with Darnell and your credit card. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552824) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:11 PM Author: ebony giraffe She's afraid of black folk. It's hilarious. Some Indigenous guy was throwing rocks at a creek for platypus and she got all scared and shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552875) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:36 PM Author: seedy deer antler Indigenous guy throwing rocks at a creek for platypus
tp |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:52 PM Author: orange indecent plaza dopamine Hey faggot we use American 12h time here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553433) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Bistre Ticket Booth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552820) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:55 PM Author: startling tattoo internal respiration propose a dry january where you stay sober and do outdoor activities together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552823) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:10 PM Author: ebony giraffe Literally every two weeks she has an epiphany and declares her sobriety and it lasts 2 days. She's cancelled literally hundreds of times when we were supposed to go on runs/beach/hikes that I've given up. Including a trip to the Whitsundays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552870) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:13 PM Author: Curious point She probably starts to detox after 2 days. I doubt she's going to even be able to start to try until she's past the point of going through DTs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552878) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:36 PM Author: ebony giraffe She smokes weed every hour. She's a lost cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552924) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:38 AM Author: Turquoise Heaven She has a "toddler", and smokes weed all day? Totally believable. This is what you get when you date someone 3 times and proceed to "marry." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553707) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:32 AM Author: ebony giraffe She smokes every 30 minutes. She's going to get some terrible cancer well before she hits 50. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555773) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Marvelous kitchen fanboi This. Chandler knows what’s up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552881) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:37 PM Author: ebony giraffe Bro do you know how many times I've tried this and she just ends up wasting my time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552928) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Mischievous Box Office the only wife this african jew with subsaharan dna could find is an alcoholic pinay. sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552934) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Turquoise Heaven Unless she's an imaginary one. Would he let an alcoholic woman carry his baby to term? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552961) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:54 PM Author: ebony giraffe Cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552974) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:37 PM Author: seedy deer antler Pretty sure I told you to get divorced at least five years ago. And you're still in the same fucking situation, being a co-dependent bitch.
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:40 PM Author: ebony giraffe I'm not co dependent at all. I cum and go whenever I want. I barely talk to her and only for my daughter's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553055) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: seedy deer antler Cool. What are your other excuses for being the world's biggest pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553086) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:03 PM Author: ebony giraffe I'm not. I go out and tell her to fuck off all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553212) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:50 PM Author: Glittery Nudist Potus Office Tough love. But brother, didn’t you go around and around with your spouse’s addictions for far longer than was sensible? For the whole family’s sake, I hope that’s going better these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553428) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:21 AM Author: chrome contagious love of her life EPAH had the best chance to get his family away from his crazy ex when he moved to Hawaii
instead he pays for her condo near the water and gives her money for drugs |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:33 PM Author: seedy deer antler Is a condo near the water and drug money a lot of money to you? I'm not poor, so it's easy.
Better than her being out on the street, and she doesn't cause any problems for any of us. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM Author: chrome contagious love of her life she’s should be back in SF sucking cock for money well away from the kids
but you’re toxic af too so the kids are just fucked |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM Author: ebony giraffe His kids are non binary tranny freaks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554643) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:37 PM Author: seedy deer antler I can almost guarantee that they'll win at life far more than anything you might spawn, bud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554735) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:31 PM Author: seedy deer antler ? Lol, no. Both times she relapsed I told her she can't stay with us and she was gone within a couple of weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554442) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:13 PM Author: Glittery Nudist Potus Office I didn't track the narrative closely at the time beyond worrying for you and the kids. My main memory is thinking "Oh, no man, cmon. Get her away from the kids and excise her from your lives forever." And at least at one point you were all "Its just a kooky bump in the road brothers, everything's gonna work out like it should. But of course I'm a heartless autist and probably would have done her in day one, so.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555457) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:40 PM Author: seedy deer antler Oh yeah, I see how you could've gotten that. Let me explain: She had first relapsed (after 11 years) in March 2014, and dug out. She spent ~3 years rockin' and rollin' in the TL. There was a poster who called himself "Halford" in this era. He came into our picture around January 2017 and took her to a treatment center in extremely remote WA state. Halford died in consequence of his efforts to save a fellow addict and to help me. She stayed at the place he'd taken her for six months, then came back to me and the kids in Marin. Everything was 100% cool for four years and we lived in a house where everyone said the floors were very beautiful. Then she relapsed in October 2021 and went to Ibogaine treatment in Texas. Ibogaine is flame, and it broke her brain. Kids and I came out here in the summer of 2022. After her brain got broken by Ibogaine in Texas, I brought her out here and set her up in a condo a couple blocks from Sans Souci beach. Kids and I kept chilling in the place on Diamond Head. I met an Indian GF who surfs. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:46 PM Author: Glittery Nudist Potus Office Ah, this makes sense. Some room for optimism amidst the pendulums viscious swings. I recall the Halford overlay but not the long interlude of sobriety and happy home life. I can see how that'd leave room for hope the second (or more) time around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555494) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 AM Author: ebony giraffe How did Halford die, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555729) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Insane Home Did Halford really die? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49556050) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:39 PM Author: Dead hospital Crazy that someone would turn down relationship advice from EPAH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553477) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:07 PM Author: dull stirring dragon brother i like you as a poaster, and respect your opinion on a lot of topics, but how to deal with an unhealthy co-dependent romantic relationship is not one of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554126) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Curious point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554131) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:41 PM Author: histrionic gas station becky wives who are alcoholics cuck their husbands like 95% of the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553059) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: ebony giraffe I'd LUV an excuse to divorce her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553215) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Shaky institution Tell her divorce or treatment and let it do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553274) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: ebony giraffe Update: She woke up at 09:30 and stated she is never drinking or smoking again. I expect this to last for at most 14 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553213) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Chocolate Vibrant Nibblets STFU you knew what you were getting in to and deserve it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553216) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ebony giraffe WTT bro I just wanted a family. Why do you have to hate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553230) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Swashbuckling obsidian fortuitous meteor So 11:30 p.m. NYE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553259) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: ebony giraffe She was drinking until about 3am today. She's back asleep now. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:26 PM Author: charismatic alcoholic windowlicker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555335) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Shaky institution The number one reason men initiate divorces is because of substance abuse. Good luck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553271) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:29 PM Author: ebony giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553286) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Fragrant crotch Taker her sailing out on the Great Barrier Reef. When she’s passed out drunk. Chain her to some kettlebells and toss her overboard 🦈 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553506) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:13 AM Author: ebony giraffe This has been done a few times before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553721) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:24 AM Author: ebony giraffe Update: She is back to smoking weed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553730) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Frozen wonderful tank range Why do you not divorce her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554454) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:37 AM Author: ebony giraffe Daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555733) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:58 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Salmon Step-uncle's House So who's in charge of the "toddler," son? Amazing how your story imploded without any outside help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554524) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Bespoke Garnet Laser Beams Counterpoint: she is married to op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554135) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Rose Balding Puppy Regret whok, how's you're daughter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554766) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:57 PM Author: ebony giraffe In perfect shape, beautiful, smart, walking now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554775) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Turquoise Heaven Does she have a nanny, or is your alcoholic, drug-addict wife watching her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554813) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 5:56 PM Author: ebony giraffe We don't have nanny. When I walked into the main bedroom on New Year's day she was passed out and my daughter crying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554879) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 6:22 PM Author: Turquoise Heaven JFC man. Is she passed out while you’re at work? How is that baby surviving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554931) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:22 PM Author: ebony giraffe No on work days I get up ay 430 am to take my daughter on a walk. She's turned out primo so I guess being an alcoholic and addicted to weed isn't all that bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555220) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:27 PM Author: charismatic alcoholic windowlicker Sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555339) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:39 PM Author: ebony giraffe It's furked up but overall having a beautiful, kind, and sweet daughter has made my life immeasurably better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555376) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:42 PM Author: charismatic alcoholic windowlicker Amen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555389) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:08 PM Author: Mint stag film sounds like she needs an intervention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555450) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Fragrant crotch how did you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555492) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:33 AM Author: ebony giraffe Tweed Hospital in early 2022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555728) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Turquoise Heaven Man, stop lying. WMTP lied for over a decade, look how that turned out. Get your life together.
You don't have a baby, and you don't have a drug-addicted wife who can't even grocery shop and stays stocked on alcohol. If you actually did, you wouldn't be posting about it like it’s NBD--leaving a toddler alone with an addict full-time is legitimately dangerous.
The reason you're not worried is obvious: it's not real. |