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JPM eats huge silver short loss, goes way long the other way

wtf https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2005607704774180908?s=...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  12/29/25
Couldn't happen to a better group of kikes
transparent pit police squad
  12/29/25
Jaime Dimon is Greek
ungodly step-uncle's house
  12/29/25
b. Hyman Dimon
Bright Love Of Her Life
  12/29/25
Kevin O’Leary is Irish! ☘️
umber vivacious national security agency
  12/31/25
If they were just holding silver for short periods, what's t...
naked odious gas station milk
  12/29/25
it's just some made up slop by an "australian" sca...
Domesticated place of business
  12/29/25
superior anglo culture!
dark resort
  12/29/25
Gaped by community notes. ljl @ claiming something is in a ...
Ivory Travel Guidebook
  12/29/25
Takes 24 hours to update. This just happened at 2:47 am
ungodly step-uncle's house
  12/29/25
you're a credulous retard for believing this regardless of t...
180 Red Brethren
  12/29/25
(jamie dimon, panicking)
dark resort
  12/29/25
...
ungodly step-uncle's house
  12/29/25
So you are fat
Ivory Travel Guidebook
  12/29/25
It's been 24 hours, where's the update
Ivory Travel Guidebook
  12/30/25
this thread was hysteria flame
ungodly step-uncle's house
  01/01/26
the internet has made people so fucking stupid it's insane. ...
180 Red Brethren
  12/29/25
The counterparties were really cool about not making a big d...
Ivory Travel Guidebook
  12/29/25
"yeah bro we'll let it slide. i will have to put this i...
180 Red Brethren
  12/29/25
tbf, they were kind of fucked. once jpm breached the covenan...
dark resort
  12/29/25
Yeah they’re supposed to just Predict things, not poas...
Onyx flatulent goyim idiot
  12/29/25
you fell for AI slop writing like a week ago and called it p...
Exciting Community Account Cruise Ship
  12/31/25
https://x.com/i/status/2005774711246991574
tripping racy fortuitous meteor sex offender
  12/29/25
https://x.com/i/status/2006497168455250199
tripping racy fortuitous meteor sex offender
  12/31/25
...
Primrose Hospital
  12/31/25


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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

wtf

https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2005607704774180908?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546800)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: transparent pit police squad

Couldn't happen to a better group of kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546805)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

Jaime Dimon is Greek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546813)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Bright Love Of Her Life

b. Hyman Dimon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546894)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: umber vivacious national security agency

Kevin O’Leary is Irish! ☘️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553474)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: naked odious gas station milk

If they were just holding silver for short periods, what's the problem, should still have made solid profits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546836)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Domesticated place of business

it's just some made up slop by an "australian" scammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: dark resort

superior anglo culture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546876)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Ivory Travel Guidebook

Gaped by community notes. ljl @ claiming something is in a public document that's not actually there are you fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

Takes 24 hours to update. This just happened at 2:47 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546887)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: 180 Red Brethren

you're a credulous retard for believing this regardless of the note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546890)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: dark resort

(jamie dimon, panicking)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546891)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546924)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ivory Travel Guidebook

So you are fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546892)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Ivory Travel Guidebook

It's been 24 hours, where's the update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49550753)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: ungodly step-uncle's house

this thread was hysteria flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553789)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: 180 Red Brethren

the internet has made people so fucking stupid it's insane.

how do people see some no-name idiot on twitter breaking major financial news with the source being a *public document* and believe it? it would be breaking news across the world if a "systemically important bank" "broke every covenant." and why would that come out in a public report, wouldn't the story have broke when this bank defaulted on its obligations?

PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Ivory Travel Guidebook

The counterparties were really cool about not making a big deal about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546912)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: 180 Red Brethren

"yeah bro we'll let it slide. i will have to put this in our 10-Q but i can probz just redact your firm's name, it's nbd."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546923)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: dark resort

tbf, they were kind of fucked. once jpm breached the covenant of continued, valid existence there was nobody left to go after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546931)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Onyx flatulent goyim idiot

Yeah they’re supposed to just Predict things, not poast things that can be refuted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546951)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Exciting Community Account Cruise Ship

you fell for AI slop writing like a week ago and called it poast of the year

they updated Basel 3 to count gold as liquidity in July without anyone hearing about it. same with ending quantitative tightening earlier this month. doesn't seem that crazy to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553516)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: tripping racy fortuitous meteor sex offender

https://x.com/i/status/2005774711246991574

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49548366)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: tripping racy fortuitous meteor sex offender

https://x.com/i/status/2006497168455250199

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553466)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Primrose Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553485)