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| Walnut pontificating mental disorder kitty | 10/09/12 |
| Walnut pontificating mental disorder kitty | 10/09/12 |
| Walnut pontificating mental disorder kitty | 10/10/12 |
| big ticket booth knife | 10/10/12 |
| gold party of the first part | 10/10/12 |
| curious transparent orchestra pit boltzmann | 10/10/12 |
| Ivory parlour pervert | 10/10/12 |
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| Ivory parlour pervert | 10/10/12 |
| Henna fluffy meetinghouse dragon | 10/10/12 |
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| Lavender unhinged sanctuary | 10/29/12 |
| lime twinkling uncleanness set | 10/29/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Walnut pontificating mental disorder kitty http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Walnut pontificating mental disorder kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Walnut pontificating mental disorder kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: big ticket booth knife lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: gold party of the first part What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: curious transparent orchestra pit boltzmann http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Ivory parlour pervert dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle gaping Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Ivory parlour pervert cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Henna fluffy meetinghouse dragon "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Dashing theatre It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Walnut pontificating mental disorder kitty Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Insanely creepy nibblets patrolman tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Sapphire Market Antidepressant Drug 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Dun Diverse Locus Dopamine awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: crimson sneaky criminal son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Lavender unhinged sanctuary these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: lime twinkling uncleanness set Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: sadistic tan haunted graveyard 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Avocado crusty forum You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Drab swashbuckling hairy legs keepsake machete lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: floppy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607) |