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Lmao big scandal at my law firm, partner just fired three summer associates
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:36 AM Author: Kimberly (male) He heard they were all at a strip club for lunch. Apparently they went to get lunch but drank and stayed there for 4 hours. He walked in personally and dragged them out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49941796) |
Date: June 16th, 2026 7:39 AM Author: dog poop Were they dinged for being Trumpmos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49941802) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:43 AM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) that's gay as shit. is this biglaw?
when i started at bakerhostetler, i hated it for the first two years or so. i'd walk around the corner to camelot at lunch and drink 4-5 sams adam and go back to the office buzzed and shut the door. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime I would go across the street to 7-Eleven and get Whiteclaw Surge 8% ABV 20 oz cans and drink them with my door closed. they were necessary to work on Defendant's Amended Responses and Objections to Plaintiffs' Fourth Set of Requests for Producton. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49941809) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: ...,....,,........ Counsel,
Please find the Plaintiff's 6.4 letter concerning Defendant's deficient responses to its Fourth Requests for Production of Documents.
Please produce the requested information in the next 10 days or else Defendant will be force to seek Judicial intervention along with sanctions.
v/r Faggot, Esq. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Fml, those are so much worse than white claw original.
Tried them for the first time at Riot Fest and felt like absolute immediately. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:51 AM Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile Aren’t you an alcoholic drug addicted sex addict though? Not sure you and the median BigLaw associate are equal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49941813) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface You forgot "high achieving" in that litany (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49941870) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) emphasis on the "high" haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942113) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) yea, particularly when i was still in biglaw. i spiraled totally out of control there. my alcoholism and coke addiction reached a peak while i was a biglaw partner, and i was also at the biglaw firm when i was locked up for DV and sent to the loony bin.
i got sober and was gone in just under a year. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) That's what happens when you fuck with spaceporn. Mess with the bull, get the horns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942069) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: ...,....,,........ How exactly did you go from
"Snorting Coke under control"
to
"Snorting coke out of control" |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) In the experience of someone who isn't me, it is a very fine line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942098) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) this is correct
i'd enjoyed doing coke since i was in law school and would do it when i could get it, but i never had a reliable dealer. i got one of those in 2018 and that coincided with me becoming a biglol partner and developing a god complex. i traveled all the time for work and drank constantly. was fucking whores and strange women, etc.
everything just kinda hit the wall. i was fine for a while, until i wasn't. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: ...,....,,........ Please discuss, in detail, the following:
- Fucking whores; - Developing a God complex |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) whores: when my wife was pregnant with our first kid, she had awful postpartum depression and we didn't have sex for like 9 months. i got so resentful that i said well fuck off i'm gonna bang whores. then i lateraled to biglaw and started traveling a lot, and i just started doing it as a matter of course. as my substance abuse got worse, our relationship worsened. i then was not only banging whores, but "dated" a stripper in LA and then took on a mistress. i ultimately left my wife for her and moved in with her and long story short, i beat her up and went to jail, then later destroyed our apt and got taken to the loony bin. i got sober at that point and within several months dumped the mistress and reconciled with my wife. in retrospect, being resentful and banging whores was the wrong way to deal with the issue but hindsight is 20/20, i guess.
god complex: i started out in shitlaw and somehow worked my way up to biglaw (albeit a v65 or so firm, so not really white shoe by any means), then got promoted to partner there. i was getting fucked up before work events and never got called out or caught (i showed up to union negotiations one morning in the middle of a coke bender and the union rep asked me, at the table in front of everyone, whether i needed medical attention). so i just started thinking i could do whatever i wanted with zero consequences. it was not good. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) DESCRIBE the pucker factor associated with being asked during negotiations and in a professional capacity whether you need medical attention. Did you double down and claim you have a diasability? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942151) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) LOL, so i assume you've seen me but i'm not sure how noticeable it is in pictures: i am pretty pale. i used to get teased a bit in school. so the day in question, i was basically white as a sheet (and clammy).
i instantly got indignant and said "how DARE you. i was the subject of bullying in school because of my complexion!" (not true, but i played it up big time). and the client rep i was with was coked up with me, and he started going off at the union rep. we basically turned it back on them.
i was definitely put back on my heels some, because the HR people we were at the bargaining table with were definitely NOT on drugs, but i played it off pretty well. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) 180, that's exactly the cr play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942225) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Guilty of Being White.mp3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942475) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad Please discuss, in detail, the following
-i beat her up (including cause of ass-kicking and summary of blows landed) -went to jail -destroyed our apt (including all destructive actions taken) -got taken to the loony bin
It also seems, if I understand this poast correctly, that the mistress tolerated you kicking her ass and destroying the apartment and she did NOT end the relationship? |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) I was truly off the reservation starting in september 2020. i saw the mistress once at the end of august (she flew up from FL to see me; i actually knew her in hs and she was a fetish object and someone everyone had a crush on because she was super pretty), then got caught talking to her on the phone bc i was drunk as shit and had eaten several ambien. i was in a total blackout state. i called her with my phone connected to a bluetooth speaker lol.
anyway, i moved out that fall into an apt nearby and my kids stayed with me a couple days a week. mistress moved in that november, right after the election.
her pussy was enormous. this is relevant bc i had a problem finishing with her, so she'd talk a bunch of filthy sex stuff to make me come. that basically progressed into her suggesting we get whores to come over and do threesomes, which we did a few times.
the beating incident was this: we were at my friend's house and she told me to tell everyone that we'd fucked a hooker. i did that, and my one friend from hs said "oh yeah, was he black? haha." i said "real funny, but i have actually fucked black chicks before." she went into a rage over this - she actually said "oh...i didn't know you fucked black girls. i slept with a few mexicans but never a black." kind of funny that she got bothered by that. this progressed into us fighting and me attacking her for lying to me about her body count and her being a whore, etc. she basically ignored me and refused to talk to me and went and got in the bed. i flew off the handle and popped her in the jaw a few times. she called the cops and i spent three days in county. i actually tried an arbitration via zoom with an ankle monitor on, while i was living in a hotel (i was banned from my apt).
that was in march 2021. in june, we'd progressed to possibly trying out swinging. we met a dood at a bar in bethesda, whose wife is a partner at baker mckenzie (i've poasted her website bio here before), but she wasn't with him. long story short, we left the bar and i started in on her being a whore for even considering any of this, etc. (which is funny bc i was pushing it - i wanted a girl with a functioning pussy so i figured swinging would get us there). this turned into me getting absolutely blackout drunkfor 3-4 days straight and then destroying everything in our apt. ilaunched a bar cart out the window onto colesville road, which is a fairly busy road in moco. glass all over the street and sidewalk. she called the cops and they carted me off to the nuthouse for the night.
my wife told me at that point that i needed to enter a program or the kids couldn't come over anymore. i did that and got sober. a few months after that i realized all this aggression was because i was still in love with my wife and i think my subconscious was driving me mad, and it manifested itself as abuse toward the poor mistress.
and yes she did not end things with me despite all that. if i hadn't dumped her to try to reconcile with my wife, i'd still be with her. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:00 PM Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile One line at a time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942164) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., are white people actually allowed in that place? I always figured no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49941895) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) it's pretty white imo. it's like three blocks from georgetown and was always viewed as one of the "classy" strip clubs in dc when i was growing up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942064) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) When I went to the patent law OCI at UIUC, I interviewed with two firms before lunch, then pounded four beers at lunch and interviewed at two more probably smelling like beer and with a slight slur. Guess which two firms gave me callbacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942063) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. lol at have a slur from 4 beers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942095) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I didn't really drink in law school. I was still a paramedic, afterall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942100) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen @ my kike lolfirm i use to go EVERY week to strip clubs with two associates, a birdshit and a chinaman, esp on like taco tuesdays or corona wednesdays we'd hit the nearby strip clubs we went almost every week it was a ritual and 180
this was before METOO now i assume they track ur work phone and auto ding u the second their AI software tell them u are within 2 feet of a PROHIBITED establishment
furk jews |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: ...,....,,........ DESCRIBE sessions in the VIP booths. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942096) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen once after a convention i got a VIP dance and it was like $150 and some birdshist bouncer wld drop by every 10 sec to maek sure i wasnt getting too rapey
the next day i felt regret wasting that money and i actually expensed it as part of the convention expenses and got reimbursed by the firm |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: watermelon felon ((zurich is stained)) this chick at club risque in philly sucked my dick in the VIP room and asked me for an extra tip after. i gave her like $12 and got her number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942371) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen (((JEW ALERT))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942374) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:35 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass turds are universally reviled at stripclubs because of all the fobby, rapey jeets that think it's an anything goes situation.
and waitresses hate them for being tightwads. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Are you kidding? They'd send a wizened female partner after a little brown boy like you. Your fish head strippers would pale in comparison to some real motherfucking cannons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942097) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: gay of hormuz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942272) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen shitlibs shld feel sympathy for turd guys but they dont cause our penis so small unlike nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874660&forum_id=2#49942346) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: wife doesn't have these cannons How have I never heard of this before? Is this common bort knowledge?
Tell us about some of your kooky adventures with your bros. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen we actually went to vegas many times, wld go to strip clubs and all that shit
its funny cause the birdshit was an east coast fratty type and the nowag was a typical cali nowag but we were stuck in that horrible work place so got along
i remmeber once we had a firmwide work event and there was a hapa azngirl hottie and she called me at like 2am, i think for a booty call but i had passed out
im fairly sure the birdshit guy ended up banging her instead, this dood also furked this hideous birdshit partner at the firm, he had a gf now wife still does i think |