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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
tell me
soul-stirring mexican masturbator
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
lol tyft
floppy site
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
heady ruddy library
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Aromatic church building
  12/28/13
fucking lol
cowardly telephone
  05/12/15
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bearded sanctuary cuck
  05/12/15
so underrated
Sickened shrine
  01/19/16
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Free-loading casino
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Maroon startling temple
  03/31/18
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  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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big-titted kitty cat native
  12/16/21
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cheese-eating snowy national
  02/16/23
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Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard
  12/11/24
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lime chad
  06/11/25
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Bateful hyperactive mother
  08/12/25
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bistre persian
  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Stubborn orchestra pit weed whacker
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Violet shitlib
  08/14/13
lmao
soul-stirring mexican masturbator
  05/12/15
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lemon forum
  12/11/24
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Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Stubborn orchestra pit weed whacker
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Sienna at-the-ready den love of her life
  08/14/13
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floppy site
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Insanely Creepy Blood Rage Heaven
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
rofl
soul-stirring mexican masturbator
  08/14/13
180
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
rofl
thriller faggotry pistol
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Grizzly hell
  08/14/13
lol
gold indirect expression pit
  08/14/13
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Talking Stain Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
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Free-loading casino
  03/10/14
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judgmental indigo center trump supporter
  03/24/21
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cheese-eating snowy national
  02/16/23
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Bateful hyperactive mother
  08/12/25
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Racy range kitty
  08/14/13
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floppy site
  08/14/13
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Racy range kitty
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Violet shitlib
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Racy range kitty
  08/14/13
best of thread
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
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Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
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Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
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floppy site
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
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floppy site
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
floppy site
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
kink-friendly chrome coffee pot
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Violet shitlib
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
magical institution
  08/14/13
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soul-stirring mexican masturbator
  08/14/13
180
Pearly rigor location
  08/14/13
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Irradiated Cocky Hissy Fit
  08/14/13
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Talking Stain Bawdyhouse
  08/15/13
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pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/17/13
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cowardly telephone
  01/19/16
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Maroon startling temple
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
magical institution
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
lol
contagious principal's office roast beef
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Racy range kitty
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
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Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Fuchsia provocative stock car
  08/14/13
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spruce frozen crackhouse
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Racy range kitty
  08/14/13
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bat shit crazy clown
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
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Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
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Aqua church degenerate
  09/11/13
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Aqua church degenerate
  02/16/23
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judgmental indigo center trump supporter
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Yapping Coral Stead
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Insanely Creepy Blood Rage Heaven
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Insanely Creepy Blood Rage Heaven
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Massive Wonderful Theater
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Trip Hairy Legs Indian Lodge
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Yapping Coral Stead
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
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poppy step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
vivacious drab whorehouse
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
floppy site
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
floppy site
  08/14/13
whatever
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
comical locale wrinkle
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Racy range kitty
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
lol
Pearly rigor location
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
180
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
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Fiercely-loyal patrolman voyeur
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Racy range kitty
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
greedy locus laser beams
  08/14/13
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greedy locus laser beams
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
lol tyft
floppy site
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
floppy site
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
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titillating partner
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Pearly rigor location
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
razzle-dazzle hospital psychic
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Irate Bull Headed Set Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
big-titted kitty cat native
  08/14/13
165
high-end doobsian immigrant cruise ship
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
lmao
floppy site
  08/14/13
...
poppy step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Boyish effete turdskin
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Odious narrow-minded party of the first part skinny woman
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  08/14/13
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greedy locus laser beams
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
Pics?
Appetizing spot
  08/14/13
link?
lemon forum
  08/17/13
...
soul-stirring mexican masturbator
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Hateful private investor
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
swollen senate
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Navy cumskin
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
sexy fragrant dilemma
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
sexy fragrant dilemma
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
sexy fragrant dilemma
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Glittery abode
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
charismatic mad-dog skullcap kitchen
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
sexy fragrant dilemma
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
carmine corner
  08/14/13
Underrated
high-end doobsian immigrant cruise ship
  08/15/13
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Free-loading casino
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
charismatic mad-dog skullcap kitchen
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
carmine corner
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Idiotic blue stag film
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
supple citrine meetinghouse
  08/14/13
lol
gold indirect expression pit
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
supple citrine meetinghouse
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
gold indirect expression pit
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
supple citrine meetinghouse
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
charismatic mad-dog skullcap kitchen
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
180 area
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Yapping Coral Stead
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Razzle naked business firm
  08/14/13
180
stirring brass chapel
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
gold indirect expression pit
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Talking Stain Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
gold indirect expression pit
  08/14/13
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Electric mad cow disease pisswyrm
  08/14/13
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marvelous gaming laptop useless brakes
  08/14/13
180
sexy fragrant dilemma
  08/14/13
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carmine corner
  08/15/13
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Navy cumskin
  08/17/13
...
hilarious silver garrison
  09/11/13
Lmao
Beady-eyed Deep Address Mental Disorder
  06/07/17
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Bateful hyperactive mother
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Copper House
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Electric mad cow disease pisswyrm
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
ungodly motley field
  08/14/13
lol
sexy fragrant dilemma
  08/14/13
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Flesh arousing therapy
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Slate Dashing Station Becky
  08/14/13
180
translucent idiot national security agency
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
canary stimulating nursing home
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Lascivious Reading Party Liquid Oxygen
  08/17/13
poignant
magenta startled public bath azn
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Nighttime boltzmann ceo
  08/17/13
...
Electric mad cow disease pisswyrm
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
hilarious silver garrison
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Aqua church degenerate
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Idiotic blue stag film
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Aromatic church building
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Vigorous submissive puppy university
  12/28/13
...
Big Sandwich Plaza
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
chestnut stage
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
light seedy french chef codepig
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
underhanded lettuce
  03/10/14
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cowardly telephone
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Fuchsia provocative stock car
  05/12/15
...
Diverse market
  01/19/16
...
Talking Stain Bawdyhouse
  10/25/17
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lemon forum
  11/29/15
...
lemon forum
  12/23/15
...
cowardly telephone
  01/05/16
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lemon forum
  03/13/16
I want pizza
azure lodge
  06/07/17
...
Diverse market
  09/22/17
...
pearl swashbuckling ticket booth
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Awkward confused office hominid
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
razzmatazz trailer park candlestick maker
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Awkward confused office hominid
  07/18/18
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judgmental indigo center trump supporter
  04/30/19
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lemon forum
  06/21/20
...
lemon forum
  06/23/20
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arrogant factory reset button
  07/11/20
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judgmental indigo center trump supporter
  12/16/21
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judgmental indigo center trump supporter
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring mexican masturbator

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: floppy site

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: heady ruddy library

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Aromatic church building

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: cowardly telephone

fucking lol

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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Sickened shrine

so underrated

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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating snowy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: lime chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bateful hyperactive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: bistre persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Stubborn orchestra pit weed whacker

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Violet shitlib

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring mexican masturbator

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: lemon forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Stubborn orchestra pit weed whacker

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Sienna at-the-ready den love of her life

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: floppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Blood Rage Heaven

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Glittery abode

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring mexican masturbator

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: thriller faggotry pistol

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Grizzly hell

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: gold indirect expression pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Talking Stain Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Free-loading casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: judgmental indigo center trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating snowy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bateful hyperactive mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Racy range kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: floppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Racy range kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Violet shitlib

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Racy range kitty

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Glittery abode

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Iridescent Laughsome Haunted Graveyard

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: floppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: floppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: floppy site

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Glittery abode

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: kink-friendly chrome coffee pot

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Violet shitlib

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: magical institution

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring mexican masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Pearly rigor location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Cocky Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Talking Stain Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cowardly telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Maroon startling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: magical institution

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: contagious principal's office roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Racy range kitty

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Glittery abode

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia provocative stock car

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: spruce frozen crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Racy range kitty

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Glittery abode

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Aqua church degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Aqua church degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: judgmental indigo center trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Glittery abode

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Glittery abode

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Yapping Coral Stead

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Glittery abode

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Blood Rage Heaven

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Glittery abode

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Blood Rage Heaven

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Glittery abode

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Massive Wonderful Theater

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Trip Hairy Legs Indian Lodge

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Glittery abode

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Yapping Coral Stead

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Glittery abode

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: poppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Glittery abode

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Glittery abode

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Glittery abode

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Glittery abode

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Glittery abode

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: vivacious drab whorehouse

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Glittery abode

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: floppy site

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Glittery abode

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: floppy site

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Glittery abode

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: comical locale wrinkle

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Racy range kitty

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Pearly rigor location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal patrolman voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Racy range kitty

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: greedy locus laser beams

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: greedy locus laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Glittery abode

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Glittery abode

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: floppy site

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: floppy site

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Glittery abode

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: titillating partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Pearly rigor location

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital psychic

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Irate Bull Headed Set Sneaky Criminal

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Glittery abode

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Glittery abode

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: big-titted kitty cat native

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: high-end doobsian immigrant cruise ship

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: floppy site

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: poppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Boyish effete turdskin

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Glittery abode

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Odious narrow-minded party of the first part skinny woman

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: greedy locus laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Glittery abode

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Appetizing spot

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: lemon forum

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring mexican masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Hateful private investor

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: swollen senate

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Navy cumskin

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Glittery abode

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: sexy fragrant dilemma

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Glittery abode

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: sexy fragrant dilemma

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Glittery abode

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: sexy fragrant dilemma

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery abode

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: charismatic mad-dog skullcap kitchen

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: sexy fragrant dilemma

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: carmine corner

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: high-end doobsian immigrant cruise ship

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Free-loading casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: charismatic mad-dog skullcap kitchen

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: carmine corner

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Idiotic blue stag film

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Burgundy slap-happy dopamine twinkling uncleanness

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: supple citrine meetinghouse

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: gold indirect expression pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: supple citrine meetinghouse

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: gold indirect expression pit

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: supple citrine meetinghouse

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: charismatic mad-dog skullcap kitchen

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: 180 area

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Yapping Coral Stead

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle naked business firm

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: stirring brass chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: gold indirect expression pit

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Talking Stain Bawdyhouse

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: gold indirect expression pit

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Electric mad cow disease pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: marvelous gaming laptop useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: sexy fragrant dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: carmine corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Navy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: hilarious silver garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Deep Address Mental Disorder

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bateful hyperactive mother



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Copper House

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Electric mad cow disease pisswyrm

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: ungodly motley field

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: sexy fragrant dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Flesh arousing therapy



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Slate Dashing Station Becky

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: translucent idiot national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: canary stimulating nursing home

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Lascivious Reading Party Liquid Oxygen

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: magenta startled public bath azn

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Nighttime boltzmann ceo

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Electric mad cow disease pisswyrm



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: hilarious silver garrison

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Aqua church degenerate

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Idiotic blue stag film

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Aromatic church building

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Vigorous submissive puppy university

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Big Sandwich Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: chestnut stage

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: light seedy french chef codepig

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: underhanded lettuce

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cowardly telephone



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia provocative stock car

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Diverse market



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Talking Stain Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: lemon forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: lemon forum



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: cowardly telephone



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: lemon forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: azure lodge

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Diverse market



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: pearl swashbuckling ticket booth



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Awkward confused office hominid

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz trailer park candlestick maker

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Awkward confused office hominid

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: judgmental indigo center trump supporter



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: lemon forum



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: lemon forum



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: arrogant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: judgmental indigo center trump supporter



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: judgmental indigo center trump supporter



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