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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
tell me
Ruby Deranged Chapel
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
angry native
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
lavender beady-eyed regret school
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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Erotic Temple International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/12/15
so underrated
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Drunken state
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Dark Stage
  08/14/13
lmao
Ruby Deranged Chapel
  05/12/15
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exhilarant beta karate
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outnumbered charismatic doctorate menage
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Drunken state
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
aphrodisiac resort
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Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
excitant gold den trust fund
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
rofl
Ruby Deranged Chapel
  08/14/13
180
exciting crackhouse
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
lol
obsidian base
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Poppy gas station
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Light clown
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Contagious garnet puppy quadroon
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Bateful Opaque Giraffe Whorehouse
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Orange razzle tattoo
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Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
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Orange razzle tattoo
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Dark Stage
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Orange razzle tattoo
  08/14/13
best of thread
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
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plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
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outnumbered charismatic doctorate menage
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
outnumbered charismatic doctorate menage
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
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Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
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Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
soggy adventurous personal credit line
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Dark Stage
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Puce goal in life address
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Ruby Deranged Chapel
  08/14/13
180
Ultramarine locus
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Poppy gas station
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stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/17/13
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aggressive henna coffee pot
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Narrow-minded fiercely-loyal range toilet seat
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Puce goal in life address
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
lol
chrome sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Orange razzle tattoo
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Histrionic preventive strike
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plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
thriller splenetic tank
  08/14/13
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Domesticated brethren
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Orange razzle tattoo
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Chartreuse Sinister Dingle Berry House
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
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plum vivacious hunting ground
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Razzle-dazzle university travel guidebook
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Contagious garnet puppy quadroon
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
smoky 180 lodge boistinker
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
excitant gold den trust fund
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
excitant gold den trust fund
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Histrionic preventive strike
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
exciting crackhouse
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
maroon dilemma
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
avocado mind-boggling stag film nibblets
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
smoky 180 lodge boistinker
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Histrionic preventive strike
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azure spectacular old irish cottage
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Histrionic preventive strike
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
lascivious water buffalo newt
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
whatever
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
sepia motley son of senegal
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Orange razzle tattoo
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
lol
Ultramarine locus
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
180
exciting crackhouse
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hairraiser black legal warrant stead
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Orange razzle tattoo
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
concupiscible locale telephone
  08/14/13
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concupiscible locale telephone
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
exciting crackhouse
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
exciting crackhouse
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Histrionic preventive strike
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free-loading olive boiling water public bath
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Ultramarine locus
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Disturbing associate rigpig
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
primrose antidepressant drug ratface
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
exciting crackhouse
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
exciting crackhouse
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
exciting crackhouse
  08/14/13
165
Irradiated Station
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
lmao
Cracking faggot firefighter legend
  08/14/13
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azure spectacular old irish cottage
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Balding Jet Jap
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Geriatric Forum Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
stimulating library philosopher-king
  08/14/13
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concupiscible locale telephone
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
Pics?
burgundy party of the first part cruise ship
  08/14/13
link?
exhilarant beta karate
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Ruby Deranged Chapel
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
self-absorbed slate indian lodge laser beams
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Dun hell
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
emerald haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
blue hot lettuce
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
blue hot lettuce
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
blue hot lettuce
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Histrionic preventive strike
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
rebellious abode potus
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
blue hot lettuce
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Pearly corn cake
  08/14/13
Underrated
Irradiated Station
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Light clown
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
rebellious abode potus
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Pearly corn cake
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Wine meetinghouse
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
plum vivacious hunting ground
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Navy provocative property
  08/14/13
lol
obsidian base
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Navy provocative property
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
obsidian base
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Navy provocative property
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
rebellious abode potus
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Cyan senate really tough guy
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
smoky 180 lodge boistinker
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Brilliant volcanic crater
  08/14/13
180
federal orchestra pit people who are hurt
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
obsidian base
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Poppy gas station
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
obsidian base
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Heady Transparent Lay Mood
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pungent home goyim
  08/14/13
180
blue hot lettuce
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Pearly corn cake
  08/15/13
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emerald haunted graveyard
  08/17/13
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Floppy amethyst halford
  09/11/13
Lmao
lemon plaza
  06/07/17
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cream church mediation
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Stirring turquoise sanctuary therapy
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Heady Transparent Lay Mood
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
hilarious peach digit ratio
  08/14/13
lol
blue hot lettuce
  08/14/13
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Translucent infuriating hospital pisswyrm
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
zippy slippery institution crotch
  08/14/13
180
Galvanic sooty ticket booth genital piercing
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
harsh alpha piazza
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
supple house-broken dysfunction weed whacker
  08/17/13
poignant
passionate bistre area
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
honey-headed aromatic spot dog poop
  08/17/13
...
Heady Transparent Lay Mood
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Floppy amethyst halford
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Razzle-dazzle university travel guidebook
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Wine meetinghouse
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
lavender beady-eyed regret school
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
vibrant yellow church building partner
  12/28/13
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Arousing market headpube
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
unhinged dead stage
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
internet-worthy liquid oxygen
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Self-centered Theater Gay Wizard
  03/10/14
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aggressive henna coffee pot
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
thriller splenetic tank
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mildly autistic aqua trailer park
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Poppy gas station
  10/25/17
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exhilarant beta karate
  11/29/15
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exhilarant beta karate
  12/23/15
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aggressive henna coffee pot
  01/05/16
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exhilarant beta karate
  03/13/16
I want pizza
filthy indirect expression
  06/07/17
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mildly autistic aqua trailer park
  09/22/17
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stimulating library philosopher-king
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
High-end ocher useless brakes principal's office
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
at-the-ready sickened queen of the night mexican
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
High-end ocher useless brakes principal's office
  07/18/18
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Contagious garnet puppy quadroon
  04/30/19
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exhilarant beta karate
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exhilarant beta karate
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razzmatazz flirting garrison
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Contagious garnet puppy quadroon
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Ruby Deranged Chapel

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: angry native

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: lavender beady-eyed regret school

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: aggressive henna coffee pot

fucking lol

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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Fragrant Pocket Flask Jewess

so underrated

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered charismatic doctorate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: haunting step-uncle's house round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: cream church mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Coiffed kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Drunken state

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Dark Stage

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Ruby Deranged Chapel

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: exhilarant beta karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered charismatic doctorate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Drunken state

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac resort

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: excitant gold den trust fund

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Ruby Deranged Chapel

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: violent flesh milk

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: alcoholic talented heaven

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: obsidian base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Poppy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Light clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Contagious garnet puppy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Bateful Opaque Giraffe Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: cream church mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Orange razzle tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Orange razzle tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Dark Stage

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Orange razzle tattoo

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered charismatic doctorate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: outnumbered charismatic doctorate menage

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: soggy adventurous personal credit line

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Dark Stage

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Puce goal in life address

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Ruby Deranged Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: umber hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Poppy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: aggressive henna coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded fiercely-loyal range toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Puce goal in life address

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: chrome sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Orange razzle tattoo

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: thriller splenetic tank

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Domesticated brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Orange razzle tattoo

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Sinister Dingle Berry House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Contagious garnet puppy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: smoky 180 lodge boistinker

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: excitant gold den trust fund

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: excitant gold den trust fund

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: maroon dilemma

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: avocado mind-boggling stag film nibblets

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: smoky 180 lodge boistinker

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: azure spectacular old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: lascivious water buffalo newt

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: sepia motley son of senegal

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Orange razzle tattoo

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: hairraiser black legal warrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Orange razzle tattoo

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: concupiscible locale telephone

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: concupiscible locale telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: free-loading olive boiling water public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine locus

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Disturbing associate rigpig

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: primrose antidepressant drug ratface

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Irradiated Station

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Cracking faggot firefighter legend

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: azure spectacular old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Balding Jet Jap

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Geriatric Forum Gaming Laptop

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: concupiscible locale telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: burgundy party of the first part cruise ship

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: exhilarant beta karate

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Ruby Deranged Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: self-absorbed slate indian lodge laser beams

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Dun hell

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: blue hot lettuce

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: blue hot lettuce

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: blue hot lettuce

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Histrionic preventive strike

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: rebellious abode potus

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: blue hot lettuce

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Pearly corn cake

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Irradiated Station

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Light clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: rebellious abode potus

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Pearly corn cake

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Wine meetinghouse

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: plum vivacious hunting ground

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Navy provocative property

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: obsidian base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Navy provocative property

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: obsidian base

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Navy provocative property

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: rebellious abode potus

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Cyan senate really tough guy

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: smoky 180 lodge boistinker

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Brilliant volcanic crater

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: federal orchestra pit people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: obsidian base

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Poppy gas station

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: obsidian base

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Heady Transparent Lay Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: pungent home goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: blue hot lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Pearly corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: emerald haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Floppy amethyst halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: lemon plaza

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: cream church mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Stirring turquoise sanctuary therapy

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Heady Transparent Lay Mood

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: hilarious peach digit ratio

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: blue hot lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Translucent infuriating hospital pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: zippy slippery institution crotch

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Galvanic sooty ticket booth genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: harsh alpha piazza

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: supple house-broken dysfunction weed whacker

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: passionate bistre area

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: honey-headed aromatic spot dog poop

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Heady Transparent Lay Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Floppy amethyst halford

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle university travel guidebook

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Wine meetinghouse

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: lavender beady-eyed regret school

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: vibrant yellow church building partner

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Arousing market headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: unhinged dead stage

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy liquid oxygen

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Self-centered Theater Gay Wizard

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: aggressive henna coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: thriller splenetic tank

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic aqua trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Poppy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: exhilarant beta karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: exhilarant beta karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: aggressive henna coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: exhilarant beta karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: filthy indirect expression

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic aqua trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: stimulating library philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: High-end ocher useless brakes principal's office

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: at-the-ready sickened queen of the night mexican

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: High-end ocher useless brakes principal's office

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Contagious garnet puppy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: exhilarant beta karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: exhilarant beta karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz flirting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Contagious garnet puppy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Contagious garnet puppy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)