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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
tell me
Ocher balding theater stage faggotry
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
dashing circlehead
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
azure ticket booth keepsake machete
  12/28/13
fucking lol
lascivious marketing idea
  05/12/15
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  05/12/15
so underrated
High-end sick police squad scourge upon the earth
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Marvelous insanely creepy market cuckold
  06/07/17
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maize boistinker
  03/31/18
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  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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  12/11/24
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  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
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Opaque Cerebral Hunting Ground
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
effete school cafeteria old irish cottage
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
curious pontificating halford dilemma
  08/14/13
lmao
Ocher balding theater stage faggotry
  05/12/15
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Brilliant fragrant jew
  12/11/24
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Disgusting friendly grandma
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
effete school cafeteria old irish cottage
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Avocado thirsty location
  08/14/13
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Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
mauve free-loading affirmative action
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
rofl
Ocher balding theater stage faggotry
  08/14/13
180
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
rofl
laughsome ratface mexican
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Rough-skinned Set
  08/14/13
lol
Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus
  08/14/13
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sinister indirect expression
  08/14/13
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Marvelous insanely creepy market cuckold
  03/10/14
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  03/24/21
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House-broken emerald parlour
  02/16/23
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twinkling institution yarmulke
  08/12/25
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bateful goyim
  08/14/13
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Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
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bateful goyim
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
curious pontificating halford dilemma
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
bateful goyim
  08/14/13
best of thread
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
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Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
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Disgusting friendly grandma
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Disgusting friendly grandma
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
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Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
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Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
bistre talking plaza
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
curious pontificating halford dilemma
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Unholy Internal Respiration Space
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Ocher balding theater stage faggotry
  08/14/13
180
Flesh Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
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gaped doctorate
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sinister indirect expression
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Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/17/13
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lascivious marketing idea
  01/19/16
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maize boistinker
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Unholy Internal Respiration Space
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
lol
Hyperactive chapel genital piercing
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
bateful goyim
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
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Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Ebony rehab coffee pot
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White step-uncle's house
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
bateful goyim
  08/14/13
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Vivacious Sexy Hell
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
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adventurous lemon business firm brethren
  09/11/13
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
shivering house gay wizard
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
mauve free-loading affirmative action
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
mauve free-loading affirmative action
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
shivering house gay wizard
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
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Provocative public bath death wish
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
whatever
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Magical Up-to-no-good Menage Idiot
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
bateful goyim
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
lol
Flesh Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
180
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
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racy sapphire stage
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
bateful goyim
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
heady misunderstood stock car
  08/14/13
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heady misunderstood stock car
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
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big demanding round eye
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Flesh Coldplay Fan
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Khaki nursing home
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Contagious beta indian lodge
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
obsidian tanning salon background story
  08/14/13
165
Talented Jap
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
lmao
Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point
  08/14/13
...
Provocative public bath death wish
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
stimulating duck-like shrine fat ankles
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
rusted mentally impaired toilet seat
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  08/14/13
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heady misunderstood stock car
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
Pics?
Lilac volcanic crater kitty cat
  08/14/13
link?
Brilliant fragrant jew
  08/17/13
...
Ocher balding theater stage faggotry
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
light glittery toaster
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
geriatric clown office
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Spruce crotch piazza
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
henna exciting idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
henna exciting idea he suggested
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
henna exciting idea he suggested
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
well-lubricated roommate
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Histrionic depressive
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
henna exciting idea he suggested
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
Underrated
Talented Jap
  08/15/13
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Marvelous insanely creepy market cuckold
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Histrionic depressive
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
gold cuckoldry resort
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
motley carmine legal warrant
  08/14/13
lol
Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
motley carmine legal warrant
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
motley carmine legal warrant
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Histrionic depressive
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
mind-boggling lime liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
shivering house gay wizard
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
titillating orchestra pit selfie
  08/14/13
180
brass nudist prole
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
sinister indirect expression
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus
  08/14/13
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Spectacular Turquoise Codepig Garrison
  08/14/13
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Translucent Spot
  08/14/13
180
henna exciting idea he suggested
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal
  08/15/13
...
Spruce crotch piazza
  08/17/13
...
aphrodisiac ruby school sound barrier
  09/11/13
Lmao
awkward becky
  06/07/17
...
twinkling institution yarmulke
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
peach telephone base
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Spectacular Turquoise Codepig Garrison
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
cobalt forum
  08/14/13
lol
henna exciting idea he suggested
  08/14/13
...
180 nofapping theatre rigor
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
lake cocky sex offender partner
  08/14/13
180
maroon blathering address mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
rose laser beams
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Bearded church windowlicker
  08/17/13
poignant
silver disrespectful corner
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Chrome hall
  08/17/13
...
Spectacular Turquoise Codepig Garrison
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
aphrodisiac ruby school sound barrier
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
adventurous lemon business firm brethren
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
gold cuckoldry resort
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
azure ticket booth keepsake machete
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
kink-friendly arrogant national security agency
  12/28/13
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Onyx Kitchen
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
odious knife
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
multi-colored vengeful hospital factory reset button
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
glassy wrinkle home
  03/10/14
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lascivious marketing idea
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Ebony rehab coffee pot
  05/12/15
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Adulterous Multi-billionaire
  01/19/16
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sinister indirect expression
  10/25/17
...
Brilliant fragrant jew
  11/29/15
...
Brilliant fragrant jew
  12/23/15
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lascivious marketing idea
  01/05/16
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Brilliant fragrant jew
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Aquamarine Aromatic Deer Antler
  06/07/17
...
Adulterous Multi-billionaire
  09/22/17
...
Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Unhinged wonderful range
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Olive therapy lodge
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Unhinged wonderful range
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arousing cordovan stage
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Brilliant fragrant jew
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Brilliant fragrant jew
  06/23/20
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irradiated casino
  07/11/20
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arousing cordovan stage
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Ocher balding theater stage faggotry

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: dashing circlehead

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: azure ticket booth keepsake machete

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: lascivious marketing idea

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Vibrant bright famous landscape painting



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: High-end sick police squad scourge upon the earth

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Marvelous insanely creepy market cuckold



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: maize boistinker



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: boyish community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Judgmental area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: House-broken emerald parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disgusting friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Opaque Cerebral Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: twinkling institution yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: startled diverse box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Opaque Cerebral Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: effete school cafeteria old irish cottage

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: curious pontificating halford dilemma

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Ocher balding theater stage faggotry

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disgusting friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: effete school cafeteria old irish cottage

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Avocado thirsty location

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: mauve free-loading affirmative action

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Ocher balding theater stage faggotry

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: laughsome ratface mexican

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Set

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: sinister indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Marvelous insanely creepy market cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: arousing cordovan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: House-broken emerald parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: twinkling institution yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: bateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: bateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: curious pontificating halford dilemma

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: bateful goyim

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disgusting friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Disgusting friendly grandma

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bistre talking plaza

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: curious pontificating halford dilemma

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Unholy Internal Respiration Space

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Ocher balding theater stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Flesh Coldplay Fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: gaped doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: sinister indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: lascivious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: maize boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Unholy Internal Respiration Space

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Hyperactive chapel genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: bateful goyim

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Ebony rehab coffee pot

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: White step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: bateful goyim

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Sexy Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: adventurous lemon business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: adventurous lemon business firm brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: arousing cordovan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: shivering house gay wizard

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: mauve free-loading affirmative action

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: mauve free-loading affirmative action

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: trip mahogany principal's office generalized bond

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: slap-happy mewling bbw

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: shivering house gay wizard

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative public bath death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Thriller Whorehouse Messiness

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Magical Up-to-no-good Menage Idiot

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: bateful goyim

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Flesh Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: racy sapphire stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: bateful goyim

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: heady misunderstood stock car

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: heady misunderstood stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: big demanding round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Flesh Coldplay Fan

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Khaki nursing home

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Contagious beta indian lodge

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: obsidian tanning salon background story

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Talented Jap

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Amber fear-inspiring degenerate point

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Provocative public bath death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: stimulating duck-like shrine fat ankles

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: rusted mentally impaired toilet seat

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: heady misunderstood stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Lilac volcanic crater kitty cat

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Brilliant fragrant jew

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Ocher balding theater stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: light glittery toaster

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: geriatric clown office

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Spruce crotch piazza

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: henna exciting idea he suggested

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: henna exciting idea he suggested

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: henna exciting idea he suggested

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: well-lubricated roommate

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Histrionic depressive

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: henna exciting idea he suggested

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Talented Jap

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Marvelous insanely creepy market cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Histrionic depressive

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: gold cuckoldry resort

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse philosopher-king

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: motley carmine legal warrant

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: motley carmine legal warrant

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: motley carmine legal warrant

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Histrionic depressive

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling lime liquid oxygen

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: shivering house gay wizard

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: titillating orchestra pit selfie

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: brass nudist prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: sinister indirect expression

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious crackhouse potus

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Turquoise Codepig Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Translucent Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: henna exciting idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Spruce crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruby school sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: awkward becky

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: twinkling institution yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: peach telephone base

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Turquoise Codepig Garrison

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: cobalt forum

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: henna exciting idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: 180 nofapping theatre rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: lake cocky sex offender partner

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: maroon blathering address mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: rose laser beams

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Bearded church windowlicker

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: silver disrespectful corner

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Chrome hall

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Turquoise Codepig Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ruby school sound barrier

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: adventurous lemon business firm brethren

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: gold cuckoldry resort

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: azure ticket booth keepsake machete

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly arrogant national security agency

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Onyx Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: odious knife

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: multi-colored vengeful hospital factory reset button

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: glassy wrinkle home

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: lascivious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Ebony rehab coffee pot

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: sinister indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: lascivious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Brilliant fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine Aromatic Deer Antler

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Buff Razzle Kitty Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Unhinged wonderful range

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Olive therapy lodge

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Unhinged wonderful range

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: arousing cordovan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: irradiated casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: arousing cordovan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: arousing cordovan stage



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