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Bat Shit Crazy Affirmative Action
  06/09/26
terrible day for black people and the affluent white shitlib...
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
Bro you never watched my CA9 argument this morning? It's ar...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
context?
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?si=mwMF8aczoKeKWYP3 We're su...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
Did they make any decent offers?
fragrant burgundy coffee pot
  06/09/26
strong post/moniker synergy
Lascivious Walnut Ceo
  06/09/26
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Doobsian crackhouse
  06/09/26
Not yet; they had persuaded our kindly judge that $400M/year...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
Weird!
Razzmatazz Becky
  06/09/26
wow, finally you do sth worthwhile
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
BTW Perplexity AI does this too. found out i been subscribed...
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
What’s the monthly charge, and are you in CA?
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
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Bistre Vivacious Market Famous Landscape Painting
  06/09/26
$20/mo. The company is based in SF, so is that enough?
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
Yeah, that should do it. I don’t know this outfit, but...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
whats your email? they never even sent me an email when i so...
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
Perfect. Failure to send a confirming email with directions ...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
sent
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
Replied with a question
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
i don't see the question, just saw your response that you're...
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
Right on. You answered my question with your “Also&rdq...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
subscribed
flesh organic girlfriend
  06/09/26
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Demanding Arousing Hospital
  06/09/26
Just walked through the Perplexity sign-up process, and thes...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/10/26
180000000 you're still a fucking retard for your AI takes...
Glittery frum french chef azn
  06/10/26
18000000 fuck them in their ass. also sue them.
flesh organic girlfriend
  06/10/26
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Judgmental stead
  06/10/26
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artificial intelligence
  06/11/26
AI MFE EPAH has never heard of Perplexity?????? lmfao
Glittery frum french chef azn
  06/09/26
EPAH and I are gonna take down the whole AI racket. Goy Supe...
cerebral mood rehab
  06/09/26
? All I know about “AI” is that it’s all a...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
idk what you're trying to say
Glittery frum french chef azn
  06/09/26
lmao good work
at-the-ready toilet seat
  06/09/26
Nice job. You probably saw how well it was going with the la...
Naked dashing goyim
  06/09/26
Rofl nice save when she asked you what analysis COA should a...
Naked dashing goyim
  06/09/26
Irritating part is that the en banc case came out five days ...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
Is the issue basically, does it count for purposeful availme...
Naked dashing goyim
  06/09/26
Basically. The real problem is that some dummies on CA9 15 y...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
the shortmo is kind of right about these internet cases real...
Naked dashing goyim
  06/09/26
He’s not right at all; his argument is idiotic. It&rsq...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
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Judgmental stead
  06/09/26
Would you agree that most lolyers arent very good at it?
poppy laser beams home
  06/09/26
I’d say the distribution is about the same as people w...
Abnormal principal's office
  06/09/26
And a good percent of lawyers are too scared to even pick up...
Green Exhilarant Box Office
  06/10/26
can you sue frontier airlines too on their all you can fly s...
silver filthy parlor international law enforcement agency
  06/10/26
sounds like a pretty good day for EPAH
Beady-eyed brethren pistol
  06/09/26


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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925889)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

terrible day for black people and the affluent white shitlibs who enable them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925895)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Bro you never watched my CA9 argument this morning? It's around $1B exposure for the defensemos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925904)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

context?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925913)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?si=mwMF8aczoKeKWYP3

We're suing OnlyFans for automatically-renewing subscriptions, going back to 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925918)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: fragrant burgundy coffee pot

Did they make any decent offers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925927)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Walnut Ceo

strong post/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925929)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Doobsian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925932)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Not yet; they had persuaded our kindly judge that $400M/year in financial transactions isn’t “minimum contacts.”

Kinda fine, since it just adds two more year$ of tran$action$ to the claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926037)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Becky

Weird!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926601)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

wow, finally you do sth worthwhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925961)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

BTW Perplexity AI does this too. found out i been subscribed post free trial for over a year even tho i havent logged in since i initially tried it. pls sue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49925963)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

What’s the monthly charge, and are you in CA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926030)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Bistre Vivacious Market Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926063)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

$20/mo. The company is based in SF, so is that enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926074)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Yeah, that should do it. I don’t know this outfit, but I assume they have plenty VC funding? Could you do me a solid and go through the registration process again and take screenshots at each page? Then Email Me Brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926097)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

whats your email? they never even sent me an email when i somehow subscribed. the only time they emailed was months latter suggesting i upgrade to the higher priced plan and then when i canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926149)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Perfect. Failure to send a confirming email with directions how to cancel is a violation on its own. xoxolawyer at gmail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926179)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926217)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Replied with a question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926258)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

i don't see the question, just saw your response that you're reviewing it.

i only recently realized i was subscribed when i was reviewing my CC statement for another AI charge and was like when/how the fuck did i subscribe to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926339)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Right on. You answered my question with your “Also” email.

This is gonna be great content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926351)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: flesh organic girlfriend

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926572)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Demanding Arousing Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926584)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Just walked through the Perplexity sign-up process, and these guys are fucked. If any other posters in other states that have an ARL have been victimized by these deceitful practices, pls email me brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49927032)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Glittery frum french chef azn

180000000

you're still a fucking retard for your AI takes

but 180 on the lawyering front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49927072)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: flesh organic girlfriend

18000000 fuck them in their ass. also sue them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49927300)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Judgmental stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49927325)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49930601)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Glittery frum french chef azn

AI MFE EPAH has never heard of Perplexity?????? lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926336)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: cerebral mood rehab

EPAH and I are gonna take down the whole AI racket. Goy Superstar is gonna be very upset, i think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926341)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

? All I know about “AI” is that it’s all a fucking fraud, and that if users had to pay the true token cost of their AI GFs, they’d console themselves with IRL sewer skunks instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926348)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Glittery frum french chef azn

idk what you're trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926551)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready toilet seat

lmao good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926032)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Naked dashing goyim

Nice job. You probably saw how well it was going with the lady judge's first comment "did you see this case that helps you too! ❤️"

I like your style of just being like "well I submitted a brief so I basically rest on the papers any qs for me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926075)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Naked dashing goyim

Rofl nice save when she asked you what analysis COA should apply to reach the issue in the first instance: "Whatever u want IDRC".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926081)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Irritating part is that the en banc case came out five days after our opening brief, so we immediately filed a motion for remand that they punted on. I’ll be pissed if they made us wait 18 months just to send it back to the dc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926113)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Naked dashing goyim

Is the issue basically, does it count for purposeful availment for SJ if a defendant purposely directs its actions towards Ps, and those Ps happen to be in California, which is what I'm guessing you are arguing? And Defbro is saying, 'No the intention of Defbro must be to direct the action to California, and its not enough that it directs its actions towards people who so happen to be in California?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926100)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

Basically. The real problem is that some dummies on CA9 15 years ago created this insane distinction between tort and contract claims to determine whether the defbro has minimum contacts with CA.

I feel bad for the shortmo on the other side, bc in light of the intervening en banc case he was basically on a suicide mission going in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926126)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Naked dashing goyim

the shortmo is kind of right about these internet cases really just looking for a low grade general jurisdiction by taking a small action and multiplying it by all the users but every "tech" company with a "webpage" should be subject to jurisdiction in all 50 states and beyond anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926164)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

He’s not right at all; his argument is idiotic. It’s like saying “but the plaintiff only bought ONE Ford Pinto with an exploding gas tank over the course of TEN years!”

Obv he knows this. His main tactical problem is that he doesn’t seem to have listened when Judge Nguyen said Briskin changes everything, so he just stuck to his script of saying Briskin changes nothing. A very high percentage of these biglolyers are purely drones who can’t adjust to anything on the fly. They just pull the string and spout their stupid pre-planned arguments regardless of what’s happening around them. You see this at trial ALL THE TIME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926192)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Judgmental stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926338)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: poppy laser beams home

Would you agree that most lolyers arent very good at it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926515)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

I’d say the distribution is about the same as people who regularly play basketball or tennis or bowling. Most are serviceable, but there’s a huge gulf between them and “good” lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926571)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Green Exhilarant Box Office

And a good percent of lawyers are too scared to even pick up a ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49927046)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: silver filthy parlor international law enforcement agency

can you sue frontier airlines too on their all you can fly slop pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49927037)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brethren pistol

sounds like a pretty good day for EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2#49926567)