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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Emerald range community account
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Bisexual milk
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Bisexual milk
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Laughsome pearl box office mad-dog skullcap
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Bisexual milk
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Laughsome pearl box office mad-dog skullcap
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Bisexual milk
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Emerald range community account
  01/05/26
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Emerald range community account
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Bisexual milk
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Emerald range community account
  01/06/26
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Exhilarant Henna Therapy Halford
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Bisexual milk
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Big deranged principal's office
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Drab excitant depressive
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Cowardly Crackhouse Water Buffalo
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Bisexual milk
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Hairraiser point gaming laptop
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Bisexual milk
  01/06/26
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glittery bawdyhouse
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Cowardly Crackhouse Water Buffalo
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Bisexual milk
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Hairraiser point gaming laptop
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Bisexual milk
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Hairraiser point gaming laptop
  01/06/26
Lmao
Emerald range community account
  01/06/26
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Olive Headpube Space
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
arousing very tactful yarmulke
  01/06/26
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Laughsome pearl box office mad-dog skullcap
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Emerald range community account

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Laughsome pearl box office mad-dog skullcap

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Laughsome pearl box office mad-dog skullcap

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Emerald range community account

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Emerald range community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Emerald range community account

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Henna Therapy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Big deranged principal's office

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Drab excitant depressive

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Cowardly Crackhouse Water Buffalo

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser point gaming laptop

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Cowardly Crackhouse Water Buffalo

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser point gaming laptop

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bisexual milk

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser point gaming laptop

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Emerald range community account

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Olive Headpube Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: arousing very tactful yarmulke

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Laughsome pearl box office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)