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It’s getting harder and harder to get up out of bed each morning
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Date: January 17th, 2026 7:38 AM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Getting up out of bed is a real challenge. I basically have to roll over on my belly because I can’t just get up from lying on my back. Getting down on and off the toilet bowl is also a challenge—I can hear my knees groan like the rusted old hinge on the back gate that hasn’t been oiled in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596032) |
Date: January 17th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (π§) Poop your pants like a man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596034) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good) oh look! OP is a morbidly obese, spiritually bankrupt, shitlib faggot! nothing is his own fault! oh, woe is him! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596035) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:14 AM Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky) It's like a clickbait YouTube thumbnail: "Living in my bed until I summit Teewinot" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596113) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi Time to have your wife install some grab bars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596114) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) From the looks of it she is doing a fine job of installing a couple of those herself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596138) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:51 AM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi What do you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596150) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:12 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Guessing he means "love handles" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596174) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: cucumbers Get on Ozempic and Vyvanse so you can lose weight instead of dumping your emotions onto a dead web 1.0 law school forum full of mentally ill lawyers, many of which are sociopathic and do not wish you the best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596144) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (π§) It's all flame, man. His actual illness is merely the compulsive need for attention on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596155) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) That is not true at all, I am genuinely concerned about my health. I am also concerned about taking vyvanse. I don't think that that stuff is good for you. The weight loss drugs, I mean, you can just not eat and get the same effect right? Why do you need a drug to help you with that? This is a serious question because I think if I go on the vyvanse, well I'll get all cracked out like people do on those things. Can lead to psychosis. On the wegovy or whatever, I think it'd just be a waste because it's not like my problem is eating too much and being healthy. My problem is compulsively eating, even when I'm not hungry, to deal with the stress. How is some drug going to change that fact? I don't eat for fun. I don't eat to feel satiated. I eat to hurt myself. I'd still do that with or without a weight loss jab. |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: cucumbers These are questions for a doctor and perhaps a therapist and not a group of mentally ill lawyers, many of which are sociopathic, as I just mentioned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596168) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:11 AM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi We have Juris Doctors now if you’ll sit your little code monkey ass down and let me address the fat man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596171) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: cucumbers The fat man does not listen to us; he merely dumps his emotions here and rejects any constructive suggestions from the few well-meaning Juris Doctors here. This is something that needs to be handled by medical professionals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596176) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface You threatened to kick your fucking son in the face. You already have psychosis you stupid bitch. You have nothing left to lose. Nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596180) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:18 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I've been on DAT ZEPBOUND TIP for a bit now. It's worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596187) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Remember when you and disco were supposed to have a weight loss competition? Yet another aspect of life in which he failed to even leave the starting gate--or roll out of bed, as it were (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596190) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I won that weight loss contest. I dropped 50 pounds first. CSLG gave me $1,000, which I used to put money into my kids' 529 plans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596211) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Oh? Then explain the present skinny(ier) TSINAH and engorging puffball disco fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596215) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I posted a pic below. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596219) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (π§) It's all flame. Nobody who actually weighs 350lbs in his early 40s with 4 kids would bat an eye at going on a weight loss drug. He's been typing the same stuff for years at this point, anybody who is actually in his scenario would be scared shitless of dropping dead from a heart attack and have started the drugs years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596193) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Some of us who do not wish him the best are not sociopaths. For the record (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596178) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: cucumbers Thanks, I'll update my spreadsheet and inform rach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596181) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:18 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Just realized how surprising it is that the schtick era didn't have anyone typing FOR THE RECORD constantly
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: modernity Get up and go oil your gate. How can you fix Yourself if you cant take care of small easy things like that first? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596179) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface He's got a fractured personality, and the one he unleashes on the undeserving souls of xo blithely hides from the fact that he is a total black-hearted psychopath whose joy in life comes from inflicting himself on others. His family might really throw a party if he kicks off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596185) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: modernity big if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596194) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) This is what we are currently working with. It’s exhausting and it feels like I’ll never get back to normal. https://imgur.com/a/wn8NUSk |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: cucumbers You've been poasting about this for years without any real progress. It's time to talk to a doctor and perhaps a therapist. Clearly xo isn't helping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596222) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) This was 2.5 years ago. As you can see, I did lose weight, but without food the insane stress manifested as out of control hives and I went back to overeating: https://imgur.com/a/ESYRRjW |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: cucumbers This is just more evidence that you need to see a medical professional. Lawyers aren't doctors or therapists. If you're breaking out in hives, you clearly need to see a doctor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823188&forum_id=2#49596255) |