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Eileen Gu (AGWWG spawn) has a 1580 SAT score and is incredibly articulate (vid)
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: .,.,...,.,,.,.,:..;..:.,.,,,,.,;.,.,.:.:.,:.::,. it's unknown who her White Father is
is she the perfect woman?
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: .,.,...,.,,.,.,:..;..:.,.,,,,.,;.,.,.:.:.,:.::,. i'd only ever seen photos of her
didn't realize she had such an ALPHA fratty personality |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: terrifying AI article elite genetics
she's so fucking hot |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,. i'm actually quite impressed. she'd be great in biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2#49663375) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Ass Sunstein She's going to be an "entrepreneur" or VC or something, lol at grinding in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2#49663389) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Eileen Gu'd into this nightmare existence (ACG) endorsement deals, fashion line, spokeswoman/give speeches for 20k a pop, egirl
just remember that if you're 99 percentile hot and 99 percentile talented at something random (in this case obscure amateur sport) you can just get paid to be hot and famous champ |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2#49663425) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: fulano She allegedly made over 20 MM last year with two of the biggest markets available to her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2#49663528) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: N904PD pretty clear momma Gu ordered some HARVARD sperm, which would be no big deal, but it's apparently ILLEGAL in CHYNA for single womyn to do IVF so they have to be all mysterious about it.
kind of hilarious that the CCP lets this hot chick do whatever she wants, she has dual citizenship (not technically allowed in Chyna) and maintains an instagram etc. |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Eileen Gu'd into this nightmare existence (ACG) It's good for business. Imagine some ugly gook dork doing this he would be thrown in the gulag. But being hot and famous, she gets a pass! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2#49663428) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:12 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon moar liek eileen GOO, mirite?
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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: bo nix how do we know the mom didn't just hook up w some guy who bailed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2#49663517) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: N904PD Feel like this mysterious HARVARD man would have surfaced at some point. Like even LeBrons dad at least seems narrowed down to two actual people.
I suppose this guy could be a no kiss virgin other than his random hookup with mama gu, but again considering mama gu is an alpha tiger mom seems much more likely she just bought the sperm (like that azn lawyer dood with the hapa skater kids) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: .,.,...,.,,.,.,:..;..:.,.,,,,.,;.,.,.:.:.,:.::,. this sounds like a very plausible theory
i wonder who the donor CHAD was that produced this elite broodling. it's a total credit to eugenics then, many more people (namely TIGER WOMEN) would do this if they knew the outcome. |