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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars

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multi-colored fighting institution pervert
  06/19/14
Twist: it's underground Double twist: it's in MFH
Exhilarant gold scourge upon the earth senate
  06/19/14
everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the...
multi-colored fighting institution pervert
  06/19/14
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chestnut hall mad cow disease
  06/20/14
Ghostbusters II - River of Slime
Sooty 180 kitchen bbw
  06/20/14
lol this is already happening in the south, little brother ...
Vermilion giraffe
  06/19/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ
laughsome business firm
  06/19/14
how many STDs caught on that trip?
Magenta electric furnace
  06/19/14
gotta catch 'em all!
laughsome business firm
  06/19/14
Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad...
Aqua angry karate
  06/20/14
Cr, best trip ever
aggressive therapy
  06/20/14
Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?
drab passionate step-uncle's house trust fund
  06/19/14
that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50...
big-titted temple
  06/19/14
bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would ...
multi-colored fighting institution pervert
  06/20/14
An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up
hairraiser bull headed office
  06/20/14
How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated...
Flushed know-it-all location doctorate
  06/20/14
jump
Histrionic persian orchestra pit
  06/20/14
could be a circular river
green wonderful psychic
  06/20/14
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multi-colored fighting institution pervert
  06/20/14
(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)
brilliant weed whacker principal's office
  06/20/14
in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)
Appetizing friendly grandma
  06/20/14
this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.
Narrow-minded Market Love Of Her Life
  06/20/14
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Hairless sienna dilemma
  06/05/26
http://www.yumarivertubing.com/
hateful geriatric sanctuary trump supporter
  06/20/14
way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and ...
Razzle-dazzle cocky skinny woman
  06/20/14
(dreamkiller)
laughsome business firm
  06/20/14
:( man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very im...
Razzle-dazzle cocky skinny woman
  06/20/14
U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've go...
multi-colored fighting institution pervert
  06/20/14
"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could ...
Razzle-dazzle cocky skinny woman
  06/20/14
fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float dow...
garnet exciting stage turdskin
  06/20/14
just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for di...
stimulating pontificating library
  06/20/14
isn't that basically Venice?
brilliant weed whacker principal's office
  06/20/14


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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: multi-colored fighting institution pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781784)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant gold scourge upon the earth senate

Twist: it's underground

Double twist: it's in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781789)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:30 PM
Author: multi-colored fighting institution pervert

everyone would get electrocuted when that ENERGY touched the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781807)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: chestnut hall mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783912)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Sooty 180 kitchen bbw

Ghostbusters II - River of Slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782280)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Vermilion giraffe

lol this is already happening in the south, little brother

except instead of bars there are guns and skeet shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781796)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: laughsome business firm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RvYCRJmAQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781824)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Magenta electric furnace

how many STDs caught on that trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781874)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: laughsome business firm

gotta catch 'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781882)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Aqua angry karate

Vang Vieng was the most 180^180 party place ever. I'm so sad it's gone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782247)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: aggressive therapy

Cr, best trip ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782597)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: drab passionate step-uncle's house trust fund

Alcohol and water. What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781859)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: big-titted temple

that describes most rivers in the country that extend for 50+ miles... you have to drive into town to go to the bar, but basically that's what we already have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781908)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: multi-colored fighting institution pervert

bro.t ehse bars would be RIGHT ON THE LAZY RIVER. you would just float up to the edge of the LR & the waiter would take you're order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25781985)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: hairraiser bull headed office

An underground river... you mean a sewer? Sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782013)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Flushed know-it-all location doctorate

How would you get back to your car/home after you've floated miles downriver?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782229)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Histrionic persian orchestra pit

jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782252)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: green wonderful psychic

could be a circular river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782281)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: multi-colored fighting institution pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782297)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: brilliant weed whacker principal's office

(guy unfamiliar with the concept of a lazy river)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783657)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Appetizing friendly grandma

in a way this is how all commerce used to be (jack frost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782272)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Market Love Of Her Life

this sounds 180. i want this to happen irl now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782276)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Hairless sienna dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#49916827)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: hateful geriatric sanctuary trump supporter

http://www.yumarivertubing.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782341)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cocky skinny woman

way too much chlorine required bro. and cleaning staff. and believe me if you commercialized it you'd need to clean the water.

I guess if enough concession places opened up you could take a cut from each one and subsidize the cleaning expenses but ...it would cost a lot.

main threat to this would be lawsuits from dipshits who got fucked up, fell off their tubes, inhaled water and almost died before the lifeguards did CPR on them. that's if these concession stands could even get liquor licenses in the first place.

what you COULD do is you could start building a river, one section at a time, and expand it slowly. concession stands wouldn't be able to sell alcohol though, way too much red tape...more like sodas/food/icees and shit. problem is you couldn't expand it too far because it will get less profitable per mile....people will get bored and get off, which is the main problem. Also, they'll fill up on food and drink during the first couple miles and then won't want as much for most of the trip. or they'll wait until the end and won't buy much at first. sure, people will still want drinks and stuff just saying generally....people would only eat once or twice. You'd have to subsidize it using merchandise vendors and shit, but that wouldn't be enough.

Sorry to take the wind out of your sails, brah. Seems like it would be awesome to have if you were rich but it's not profitable at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782730)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: laughsome business firm

(dreamkiller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782731)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cocky skinny woman

:(

man I hate to pop j shad's balloon. he's a very imaginative bro.

but dreamkiller gon' do what a dreamkiller gon' do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782733)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:14 AM
Author: multi-colored fighting institution pervert

U know what Sam Hess. I'm tired of naysayers like u. I've gone through my life terrified, but not anymore.

*puts shades down, hops into inner tube & slowly floats out of sight, disappearing over the horizon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782788)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cocky skinny woman

"but that water isn't clean, there's no way they could afford iiiiittttttt......", my voice trailed off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25782798)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: garnet exciting stage turdskin

fucking lawyers. we can't have an awesome river to float down because of lawsuits and red tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783295)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: stimulating pontificating library

just do life vests instead of tubes, different themes for different sections of the river, TONS of restrooms along the route, and very, very high prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783765)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: brilliant weed whacker principal's office

isn't that basically Venice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2598244&forum_id=2#25783739)