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Has sp served gunner and buttcheeks with a lawsuit yet?

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Contagious lake property
  01/22/26
I run to the letterbox every morning, filled with feelings o...
Pontificating boltzmann
  01/22/26
I actually beefed up my security perimeter and I have enough...
Ivory school
  01/22/26
The process server would just have amazon hide him in one of...
sticky faggot firefighter turdskin
  01/22/26
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Pontificating boltzmann
  01/22/26
all packages are left at the gate and i retrieve them under ...
Ivory school
  01/22/26
Experienced process servers are trained in the art of ninjit...
sticky faggot firefighter turdskin
  01/22/26
Fair, but I also have a guard dog that is trained to detect ...
Ivory school
  01/22/26
Check your jx, but it's the majority rule that if your dog m...
sticky faggot firefighter turdskin
  01/22/26
this works both ways in those jx btw -- a childhood friend o...
cordovan puppy
  01/22/26
Oh fuck. But was the dog okay?
sticky faggot firefighter turdskin
  01/22/26
sadly no, things were ruff for him after that
cordovan puppy
  01/22/26
I have multiple dogs. The dog i just described alerts to odo...
Ivory school
  01/22/26
im glad you all think this is hilarious but my life has been...
cordovan puppy
  01/22/26
as a complete life failure you are judgment proof and have n...
Massive stage
  01/22/26
what makes you believe this about me other than us having di...
cordovan puppy
  01/22/26
mostly that ur on here 24/7
Massive stage
  01/23/26
Gunner seems to be doing pretty well in life all things cons...
deep titillating messiness pit
  01/22/26
that's why the first judgment against gunner, is going to fu...
Pontificating boltzmann
  01/22/26
It’s like that one weird trick that turns a whole life...
deep titillating messiness pit
  01/22/26
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Pontificating boltzmann
  01/23/26
when the clownsuit drops (and it definitely will!) ill start...
cordovan puppy
  01/22/26
clownsuit of pedocles hovering over me
Light Razzle Heaven Philosopher-king
  01/27/26
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cordovan puppy
  01/27/26
if sp comes for the king he best not miss
comical house
  01/22/26
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Vivacious Hunting Ground Kitty
  01/22/26
I'm getting impatient for this all to kick off
Pontificating boltzmann
  01/27/26
it's like being diagnosed with a terminal illness. instead o...
cordovan puppy
  01/27/26
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Pontificating boltzmann
  01/27/26
he's busy serving up a little playroom special first
Ivory school
  01/27/26
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Contagious lake property
  03/24/26
I'm starting to think this might never happen
Pontificating boltzmann
  03/24/26
this is cope brother. when has spaceporn *EVER* threatened s...
cordovan puppy
  03/25/26
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Pontificating boltzmann
  04/15/26
I got served this morning. He's coming for my house!
Pontificating boltzmann
  04/25/26
Buttcheeks was not in my line of sight. Gunner was. But no...
Laughsome flatulent institution preventive strike
  04/25/26
Looks like you just made another round of empty threats then...
rusted underhanded center depressive
  04/25/26
no no no no, he *could* have made good on his threats but ju...
cordovan puppy
  04/25/26
he's such a great guy I think he's my best friend
Pontificating boltzmann
  04/25/26
Is that what you said to your employees when you draped your...
Laughsome flatulent institution preventive strike
  04/25/26
actually yes it is so when are we finally going camping jus...
Pontificating boltzmann
  04/25/26
Does the interlock device also scan for adderall? Or just a...
Laughsome flatulent institution preventive strike
  04/25/26
alcohol abuse is a common in our profession. i'm not proud o...
cordovan puppy
  04/25/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: Contagious lake property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608103)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann

I run to the letterbox every morning, filled with feelings of promise and excitement that today might be the day, but still nothing :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608114)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Ivory school

I actually beefed up my security perimeter and I have enough supplies stocked up to last for years and I order delivery off Amazon. Good fucking luck to a process server!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608423)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: sticky faggot firefighter turdskin

The process server would just have amazon hide him in one of the bigger amazon boxes and when you open the box, bam, the process server serves you and now you just got served with process. It happens all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608453)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608456)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Ivory school

all packages are left at the gate and i retrieve them under cover of darkness. i have an AI security camera that alerts me to any motion, so they'd have to remain in the box all day without moving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608461)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: sticky faggot firefighter turdskin

Experienced process servers are trained in the art of ninjitsu and can remain silent and motionless for up to three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608467)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Ivory school

Fair, but I also have a guard dog that is trained to detect human odors and he first sniffs all incoming large parcels and if I see him alert then I call him back in and handle the parcel appropriately, which I cannot really elaborate on in further detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608477)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: sticky faggot firefighter turdskin

Check your jx, but it's the majority rule that if your dog mauls the process server that counts as you getting served because the dog is your agent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608487)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

this works both ways in those jx btw -- a childhood friend of mine got put down because he bit a mailman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608494)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: sticky faggot firefighter turdskin

Oh fuck. But was the dog okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608514)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

sadly no, things were ruff for him after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608524)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Ivory school

I have multiple dogs. The dog i just described alerts to odors, he is not trained to attack. Those dogs are kept between the secondary fence and the actual house, but this dog patrols the perimeter of the property or goes on targeted missions to sniff identified items. The dog is not trained to accept service either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608579)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

im glad you all think this is hilarious but my life has been constant stress and dread with the clownsuit of damocles hovering over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608395)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Massive stage

as a complete life failure you are judgment proof and have nothing to lose, other than a few mins a day of xo poasting time, so I doubt this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608408)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

what makes you believe this about me other than us having divergent political views and you just hoping your political opponents are suffering irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608419)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Massive stage

mostly that ur on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49613168)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: deep titillating messiness pit

Gunner seems to be doing pretty well in life all things considered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608420)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann

that's why the first judgment against gunner, is going to fund all SP's subsequent victories against me and others, thereby creating the litigation perpetual motion machine that will crush all before it and make SP rich -- as he explained it to us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: deep titillating messiness pit

It’s like that one weird trick that turns a whole life insurance policy into an infinite money printing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608472)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49612915)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

when the clownsuit drops (and it definitely will!) ill start up a gofundme. i am surely just the first domino and if sp wins that'll make victories against everyone else easier. hes just going go around from poaster to poaster getting judgments In Excess of One Million Dollars until there's no one left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608486)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Light Razzle Heaven Philosopher-king

clownsuit of pedocles

hovering over me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624037)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: cordovan puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624047)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: comical house

if sp comes for the king he best not miss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608426)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Hunting Ground Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49608478)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann

I'm getting impatient for this all to kick off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624005)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: cordovan puppy

it's like being diagnosed with a terminal illness. instead of being anxious about our inevitable doom, we should try our best to enjoy the remaining moments of pre-clownsuit life we have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624012)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624030)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Ivory school

he's busy serving up a little playroom special first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49624014)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Contagious lake property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49766809)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann

I'm starting to think this might never happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49766817)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

this is cope brother. when has spaceporn *EVER* threatened something he didn't follow through on? we're fucked and he's just a cat playing with a trapped mouse for it's own sadistic pleasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49767672)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49819345)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann

I got served this morning. He's coming for my house!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841670)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Laughsome flatulent institution preventive strike

Buttcheeks was not in my line of sight. Gunner was. But now that I've seen how badly he's hanging on, I'd rather just laugh at him to myself at least ftm.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841685)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: rusted underhanded center depressive

Looks like you just made another round of empty threats then fled like a coward.

Do I have this right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841700)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

no no no no, he *could* have made good on his threats but just decided to be magnanimous because he's such a kind-hearted person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841712)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann

he's such a great guy I think he's my best friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841718)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: Laughsome flatulent institution preventive strike

Is that what you said to your employees when you draped your balls over their shoulders?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841755)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Pontificating boltzmann

actually yes it is

so when are we finally going camping just you and I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841760)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Laughsome flatulent institution preventive strike

Does the interlock device also scan for adderall? Or just alcohol? Is the state-bar mandated restriction on alcohol consumption part of why you shifted hard into stimulants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841753)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: cordovan puppy

alcohol abuse is a common in our profession. i'm not proud of it, but it's certainly not as shameful as brutally raping an adopted asian boy you purchased.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824935&forum_id=2#49841775)