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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
translucent vivacious hall
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Bisexual Roast Beef Degenerate
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
translucent vivacious hall
  06/01/26
120...
Bisexual Roast Beef Degenerate
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
trip chocolate community account church
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
translucent vivacious hall
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
trip chocolate community account church
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Wine headpube athletic conference
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
translucent vivacious hall
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Wine headpube athletic conference
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Aphrodisiac Hyperventilating Partner Pit
  06/01/26
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up-to-no-good reading party trailer park
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Galvanic Claret Mad Cow Disease
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
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bespoke orange institution goyim
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Smoky Splenetic Depressive
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
saffron codepig karate
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
translucent vivacious hall
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
saffron codepig karate
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Swashbuckling French New Version Site
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
up-to-no-good reading party trailer park
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Swashbuckling French New Version Site
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
up-to-no-good reading party trailer park
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
saffron codepig karate
  06/01/26
...
Bright main people
  06/02/26
you maed it
Frum Parlor
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Ruddy hideous library
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Swashbuckling French New Version Site
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Passionate bipolar brunch
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Razzle-dazzle Milky Orchestra Pit Jewess
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Supple Sanctuary Skinny Woman
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
laughsome lettuce garrison
  06/01/26
...
Balding immigrant
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
curious organic girlfriend background story
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Swashbuckling French New Version Site
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
curious organic girlfriend background story
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
translucent vivacious hall
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Swashbuckling French New Version Site
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
nighttime plaza volcanic crater
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Embarrassed to the bone rambunctious regret tanning salon
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
saffron codepig karate
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Embarrassed to the bone rambunctious regret tanning salon
  06/01/26
...
Wine headpube athletic conference
  06/03/26
...
chest-beating location french chef
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Passionate bipolar brunch
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
translucent vivacious hall
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Passionate bipolar brunch
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
translucent vivacious hall
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Spectacular ladyboy
  06/02/26
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exciting territorial office
  06/02/26
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up-to-no-good reading party trailer park
  06/02/26
...
translucent vivacious hall
  06/03/26
...
Wine headpube athletic conference
  06/03/26
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Passionate bipolar brunch
  06/03/26
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bespoke orange institution goyim
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
vermilion slimy area
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Swashbuckling French New Version Site
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
beady-eyed cream national yarmulke
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
exciting territorial office
  06/03/26
...
translucent vivacious hall
  06/03/26
...
beady-eyed cream national yarmulke
  06/03/26
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Wine headpube athletic conference
  06/03/26
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Passionate bipolar brunch
  06/03/26
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adventurous space
  06/03/26
...
Bisexual Roast Beef Degenerate
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
translucent vivacious hall
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
slap-happy grizzly faggot firefighter
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
beady-eyed cream national yarmulke
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Bisexual Roast Beef Degenerate

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Bisexual Roast Beef Degenerate

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: trip chocolate community account church

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: trip chocolate community account church

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Wine headpube athletic conference

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Wine headpube athletic conference

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hyperventilating Partner Pit

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: up-to-no-good reading party trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Claret Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French New Version Site

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: bespoke orange institution goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Smoky Splenetic Depressive

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: saffron codepig karate

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: saffron codepig karate

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French New Version Site

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: up-to-no-good reading party trailer park

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French New Version Site

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good reading party trailer park

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: saffron codepig karate

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Bright main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Frum Parlor

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Ruddy hideous library

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French New Version Site

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Passionate bipolar brunch

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Milky Orchestra Pit Jewess

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Supple Sanctuary Skinny Woman

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: laughsome lettuce garrison

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Balding immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: curious organic girlfriend background story

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French New Version Site

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: curious organic girlfriend background story

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French New Version Site

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: nighttime plaza volcanic crater

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rambunctious regret tanning salon

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: saffron codepig karate

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone rambunctious regret tanning salon

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Wine headpube athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: chest-beating location french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Passionate bipolar brunch

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Passionate bipolar brunch

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Spectacular ladyboy

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: exciting territorial office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good reading party trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: translucent vivacious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Wine headpube athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Passionate bipolar brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: bespoke orange institution goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: vermilion slimy area

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling French New Version Site

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed cream national yarmulke

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: exciting territorial office

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: translucent vivacious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed cream national yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Wine headpube athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Passionate bipolar brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: adventurous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Bisexual Roast Beef Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: translucent vivacious hall

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: slap-happy grizzly faggot firefighter

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed cream national yarmulke

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)