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Soccermos: backcourt violation clock and shot clock would make it less faggy

- once ur team gains possession, you have Idk 20 seconds to ...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  06/16/26
they are taking small steps to reduce the amount of time-was...
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  06/16/26
- two balls in play at all times - no goalies in final 10...
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  06/16/26
I would like to see some poetic justice dished out to floppe...
,.,.;',
  06/16/26
You should be able to stop at any point and drop-kick the ba...
Junko Enoshima
  06/16/26
yeah elton john would be less faggy if he stopped wearing sp...
gaetan dugas
  06/16/26
backcourt violation type rule would be enough and probably c...
Brother Peter Dimond
  06/16/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

- once ur team gains possession, you have Idk 20 seconds to get the ball past midfield

- once ur across midfield, you have Idk 30 seconds to take a shot

- if the goalie touches the ball and ur team gets it back, maybe that timer resets

- if a defender touches the ball and ur team gets it back right away, maybe that adds 10 seconds to ur shot clock Idk

- also some kind of bonus/double bonus equivalent whereby if you accumulate multiple clock violations, other team starts getting penalty kicks

Idk just trying to make ur sport less faggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2#49942123)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


they are taking small steps to reduce the amount of time-wasting bullshit. but they really need to eliminate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2#49942130)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


- two balls in play at all times

- no goalies in final 10 min of each half (also clock counts down like every other sport instead of up)

- field set up with sprinklers that go off every 10 min

- fighting strongly encouraged. faking injuries is a 2 min penalty where the offender must sit in a dunce chair while fans throw shit at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2#49942136)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ,.,.;',

I would like to see some poetic justice dished out to floppers. Here is my rule.

On the sidelines there is a box with four English hooligans holding cricket bats. When a player fakes an injury, exaggerates an injury, or flops, the hooligans are given five minutes to chase the player and do things to him that would have caused the injury that the player is faking. For example, if the flopping player was writhing about while clutching his shin, then the hooligans hold him down and whack his shin with the cricket bat. If the flopping player was holding his face and grimacing the hooligans hold him down and punch the player in the nose. If the player runs off the field to avoid the hooligans then the team plays down a player for the rest of the match. Would be highly entertaining. (And when England is playing the hooligans are Russian.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2#49942260)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

You should be able to stop at any point and drop-kick the ball. But once you pick up the ball you can't take another step until you've kicked it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2#49942266)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

yeah elton john would be less faggy if he stopped wearing sparkle suits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2#49942267)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

backcourt violation type rule would be enough and probably credited. be interesting to see it tried at least

making them take shots would actually change the game into something shittier imo

the worst part of the game is still guys rolling around on the ground making faces acting like theyre in as much pain as possible. it's the most faggy goddamn thing even if its after a legit foul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2#49942276)