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Eminem - Splooge Yourself

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: coral comical death wish

Look

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity

To grow it as big as you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it?

Or just let it slip?

.

Yo

His palms are sweaty, glutes weak, balls are heavy

He’s taken off his sweater already, prong is steady

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cumblast-ready

To pop schlong, but he keeps on forgetting

How to pose down, the Splash Zone goes so loud

He flexes his spout, but the loads won't come out

He's choking, how, all the twinks are joking now

His cock’s run out, slime’s up, over, blaow!

Cucked by the brawny men, oh he feels scrawny then

Oh, there goes Yann again, choked

He's so yoked, but he won't dress up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows he’ll be back shooting ropes

It don't matter, he's nude, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to growing his bone, that's when its

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go blast in this moment and hope it don't pass him

.

You better

Splooge yourself in the moment, you own it

You better never lift in clothes

You only got one cock, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, you better



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theatre



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: coral comical death wish

The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This twink is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, nude world order

A clothed life is boring, but alpha stardom's close to post mortem

He only grows harder, only grows swoler

He blows nuts all over these loads is all on him



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: red office ratface

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling theatre



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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:42 AM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: Autistic Piazza Fanboi

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Date: March 31st, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:08 AM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 7:27 AM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: coral comical death wish

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my 9"

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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fishy casino

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: coral comical death wish

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Brilliant Blathering Lodge



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: brass appetizing whorehouse



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: dull spot

Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time

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Date: July 13th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:58 AM
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Date: March 27th, 2019 3:33 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: coral comical death wish

And it's no JK Roher

This is my grower and my pole is so hard

And it's getting even harder trying to eat and spray my seed, plus

See this boner caught up between being stronger and twinks in the sauna

Baby batter splattering on me and too much

For me to want to give them a spot, more man-jam or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm an alpha male, I've got

To masturbate and squat 'fore I end up in female slot

Sucking men is my only motherfucking option, the tailor's not

Cock, I love you, but this rail has got to blow, I cannot grow old in Male Men's lot

So here goes my cumshot

Skeet fail me not 'cause this maybe the only opportunity that I got

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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Autistic Piazza Fanboi



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Date: April 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: June 28th, 2019 9:54 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:08 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Learning disabled mustard heaven goyim

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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: January 30th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: coral comical death wish

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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:38 AM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:05 AM
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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Autistic Piazza Fanboi



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Date: December 9th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: thriller fighting multi-billionaire

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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Autistic Piazza Fanboi



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: coral comical death wish



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:45 AM
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