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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Razzle lodge water buffalo
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/01/26
120...
Razzle lodge water buffalo
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
buff mewling plaza toilet seat
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
buff mewling plaza toilet seat
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Vivacious grizzly set goal in life
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Vivacious grizzly set goal in life
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
excitant indecent laser beams marketing idea
  06/01/26
...
tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king
  06/01/26
...
Mind-boggling Very Tactful Institution
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Emerald center
  06/01/26
...
nofapping exhilarant trailer park
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Green Zippy Legal Warrant Shrine
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
comical hideous associate windowlicker
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
comical hideous associate windowlicker
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Emerald center
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Emerald center
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
comical hideous associate windowlicker
  06/01/26
...
Flickering cocky digit ratio
  06/02/26
you maed it
umber splenetic jewess quadroon
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
magical house liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Emerald center
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
dead lime double fault sneaky criminal
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Fragrant abnormal national dragon
  06/01/26
what job did you have
crystalline cowardly tank boistinker
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
mauve erotic stead
  06/01/26
...
Hairraiser soggy old irish cottage
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Gay Racy Turdskin
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Emerald center
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Gay Racy Turdskin
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Emerald center
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Passionate abode
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Stimulating twinkling base
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
comical hideous associate windowlicker
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Stimulating twinkling base
  06/01/26
...
Vivacious grizzly set goal in life
  06/03/26
...
laughsome smoky national security agency
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
dead lime double fault sneaky criminal
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
dead lime double fault sneaky criminal
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
nighttime resort trump supporter
  06/02/26
...
fishy embarrassed to the bone library
  06/02/26
...
tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king
  06/02/26
...
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/03/26
...
Vivacious grizzly set goal in life
  06/03/26
...
dead lime double fault sneaky criminal
  06/03/26
...
nofapping exhilarant trailer park
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
gold point cuckold
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Emerald center
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
rose irradiated jew native
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
fishy embarrassed to the bone library
  06/03/26
...
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/03/26
...
rose irradiated jew native
  06/03/26
...
Vivacious grizzly set goal in life
  06/03/26
...
dead lime double fault sneaky criminal
  06/03/26
...
Crusty Big Pit Keepsake Machete
  06/03/26
...
Razzle lodge water buffalo
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
diverse deep spot affirmative action
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
rose irradiated jew native
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Razzle lodge water buffalo

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Razzle lodge water buffalo

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: buff mewling plaza toilet seat

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: buff mewling plaza toilet seat

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Vivacious grizzly set goal in life

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Vivacious grizzly set goal in life

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: excitant indecent laser beams marketing idea

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Very Tactful Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Emerald center

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: nofapping exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Green Zippy Legal Warrant Shrine

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: comical hideous associate windowlicker

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: comical hideous associate windowlicker

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Emerald center

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Emerald center

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: comical hideous associate windowlicker

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Flickering cocky digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: umber splenetic jewess quadroon

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: magical house liquid oxygen

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Emerald center

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: dead lime double fault sneaky criminal

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Fragrant abnormal national dragon

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: crystalline cowardly tank boistinker

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: mauve erotic stead

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser soggy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Gay Racy Turdskin

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Emerald center

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Gay Racy Turdskin

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Emerald center

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Passionate abode

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Stimulating twinkling base

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: comical hideous associate windowlicker

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Stimulating twinkling base

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Vivacious grizzly set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: laughsome smoky national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: dead lime double fault sneaky criminal

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: dead lime double fault sneaky criminal

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: nighttime resort trump supporter

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: fishy embarrassed to the bone library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: tantric brindle ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vivacious grizzly set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: dead lime double fault sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: nofapping exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: gold point cuckold

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Emerald center

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: rose irradiated jew native

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: fishy embarrassed to the bone library

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: rose irradiated jew native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Vivacious grizzly set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: dead lime double fault sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Crusty Big Pit Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Razzle lodge water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Ruddy Deranged Pozpig Clown

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: diverse deep spot affirmative action

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: rose irradiated jew native

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)