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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
talented godawful rehab
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/01/26
120...
talented godawful rehab
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
haunting cruise ship genital piercing
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
haunting cruise ship genital piercing
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
cracking self-centered gas station
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
cracking self-centered gas station
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Know-it-all Nowag Old Irish Cottage
  06/01/26
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angry vivacious reading party
  06/01/26
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costumed generalized bond national
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike
  06/01/26
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Histrionic market
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Smoky Hospital Mood
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Ocher public bath
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Ocher public bath
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
angry vivacious reading party
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
angry vivacious reading party
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Ocher public bath
  06/01/26
...
nofapping vermilion state party of the first part
  06/02/26
you maed it
rebellious vibrant theater
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Comical Stead
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
insecure pearl indian lodge
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
internet-worthy bearded bawdyhouse liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
what job did you have
House-broken chapel elastic band
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Cream Beta Pit Patrolman
  06/01/26
...
Chrome Kink-friendly Theatre Messiness
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Sable razzle hell crotch
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Sable razzle hell crotch
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
thriller indecent library
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
alcoholic chad mad cow disease
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Ocher public bath
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
alcoholic chad mad cow disease
  06/01/26
...
cracking self-centered gas station
  06/03/26
...
Azure contagious fortuitous meteor
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
insecure pearl indian lodge
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
insecure pearl indian lodge
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Yellow area mental disorder
  06/02/26
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Titillating stage cumskin
  06/02/26
...
angry vivacious reading party
  06/02/26
...
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/03/26
...
cracking self-centered gas station
  06/03/26
...
insecure pearl indian lodge
  06/03/26
...
Histrionic market
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Aromatic Sepia Trailer Park Toilet Seat
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Resort
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Titillating stage cumskin
  06/03/26
...
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/03/26
...
Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Resort
  06/03/26
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cracking self-centered gas station
  06/03/26
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insecure pearl indian lodge
  06/03/26
...
Dashing charcoal mexican
  06/03/26
...
talented godawful rehab
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
exhilarant partner keepsake machete
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
lilac nibblets
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
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  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: talented godawful rehab

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: talented godawful rehab

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: haunting cruise ship genital piercing

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: haunting cruise ship genital piercing

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: cracking self-centered gas station

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: cracking self-centered gas station

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Know-it-all Nowag Old Irish Cottage

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: angry vivacious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: costumed generalized bond national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Histrionic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Smoky Hospital Mood

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Ocher public bath

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Ocher public bath

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: angry vivacious reading party

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: angry vivacious reading party

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Ocher public bath

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: nofapping vermilion state party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: rebellious vibrant theater

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Comical Stead

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: insecure pearl indian lodge

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: internet-worthy bearded bawdyhouse liquid oxygen

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: House-broken chapel elastic band

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Cream Beta Pit Patrolman

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Chrome Kink-friendly Theatre Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Sable razzle hell crotch

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Sable razzle hell crotch

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: thriller indecent library

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: alcoholic chad mad cow disease

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Ocher public bath

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: alcoholic chad mad cow disease

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: cracking self-centered gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Azure contagious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: insecure pearl indian lodge

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: insecure pearl indian lodge

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Yellow area mental disorder

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Titillating stage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: angry vivacious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cracking self-centered gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: insecure pearl indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Histrionic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Sepia Trailer Park Toilet Seat

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Cordovan Mewling Preventive Strike

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Resort

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Titillating stage cumskin

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: cracking self-centered gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: insecure pearl indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Dashing charcoal mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: talented godawful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: exhilarant partner keepsake machete

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: lilac nibblets

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine Factory Reset Button Resort

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)