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Hypo: $10M if you score 86 or less on 18 holes, 365 days in a row
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Nazca Redlines If you complete 18 holes of golf scoring 86 or less 365 days in a row, you will receive $10M tax free.
You must tee off from the men's tees.
You must play at least 20 different courses as part of the challenge during the 365 day period for it to count.
Only courses of average or above quality, length, and difficulty count.
A rules official will follow you to make decisions and assess penalty strokes as appropriate.
You can restart the hypo as many times as you like. The offer is open for life. But, you still need 365 consecutive days.
You can restart each day's round as often as you like.
Are you in? Do you quit work and start golfing full time now? |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717588) |
Date: March 5th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717571) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Judas Jones Can I teleport to the course and have infinite access to tee times? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717593) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717596) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Nazca Redlines No. It's up to you to pay for and procure tee times, clubs, etc.
The only things provided to you by the hypo are the rules official and the $10M if you complete the hypo.
Are you in? |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717625) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Judas Jones Probably not now, but if I were 18 I'd take it and have my parents bankroll me in Florida for a few years for a 50-50 split. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717646) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Why not go for it now? Or in a few years, when you're closer to retirement age and NW? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717654) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: jewbag Weather really is the biggest constraint. Arizona is better for the hypo in this case. Florida would have washout days where you'd have to quickly fly somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Judas Jones oh yeah, cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717709) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717767) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:23 PM Author: jewbag also the "rules official" finding some bullshit reason to DQ your round could mess things up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717941) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: jewbag sign me up. particularly easy given you can play more than 1 round per day and/or start over if you shit the bed on the front nine.
what's the minimum slope/rating/yardage that would pass? either way, find the shittiest par 70 dogtrack out there and go to town on it and mix in other easy shithole courses. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717617) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Nazca Redlines 180
Are you quitting your job today? How long until you get that $10M? |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717628) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: jewbag I would probably just stop doing work until they fired me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717650) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Nazca Redlines If you could get early morning or late afternoon tee times and could consistently shoot 86 or better in your first round, you could keep your job for quite a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717665) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717766) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: fulano (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717782) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717839) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: blind deaf mute Easy yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717619) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717621) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How long will it take you to get 365 days in a row of 86 or better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717632) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717641) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: hung stud Yes. Not a golfer but I'd quit my job and do it. The Dan Plan guy got to like single digit handicap iirc after basically a year of training. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717644) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Who is that? Do you think you could get to a single digit handicap that quick? A lot of guys with a 9 handicap or whatever mean a 9 handicap with a loose interpretation of the rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717672) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: hung stud Some queer who was testing that 10,000 hours theory of proficiency or whatever. Idk but point remains that as an xo poa and therefore naturally inclined to athletic prowess and chadly feats, I'd be in a good position to accomplish this with a year or two of dedicated effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717696) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Judas Jones You would have to be a ~scratch golfer to card 365 straight rounds at 86 or better, even playing the whites at an average 68-69 course rating / 125 slope rating sort of course. The ability to end and re-start rounds is good in theory, but is subject to tee time availability. Even if we assume you have 2 rounds booked every day, probably need to be 3ish handicap to have a shot at 365 straight days of 1 round of 86 or better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717704) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: hung stud Dang. Let's assume you can grease the wheels and asses of the course people to let you restart without worrying about tee times. If it was ur full time job, and you have a "home course" that you'll play on 345 of the days, you don't think you could do that with just being good, not great? Is golf so faggot that a, say, 7 handicap couldn't get a round a day under 86 on a course you play constantly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717755) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Nazca Redlines You'd want to find a home course that's not crowded. It's probably nbd to restart several times at an out of the way country club with limited members. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717783) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: jewbag few areas are so busy that you can't find a tee time somewhere sometime in short notice. the shorter and shittier the course the better provided it meets or exceeds min requirements for the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717847) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Actual golfer here. This is pretty much impossible for anyone here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717777) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Many of us played a little ball in college. And it's not 365 straight rounds starting today, which would be tough (but not impossible for me, btw). You can play as many rounds each day as you like, and you can start and restart the 365 day period as often as you like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717795) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: Many of us played a little ball in college tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717864) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: jewbag if you could play 5800 yard shitholes multiple times per day then it's completely doable for a single digit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717899) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) you'd have to be a ~3 hdcp or lower to have a chance. at that level you're scoring 86 or less in 90-95% of your rounds. and even then you'd have to do it on 365 consecutive days, which means one unexpected bad weather day or windy day and you're in trouble. even in california or arizona.
and golf as you know is a mental game, you could have a shitty fever or you got in a blowup fight with your wife the day before and you're in danger.
again--no one here can do this. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: jewbag I'm a 6 and I think I could. for weather you'd need to plan ahead, have $ available to blow through, and be super risk averse. you would center your entire approach to not fucking up the round vs. trying to shoot as low as possible and you'd play the easiest shithole courses possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718070) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Nazca Redlines cr. You can play way different and more conservatively if your goal is "average about +1 per hole" rather than "play my best" or "get the lowest score possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718107) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Nazca Redlines No 5800 courses. See op. Only courses of average or above quality, length, and difficulty count. Average course length is about 6500 yards: https://www.usga.org/content/dam/usga/pdf/CourseCare/Score-Posting-Population-Data-Analysis.pdf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718112) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Judas Jones thats Average total length from the back tees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718159) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: blind deaf mute you're the fucking fag who hits a 7 iron 150 yards, right? stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718219) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: norwood ultra there appears to be no downside to accepting the offer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717802) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: fulano you probably need to give up your current job which someone like me who has been doing buy side is never going to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717812) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Nazca Redlines There is no downside in the same way that there is no downside to finding a map to Blackbeard's treasure. You don't have to go looking for it. But it might consume you if you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717813) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718018) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Side question for golf mfes itt: If every 2026 PGA tour card holder started this hypo today, how many could successfully complete it 365 days from now? Assume they're all trying their best to complete the hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717885) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: jewbag 100% of them. or maybe like 99% since probably someone would get injured or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49717902) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718014) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718050) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Injuries, rain, two bad rounds in a row...
Even if they shoot under 87 from the regular men's tees 99.9% of the time--and 99.99% of days when given multiple bites at the apple--the odds of something with 99.99% probability happening 365 times in a row are "only" 96.4%. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: jewbag PGA tour players literally never shoot 87. a bad round for them is like 75 on tour level course setups. they would have to be in a coma or something to not get this done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718256) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: Judas Jones You could make it 76 and they’d still get it done at an average course from the whites or blues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718265) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) 100%, those guys are operating at a completely different level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718052) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841866&forum_id=2#49718059) |