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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Comical office dysfunction
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
Clear Floppy Mood
  03/02/26
He poasts
Cobalt unholy hospital
  03/02/26
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Chartreuse useless french chef
  03/02/26
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...,....,,........
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Comical office dysfunction
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Cobalt unholy hospital
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Comical office dysfunction
  03/02/26
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Chartreuse useless french chef
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Cobalt unholy hospital
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Comical office dysfunction
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Cobalt unholy hospital
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Comical office dysfunction
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
spectacular macaca
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Cobalt unholy hospital
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Comical office dysfunction
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
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  03/09/26
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...,....,,........
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Gaped Aquamarine Jew
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Comical office dysfunction
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
glassy corn cake
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Comical office dysfunction
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
glassy corn cake
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
...,....,,........
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
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  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Richard Ames
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
jon arbuckle
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
Talented medicated ape dingle berry
  03/02/26
grindr?
Blathering buff people who are hurt church
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
sable dragon
  03/03/26
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Nude Karlstack
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
Judas Jones
  03/09/26
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So we looked at the data
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
:;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Nude Karlstack
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
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  03/09/26
wtf
Nude Karlstack
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
Darnell
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
irl gay faggot
  03/09/26
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  03/09/26
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CapTTTainFalcon
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
...,....,,........
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
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  03/15/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Clear Floppy Mood

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Cobalt unholy hospital

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse useless french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708376)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Cobalt unholy hospital

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse useless french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Cobalt unholy hospital

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Cobalt unholy hospital

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: spectacular macaca

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Cobalt unholy hospital

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728506)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Gaped Aquamarine Jew

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: glassy corn cake

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Comical office dysfunction

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: glassy corn cake

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: jon arbuckle

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Talented medicated ape dingle berry

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Blathering buff people who are hurt church

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: sable dragon

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Judas Jones

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Darnell

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: irl gay faggot

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2#49746612)