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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Glittery chestnut sanctuary community account
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
cheese-eating racy knife dragon
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
Lavender Hateful Affirmative Action
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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  04/05/22
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Magical Doctorate
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Vibrant private investor home
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Vibrant private investor home
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Ungodly bistre cuckold
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
nubile legal warrant
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Azure Stead Party Of The First Part
  04/05/22
shots fired
Razzle rehab keepsake machete
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Aromatic frozen forum new version
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
insecure flirting deer antler
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
slate sickened center codepig
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Soul-stirring narrow-minded round eye newt
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
cheese-eating racy knife dragon
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
brindle coffee pot
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
federal jewess stage
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Glittery chestnut sanctuary community account

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating racy knife dragon

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Disturbing wagecucks step-uncle's house

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Boyish church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating racy knife dragon

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: mahogany goyim senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Citrine Fighting Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Trip blue garrison idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Lavender Hateful Affirmative Action

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor home

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Magical Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor home

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor home

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Ungodly bistre cuckold

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: nubile legal warrant

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: wine domesticated set

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: titillating tantric whorehouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: lilac milk tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Azure Stead Party Of The First Part

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle rehab keepsake machete

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Aromatic frozen forum new version

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: federal jewess stage

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: insecure flirting deer antler

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: slate sickened center codepig

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring narrow-minded round eye newt

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating racy knife dragon

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: brindle coffee pot

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: federal jewess stage

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Stirring Chrome Haunted Graveyard Legend

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating racy knife dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: sepia pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: jet fiercely-loyal ape indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: chartreuse orchestra pit nibblets

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle scarlet lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114491)