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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
well-lubricated bonkers shrine
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
comical station depressive
  04/18/25
Cr.
Henna cerebral temple
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Charismatic whorehouse
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
sapphire box office
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Gaped haunted graveyard casino
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
aqua racy market
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
aqua racy market
  04/18/25
...
Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
arousing idiotic kitchen international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
swollen provocative crackhouse
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
swollen provocative crackhouse
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
swollen provocative crackhouse
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
swollen provocative crackhouse
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
pink razzle house
  04/18/25
jfc goys
swollen provocative crackhouse
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Stimulating disrespectful church
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Stimulating disrespectful church
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
amethyst aphrodisiac azn
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
amethyst aphrodisiac azn
  04/18/25
...
zippy locus
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
swollen provocative crackhouse
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Maroon Locale
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Glassy macaca
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Stimulating disrespectful church
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Maroon Locale
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Maroon Locale
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Maroon Locale
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
comical station depressive
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Maroon Locale
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated bonkers shrine

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: comical station depressive

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Henna cerebral temple

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: sapphire box office

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Gaped haunted graveyard casino

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: aqua racy market

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: aqua racy market

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: arousing idiotic kitchen international law enforcement agency

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: swollen provocative crackhouse

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: swollen provocative crackhouse

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: swollen provocative crackhouse

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: swollen provocative crackhouse

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: pink razzle house

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: swollen provocative crackhouse

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Maroon Locale

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Stimulating disrespectful church

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Floppy embarrassed to the bone idea he suggested cumskin

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Stimulating disrespectful church

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: amethyst aphrodisiac azn

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Maroon Locale

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: amethyst aphrodisiac azn

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: zippy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: swollen provocative crackhouse

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Maroon Locale

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Glassy macaca

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Stimulating disrespectful church

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Maroon Locale

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Maroon Locale

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: comical station depressive

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Maroon Locale

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,..,


I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)