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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
stimulating clown
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Hence “closest”
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: stimulating clown

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: cream gay wizard range

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: stimulating clown

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Aromatic queen of the night



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Topaz philosopher-king



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz burgundy lodge boiling water

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: stimulating clown

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: aqua hall hominid

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Aromatic queen of the night



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Stubborn French Chef



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: self-absorbed tanning salon electric furnace



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed erotic piazza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Drunken Dead Theater Partner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: vivacious amethyst wagecucks old irish cottage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: stimulating clown



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Comical box office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy mad-dog skullcap useless brakes



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Flesh Church Building



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bisexual stage place of business



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Pearly Brunch

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: cream gay wizard range



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful pisswyrm spot

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: stimulating clown

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cream gay wizard range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Bateful pisswyrm spot

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Aromatic queen of the night

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Supple Parlor Sandwich

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: stimulating clown

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: honey-headed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Cowardly pontificating set generalized bond

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Aromatic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Self-centered Rehab

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy mad-dog skullcap useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Arrogant sapphire cuck dragon

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Comical box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible macaca turdskin

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy mad-dog skullcap useless brakes

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: stimulating clown

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cream gay wizard range



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: 180 abode double fault



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cream gay wizard range

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Green contagious resort cuckoldry

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Aromatic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling locale

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Hideous Native Marketing Idea

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: motley ruddy roommate

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)