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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: navy kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048451) |
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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM Author: mind-boggling fuchsia brunch twinkling uncleanness Equally retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540) |
Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: stubborn step-uncle's house selfie Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM Author: tan nowag stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: Slap-happy voyeur I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: navy kitty Are you male? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Slap-happy voyeur yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM Author: navy kitty Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: Slap-happy voyeur lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.
But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: Sable Hall Marketing Idea do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: navy kitty No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM Author: Sable Hall Marketing Idea but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: navy kitty In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM Author: Saffron odious windowlicker jew sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: navy kitty >sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.
Or else what?
>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.
Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza. |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM Author: Saffron odious windowlicker jew they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.
i eat good pizza all the time. |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM Author: navy kitty Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM Author: Saffron odious windowlicker jew not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: mauve newt i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM Author: navy kitty I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM Author: Boyish Principal's Office ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: navy kitty Many fat accusations flying around the bort today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM Author: deranged base sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM Author: abusive ladyboy Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM Author: Underhanded Duck-like Church Building cutting burger in half isn't even that bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM Author: tan nowag stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM Author: Slap-happy voyeur Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM Author: navy kitty (guy who does both) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM Author: Underhanded Duck-like Church Building stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Buff puppy nursing home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM Author: Bisexual roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Topaz Titillating Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: insanely creepy arousing legal warrant When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: navy kitty What about other burgers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: insanely creepy arousing legal warrant The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Pervert Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: tan nowag stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Pervert Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM Author: vibrant skinny woman digit ratio I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM Author: aromatic alcoholic forum cr both are fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM Author: Startling theater stage masturbator Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM Author: aromatic alcoholic forum Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime
Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1 |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Fear-inspiring sapphire university Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.
should never be “saved” under any circumstances |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Topaz Titillating Range lol kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM Author: salmon floppy center cuck This is how civilized gentlemen eat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284) |
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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM Author: jade hell crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534) |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM Author: Alcoholic dysfunction dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888876) |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM Author: lemon state coffee pot Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888880) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM Author: Racy Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119809) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM Author: brindle fortuitous meteor i dont eat either because im not a slob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Fear-inspiring sapphire university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714195) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: hairless aquamarine point love of her life Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: learn to benchod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#49721526) |