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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
nubile patrolman goal in life
  04/05/26
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Sapphire Field
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
nubile patrolman goal in life
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
sooty out-of-control church building
  04/05/26
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Harsh blue striped hyena hospital
  04/05/26
Lol
Nofapping House
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Chartreuse misunderstood school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Chartreuse misunderstood school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
...
nubile patrolman goal in life
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Ungodly chrome giraffe
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Sapphire Field
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Fuchsia glittery psychic
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
sticky brunch
  04/05/26
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vermilion stage
  04/05/26
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pea-brained stag film
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
blathering organic girlfriend volcanic crater
  04/05/26
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Charismatic Parlor Queen Of The Night
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
blathering organic girlfriend volcanic crater
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Appetizing casino
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Submissive persian
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Zippy chocolate national
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Drab abode
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
thriller idiot
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Cracking painfully honest ratface
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Submissive persian
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Drab abode
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Cracking painfully honest ratface
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
vermilion stage
  04/05/26
...
nubile patrolman goal in life
  04/05/26
...
crystalline slippery corner sandwich
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Appetizing casino
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Cracking painfully honest ratface
  04/05/26
...
Harsh blue striped hyena hospital
  04/05/26
...
Harsh blue striped hyena hospital
  04/05/26
...
Cerebral Shrine
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Cerebral Shrine
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
turquoise bearded senate
  04/05/26
...
nubile patrolman goal in life
  04/05/26
...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Mauve base headpube
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
opaque national security agency
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Appetizing casino
  04/05/26
...
Cracking painfully honest ratface
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Indigo Trailer Park
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: opaque national security agency

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: nubile patrolman goal in life

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Sapphire Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: opaque national security agency

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: opaque national security agency

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: nubile patrolman goal in life

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control church building

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Harsh blue striped hyena hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Nofapping House

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse misunderstood school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: opaque national security agency

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse misunderstood school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: nubile patrolman goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Ungodly chrome giraffe

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Sapphire Field

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia glittery psychic

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: sticky brunch

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: vermilion stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: pea-brained stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: blathering organic girlfriend volcanic crater

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Charismatic Parlor Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: opaque national security agency

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: blathering organic girlfriend volcanic crater

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Appetizing casino

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Submissive persian

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Zippy chocolate national

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Drab abode

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: thriller idiot

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Cracking painfully honest ratface

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Submissive persian

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Drab abode

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Cracking painfully honest ratface

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: vermilion stage

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: nubile patrolman goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: crystalline slippery corner sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Appetizing casino

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Cracking painfully honest ratface

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Harsh blue striped hyena hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Harsh blue striped hyena hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Shrine

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: turquoise bearded senate

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: nubile patrolman goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Mauve base headpube

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: opaque national security agency

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Appetizing casino

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Cracking painfully honest ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Indigo Trailer Park

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49812165)