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black gf was MAF at Cortana this morning

I brought my Xbox One over there last night and set it all u...
up-to-no-good orange rigpig
  11/06/17
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Total Technology Death
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/23/26
how many hours a day does your black gf spend in bitter ange...
orchid stead halford
  11/06/17
Not that many. She's getting much better.
up-to-no-good orange rigpig
  11/06/17
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/23/26


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Date: November 6th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: up-to-no-good orange rigpig

I brought my Xbox One over there last night and set it all up. I'm going to move into her apartment in January.

So anyways, I set it up and I run a few errands. When I come back she's complaining Cortana doesn't work.

So I try it and Cortana responds immediately. My black gf then concludes Cortana is not responding to her voice so she tries it again and, to her surprise, it worked!

I leave her apartment this morning and when I get home there is a snapchat message. It is my black gf yelling, "CORTANA! CORTANA! CORTANA!" at the TV.

I sent her three snapchats because she hates my snapchats.

The first one was a Starbucks promo one where I'm tandem ice skating with myself. I say in a faux British accent, "So, yeah, you have to make sure you say 'Hey' before you say 'Cortana'".

The second snapchat I just blew her a kiss. You open your mouth and some cat paw or something slaps your mouth and a kiss comes floating out so I sent her that one.

Then I sent her a voicechanger where it makes your mouth all wide and your voice high pitched and I said, "Ok, so to recap: you have to say 'Hey' before you say 'Cortana'."



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Total Technology Death



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: November 6th, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: orchid stead halford

how many hours a day does your black gf spend in bitter anger

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Date: November 6th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good orange rigpig

Not that many. She's getting much better.



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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