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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is ...
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
Does it take connectivity to be maintained?
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  05/07/22
Apparently for some features yes and for others no
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purch...
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  05/07/22
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  05/07/22
Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no sc...
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  05/07/22
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trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
Jfc FTGE
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  05/07/22
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  05/07/22
pic or flame
Titillating sooty toilet seat chad
  05/07/22
See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake....
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would...
Titillating sooty toilet seat chad
  05/07/22
I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn u...
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall
Scarlet Therapy Windowlicker
  05/07/22
The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise loc...
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz h...
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lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates
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They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerat...
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  05/07/22
Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise locatio...
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https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-ne...
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
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  05/07/22
How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated ...
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  05/07/22
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  02/11/26
return it
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I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these compan...
trip mentally impaired party of the first part
  05/07/22
get a wood fired brick oven faggot
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  05/07/22
Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control
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  05/07/22
I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and e...
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  05/07/22
...
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  05/15/22
What are these alleged features?
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It’s shit like “convection roast” and I th...
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  05/07/22
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  05/07/22
it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the governm...
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Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?
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  05/07/22
Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shi...
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  05/07/22
It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning t...
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  05/07/22
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  05/07/22
this is what democracy looks like
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  05/07/22
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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.

Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.

I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471273)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: buff crawly main people

Does it take connectivity to be maintained?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471369)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

Apparently for some features yes and for others no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471877)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Arousing Athletic Conference

High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472118)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.

Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472158)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Smoky Community Account Cruise Ship

Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472386)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: talking shaky station nibblets

Lmao flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471274)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471283)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: talking shaky station nibblets

Jfc FTGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471290)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Scarlet Therapy Windowlicker

lmfao this earth is so gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471280)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Titillating sooty toilet seat chad

pic or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471289)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471300)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.

https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471295)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Titillating sooty toilet seat chad

oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471307)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471326)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Therapy Windowlicker

Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471308)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471323)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful lavender gay wizard internal respiration

Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471496)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: hairraiser erotic chapel mexican

lmfao stupid goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471520)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: 180 really tough guy fortuitous meteor

lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471551)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: hairraiser erotic chapel mexican

If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471559)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471616)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: buff crawly main people

Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44473246)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Spectacular kink-friendly jap plaza

Fuck those kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517493)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm casino



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471333)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital

And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471342)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471388)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: comical trump supporter half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471531)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: jet heaven mental disorder

return it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471345)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Aggressive bisexual bbw

just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471349)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471392)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: translucent factory reset button

get a wood fired brick oven faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471355)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: ruddy center

Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471356)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471401)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Spectacular kink-friendly jap plaza



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: sapphire federal tank nursing home

What are these alleged features?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471397)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471418)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: peach startling corn cake

If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471403)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: hairraiser erotic chapel mexican

it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471511)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471569)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM
Author: French electric incel address

Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471579)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: 180 really tough guy fortuitous meteor

It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471581)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: French electric incel address

They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work

Couldn't do the most basic function

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471593)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: Spectacular kink-friendly jap plaza

I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517498)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

Mint condition?

Jk. Fuck these companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471598)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: ivory beady-eyed set

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471584)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471721)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: vivacious spruce organic girlfriend whorehouse

Burying the lede -

how the fuck is it $3,700?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471738)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: slippery menage

Putin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471934)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired party of the first part

Our choices were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471967)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Ebony tanning salon

It’s over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471910)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: slippery menage

Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471920)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: pearl jet-lagged indian lodge sound barrier

Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471985)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: galvanic shrine sandwich

This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472090)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: pearl jet-lagged indian lodge sound barrier

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472390)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Stirring yarmulke step-uncle's house

the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472166)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: Spectacular kink-friendly jap plaza

Mine identifies as a sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517527)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM
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