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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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turquoise philosopher-king
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Vermilion affirmative action
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
turquoise philosopher-king
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Vermilion affirmative action
  05/01/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
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gay glittery death wish
  04/29/26
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turquoise philosopher-king
  04/29/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Copper balding pervert house
  04/29/26
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Concupiscible casino
  04/29/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
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Sable french meetinghouse
  04/30/26
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impertinent godawful dilemma
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
impertinent godawful dilemma
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Concupiscible casino
  05/02/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
turquoise philosopher-king
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Copper balding pervert house
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
turquoise philosopher-king
  04/29/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  04/29/26
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Beta bronze library haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
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ruddy unhinged coldplay fan antidepressant drug
  04/29/26
180!
Concupiscible casino
  04/29/26
hell yeah
gay glittery death wish
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
turquoise philosopher-king
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Adventurous poppy boiling water
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
turquoise philosopher-king
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
outnumbered supple field
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
turquoise philosopher-king
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
outnumbered supple field
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
turquoise philosopher-king
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Violent dragon yarmulke
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
turquoise philosopher-king
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
outnumbered supple field
  05/01/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Violent dragon yarmulke
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
outnumbered supple field
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
180
Beta bronze library haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
gay glittery death wish
  05/01/26
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Scarlet community account faggot firefighter
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
cowardly codepig mad cow disease
  04/30/26
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cowardly codepig mad cow disease
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
floppy lay fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
turquoise philosopher-king
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
outnumbered supple field
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
turquoise philosopher-king
  05/01/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
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outnumbered supple field
  05/01/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
laughsome navy kitchen black woman
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
congrats!
impertinent godawful dilemma
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Beta bronze library haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
180
Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
turquoise philosopher-king
  05/01/26
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Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
laughsome navy kitchen black woman
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo
  05/01/26
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Concupiscible casino
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Vermilion affirmative action

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Vermilion affirmative action

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: gay glittery death wish



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Copper balding pervert house

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Sable french meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: impertinent godawful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: impertinent godawful dilemma

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible casino

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Copper balding pervert house

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Beta bronze library haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: ruddy unhinged coldplay fan antidepressant drug



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible casino

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: gay glittery death wish

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Adventurous poppy boiling water

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: outnumbered supple field

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: outnumbered supple field

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Violent dragon yarmulke

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: outnumbered supple field

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Violent dragon yarmulke

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: outnumbered supple field

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Beta bronze library haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: gay glittery death wish

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Scarlet community account faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: cowardly codepig mad cow disease

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: cowardly codepig mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: floppy lay fortuitous meteor

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: outnumbered supple field

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: outnumbered supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: laughsome navy kitchen black woman

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: impertinent godawful dilemma

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Beta bronze library haunted graveyard

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: turquoise philosopher-king

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: laughsome navy kitchen black woman

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Haunting Charcoal Pit Ceo

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)