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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Submissive spruce theater
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Magenta out-of-control hunting ground
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
greedy cruel-hearted gunner
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
embarrassed to the bone station
  08/30/25
...
aggressive sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
, he lisped
hyperactive national therapy
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
black pocket flask
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Submissive spruce theater
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
black pocket flask
  08/31/25
...
Aromatic Claret Gas Station
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  08/31/25
delusional take
Aromatic Claret Gas Station
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Bistre Concupiscible Digit Ratio
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
cerebral shaky temple dysfunction
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Submissive spruce theater
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Submissive spruce theater
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
cerebral shaky temple dysfunction
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
cerebral shaky temple dysfunction
  09/05/25
...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Garnet Well-lubricated Immigrant Knife
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
cerebral shaky temple dysfunction
  09/05/25
...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
cerebral shaky temple dysfunction
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Submissive spruce theater
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
twinkling razzle-dazzle police squad
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
twinkling razzle-dazzle police squad
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/05/25
Kenny
cerebral shaky temple dysfunction
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Submissive spruce theater
  09/06/25
...
histrionic home
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/06/25
...
histrionic home
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Submissive spruce theater
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
lascivious striped hyena indian lodge
  09/07/25
Explain
Submissive spruce theater
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
hairraiser crimson shrine
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Submissive spruce theater
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Submissive spruce theater
  09/07/25
...
Bistre Concupiscible Digit Ratio
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
cerebral shaky temple dysfunction
  01/18/26
...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Fuchsia locus
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Magenta out-of-control hunting ground

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: greedy cruel-hearted gunner

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone station

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aggressive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: hyperactive national therapy

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: black pocket flask

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: black pocket flask

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Aromatic Claret Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Aromatic Claret Gas Station

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bistre Concupiscible Digit Ratio

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cerebral shaky temple dysfunction

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral shaky temple dysfunction

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: cerebral shaky temple dysfunction

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Garnet Well-lubricated Immigrant Knife

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: cerebral shaky temple dysfunction

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cerebral shaky temple dysfunction

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: twinkling razzle-dazzle police squad

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: twinkling razzle-dazzle police squad

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: cerebral shaky temple dysfunction

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: lascivious striped hyena indian lodge

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: hairraiser crimson shrine

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Submissive spruce theater

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bistre Concupiscible Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: cerebral shaky temple dysfunction

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia locus

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine Abnormal Kitchen Elastic Band

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728)