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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
razzmatazz round eye menage
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
harsh forum kitty cat
  04/18/25
Cr.
Territorial mental disorder lodge
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
self-absorbed gunner
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
godawful big state crotch
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
odious piazza sandwich
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
spectacular nursing home weed whacker
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
maroon center
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
maroon center
  04/18/25
...
mint talented pisswyrm rehab
  04/18/25
...
self-centered stag film
  08/17/26
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Flushed Unhinged Police Squad Area
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Ruddy theater stage hissy fit
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
arousing whorehouse karate
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
arousing whorehouse karate
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
mint talented pisswyrm rehab
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
arousing whorehouse karate
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
arousing whorehouse karate
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Cream Business Firm Boistinker
  04/18/25
jfc goys
arousing whorehouse karate
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
mint talented pisswyrm rehab
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Bisexual Bearded Tattoo Yarmulke
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
mint talented pisswyrm rehab
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Bisexual Bearded Tattoo Yarmulke
  04/18/25
...
Exciting gas station
  08/17/26
...
Exciting gas station
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole
  04/18/25
...
onyx know-it-all deer antler azn
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
arousing whorehouse karate
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/18/25
...
Flushed Unhinged Police Squad Area
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
mischievous base mediation
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Bisexual Bearded Tattoo Yarmulke
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
harsh forum kitty cat
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  08/17/26
...
Exciting gas station
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
maroon center
  08/17/26
ur dumb
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
maroon center
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
maroon center
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
olive razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
olive razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  08/17/26
...
Azure comical site fat ankles
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
self-absorbed gunner
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
tan concupiscible filthpig locale
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz round eye menage

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: harsh forum kitty cat

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Territorial mental disorder lodge

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed gunner

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: godawful big state crotch

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: odious piazza sandwich

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: spectacular nursing home weed whacker

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: maroon center

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: maroon center

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: mint talented pisswyrm rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: self-centered stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Flushed Unhinged Police Squad Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Ruddy theater stage hissy fit

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: arousing whorehouse karate

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: arousing whorehouse karate

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: mint talented pisswyrm rehab

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: arousing whorehouse karate

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: arousing whorehouse karate

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cream Business Firm Boistinker

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: arousing whorehouse karate

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mint talented pisswyrm rehab

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Bisexual Bearded Tattoo Yarmulke

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: mint talented pisswyrm rehab

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Bisexual Bearded Tattoo Yarmulke

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Exciting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Exciting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: onyx know-it-all deer antler azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: arousing whorehouse karate

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Flushed Unhinged Police Squad Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: mischievous base mediation

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Bisexual Bearded Tattoo Yarmulke

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: harsh forum kitty cat

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Exciting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: maroon center

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: maroon center

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: maroon center

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: olive razzle-dazzle hairy legs

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: olive razzle-dazzle hairy legs

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Azure comical site fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Copper Sweet Tailpipe Prole

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed gunner

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: tan concupiscible filthpig locale

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)