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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Gaped regret
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Supple mischievous abode
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Idiotic hall incel
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Charismatic national security agency shrine
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Supple mischievous abode
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Maize sanctuary bbw
  12/15/25
...
Mahogany Outnumbered Space
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
internet-worthy rehab goal in life
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Gaped regret
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Thriller menage
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Gaped regret
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Thriller menage
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
internet-worthy rehab goal in life
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Gaped regret
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
internet-worthy rehab goal in life
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
judgmental spot people who are hurt
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
internet-worthy rehab goal in life
  12/15/25
cambodia town
sapphire range
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
embarrassed to the bone kitchen
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Gaped regret
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
embarrassed to the bone kitchen
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Well-lubricated volcanic crater
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
nubile keepsake machete indian lodge
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
sienna razzle den
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
internet-worthy rehab goal in life
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
nubile keepsake machete indian lodge
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Flesh alpha
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
internet-worthy rehab goal in life
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Flesh alpha
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Well-lubricated volcanic crater
  12/15/25
...
internet-worthy rehab goal in life
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Titillating amber wrinkle center
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
translucent market
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Exciting meetinghouse really tough guy
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
godawful ebony public bath degenerate
  12/15/25
...
dun glittery tanning salon quadroon
  12/15/25
...
Costumed Box Office Weed Whacker
  12/15/25
...
Frozen Corner Preventive Strike
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Sinister Theater Stain
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
godawful ebony public bath degenerate
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
geriatric aromatic roommate
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
godawful ebony public bath degenerate
  12/15/25
...
Flesh alpha
  12/15/25
yes, so
geriatric aromatic roommate
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
crystalline splenetic resort
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
sapphire range
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
crystalline splenetic resort
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Pontificating Property
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Titillating amber wrinkle center
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
sapphire range
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Pontificating Property
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Costumed Box Office Weed Whacker
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
geriatric aromatic roommate
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Titillating amber wrinkle center
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Flickering house-broken famous landscape painting address
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Gaped regret
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Costumed Box Office Weed Whacker
  12/15/25
...
Flesh alpha
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
sapphire range
  12/16/25
...
Flickering house-broken famous landscape painting address
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Supple mischievous abode
  12/16/25
OKay
nighttime rebellious parlour
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Nofapping Piazza
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
insecure native
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Nofapping Piazza
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
rusted bawdyhouse
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
godawful ebony public bath degenerate
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Ultramarine hairraiser scourge upon the earth senate
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Gaped regret
  12/17/25
tp
vermilion trip principal's office hairy legs
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Gaped regret

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Supple mischievous abode

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Idiotic hall incel

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Charismatic national security agency shrine

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Supple mischievous abode

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary bbw

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mahogany Outnumbered Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy rehab goal in life

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Gaped regret

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Thriller menage

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Gaped regret

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Thriller menage

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy rehab goal in life

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Gaped regret

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy rehab goal in life

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: judgmental spot people who are hurt

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy rehab goal in life

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sapphire range

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone kitchen

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Gaped regret

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone kitchen

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Well-lubricated volcanic crater

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: nubile keepsake machete indian lodge

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sienna razzle den

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy rehab goal in life

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: nubile keepsake machete indian lodge

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Flesh alpha

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy rehab goal in life

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Flesh alpha

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated volcanic crater

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy rehab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Titillating amber wrinkle center

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: translucent market

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exciting meetinghouse really tough guy

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: godawful ebony public bath degenerate

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: dun glittery tanning salon quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Costumed Box Office Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Frozen Corner Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sinister Theater Stain

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: godawful ebony public bath degenerate

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: geriatric aromatic roommate

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: godawful ebony public bath degenerate

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Flesh alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: geriatric aromatic roommate

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: crystalline splenetic resort

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: sapphire range

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: crystalline splenetic resort

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Property

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Titillating amber wrinkle center

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: sapphire range

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Pontificating Property

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Costumed Box Office Weed Whacker

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: geriatric aromatic roommate

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Titillating amber wrinkle center

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Flickering house-broken famous landscape painting address

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Gaped regret

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Costumed Box Office Weed Whacker

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Flesh alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: sapphire range

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Flickering house-broken famous landscape painting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Supple mischievous abode

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: nighttime rebellious parlour

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Nofapping Piazza

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: insecure native

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Nofapping Piazza

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: rusted bawdyhouse

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: godawful ebony public bath degenerate

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Ultramarine hairraiser scourge upon the earth senate

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Gaped regret

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: vermilion trip principal's office hairy legs

tp

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