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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Curious karate
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
120...
Curious karate
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Emerald laughsome dysfunction
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Emerald laughsome dysfunction
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Racy Piazza
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Racy Piazza
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Medicated aromatic corner
  06/01/26
...
canary dragon menage
  06/01/26
...
dashing citrine ceo tanning salon
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
awkward church cuck
  06/01/26
...
Beady-eyed house marketing idea
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
comical boistinker
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Lime State Foreskin
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Lime State Foreskin
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
awkward church cuck
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
canary dragon menage
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
awkward church cuck
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
canary dragon menage
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Lime State Foreskin
  06/01/26
...
Black territorial trailer park
  06/02/26
you maed it
appetizing flesh plaza headpube
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
green bateful wagecucks
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
awkward church cuck
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Azure mad-dog skullcap incel
  06/01/26
what job did you have
garnet useless brakes address
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Adventurous fiercely-loyal old irish cottage
  06/01/26
...
shimmering impertinent nowag
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Henna vengeful private investor filthpig
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
awkward church cuck
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Henna vengeful private investor filthpig
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
awkward church cuck
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
lake painfully honest hissy fit
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Walnut Step-uncle's House Main People
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Lime State Foreskin
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Walnut Step-uncle's House Main People
  06/01/26
...
Racy Piazza
  06/03/26
...
plum vivacious gaming laptop
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
gay cruise ship
  06/02/26
...
Soul-stirring fantasy-prone location dog poop
  06/02/26
...
canary dragon menage
  06/02/26
...
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/03/26
...
Racy Piazza
  06/03/26
...
Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma
  06/03/26
...
Beady-eyed house marketing idea
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Chestnut sick university depressive
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
awkward church cuck
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Clear doobsian parlor
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Soul-stirring fantasy-prone location dog poop
  06/03/26
...
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/03/26
...
Clear doobsian parlor
  06/03/26
...
Racy Piazza
  06/03/26
...
Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma
  06/03/26
...
Sticky knife sandwich
  06/03/26
...
Curious karate
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
cracking bawdyhouse
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
filthy vibrant sanctuary fortuitous meteor
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Clear doobsian parlor
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Curious karate

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Curious karate

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Emerald laughsome dysfunction

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Emerald laughsome dysfunction

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Racy Piazza

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Racy Piazza

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Medicated aromatic corner

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: canary dragon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: dashing citrine ceo tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: awkward church cuck

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: comical boistinker

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Lime State Foreskin

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Lime State Foreskin

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: awkward church cuck

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: canary dragon menage

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: awkward church cuck

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: canary dragon menage

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Lime State Foreskin

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Black territorial trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: appetizing flesh plaza headpube

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: green bateful wagecucks

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: awkward church cuck

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Azure mad-dog skullcap incel

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: garnet useless brakes address

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Adventurous fiercely-loyal old irish cottage

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: shimmering impertinent nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Henna vengeful private investor filthpig

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: awkward church cuck

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Henna vengeful private investor filthpig

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: awkward church cuck

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: lake painfully honest hissy fit

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Walnut Step-uncle's House Main People

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Lime State Foreskin

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Walnut Step-uncle's House Main People

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Racy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: plum vivacious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: gay cruise ship

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fantasy-prone location dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: canary dragon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Racy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Chestnut sick university depressive

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: awkward church cuck

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Clear doobsian parlor

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fantasy-prone location dog poop

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Clear doobsian parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Racy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Twinkling Garrison Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Sticky knife sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Curious karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: filthy vibrant sanctuary fortuitous meteor

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Clear doobsian parlor

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)